Fight Club - come and have a go

Cygnus X-2 wrote: stonebeard wrote: http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13006& amp; amp; amp; amp; amp;PN=1&TPN=1016 Oi !!!!!! This will not go unpunished!!!!!! Get o'er here Cyggie and fight, lest you be thought of a fool for the rest of your meager existence (which will be not long in any case) !!!!! I've been waiting for you stonebeard... when I last left you I was but the learner, now I am the master.

Oi, there!!! Ye disgrace the already shameful Velvet Room with your parades of Zappa and Mid-Eighties King Crimson!!! Bereft of hope are ye now!!!

B-BOOM!!!!

VROOM!!!!!

THRaKaTTaCK!!!!!!!

Ye have only glimpsed the true shining brilliance of mine wrath!!!!

Aroma Therapy!!!!!

I hide in the shadows only to make your death more swift and unexpected!!!

*Commences to give Chinese Water Torture to stonebeard while singing in his best Geoff Mann voice, while a nearby cat scratches a plate with his tail... which is right smack dab in between a burning copy of Larks' Tongue in Aspic and The Masquerade Overture... and stonebeard can only weep and sing "The Pursuit of Excellence" much to the reluctance of Cyg*

*After being stunned by the awe-inspiring rendition of "In the Persuit of Excellence" courtesy of Stonebeard, Cyg is forced into a cage wherin he is forced to take innumerble hits of LSD, listen to M.D.K., and watch Ghost in the Shell and Akira. After coming down from the LSD and feeling positively mind-blown, Cyg is then forced to watch Requiem for a Dream followed immediatly by Grave of the Fireflies. Upon completion, Cyg falls into a permanent stated of inescapable depression, anxiety, hopelessness, fear, psychosis, paranoia, and ultimately insanity. Meanwhile, Stonebeard went to Cyg's house in Alamo, CA and burned every Rush CD within the home. Knowing that Cyg wouldn't be coming back, he ransacked the place and took every worthy Neo-Prog CD he didn't already have. After realizing his Neo-Prog collection was far beyond whatever Cyg's could hope to be, even if Cyg still retained the ability to order let alone listen to music, Stonie took all the cash is Cyg's house and bank account, travelled to Japan, and became a playboy extraordinairre, with an endless stream of sexy Japanese, prog-loving, ladies waiting to please him in any way he deemed necessary. Stonebeard went on to unite the world against crappy music by forming the Death to Caress of Steel Ideology Organization. The End.*

Interesting...

*While Cyg is in what stonebeard thinks is a state of chaotic depression, Cyg is really telekinetically planting small amounts of C-4 into the the brain of all the members of Pendragon, so that the next time that they think of performing The Pursuit of Excellence, they all explode in an extremely gory haze. With no Pendragon left, stonebeard decides that there is no reason for him to live. So he gives all of his cds to Cyg and joins a Buddhist Monastery, never to come back or listen to his beloved neo-prog again. But while at the monastery, his head explodes after a conversation in which a helpless monk confesses his extreme distaste for neo-prog, to the point where he'd rather commit suicide than listen to the repetetive Genesis rip-off genre. Cyg now rules the world as the supreme commander of Neo-Prog.*

*Stonebeard takes out his portable Nick Barrett shrine and proceeds to sacrifice Cyg and Geck0 in the Name of Excellency. That is, Pendragon. After all of their blasphemous blood has been drained from their ever-so-feeble frames, Stonebeard uses his Master of Illusion powers to send their remains on a Voyage to a place Not of this World. He then becomes King of the Castle with his Queen of Hearts Jessica Alba. He peers inteo her Window of Life everyday. Fin*