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Dan Bobrowski 
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243
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 Posted: January 16 2006 at 19:48 |
FSSSSHHTTTT! Okay Prof. I just burned all yer hair off.
How do you like me now?
Waitress... another burrito and a Do Equis Amber, please.
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Peter
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 19:53 |
Oh yeah?
Get 'im, Hammy!
Mwa ha haaaaaaa! Try pickin' yer nose now, copper!
Edited by Peter
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 19:58 |
Noogies to you Mr. Pete.
Ha! Now it will never grow back. 
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Peter
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:03 |
Hey Danblo, lookit the pretty kitty -- go on, pet 'im...
 SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPRAY!
 Chortle!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:07 |
Meet the man-mountain, buttcrack!
 Mongo huuungry!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:08 |
Heyaaaw!
I pull yer hair, er, what's left, that is...
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Dan Bobrowski
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:10 |
 Peter wrote:
Meet the man-mountain, buttcrack!
Mongo huuungry!
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So why are you squatting Peter?
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Peter
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:14 |
 Had enough, eh?
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:16 |
It's not over yet, fat boy!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:21 |
Yo, surfer-dude, jump in -- the water's fine!
 Oops!
Maybe it'll grow back....
Edited by Peter
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:26 |
As soon as I take these groceries home, I'm gonna come back and kick your aging arse.
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Peter
Special Collaborator
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:27 |
Anyone else?
Anyone else wanna come up here and try me?
Just come up here and try me man!
I don't need no security guards -- I'll kick every one of yer asses!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:36 |
 
^ Me teaching the IMPOTENT ( ) Peeter a lesson!
Now you have a nice eyepatch.
That's 1/6 of the monstrosity you call a face covered! 
Edited by stonebeard
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Dan Bobrowski
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:40 |
A few of these first, then I'll take advantage.
Then. Chicken man attacks.....:
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 20:57 |
^ Oh Yeah!!!!
Well, take this...
*Stonie creeps into Danbo's house*
*Theme from Reqiuem for a Dream begins to play...softly...*
*Stonie brandishes his weapon of choice:
*Theme from Requiem for a Dream plays louder...tension builds*
"You raise the blade, you make the change..."
SQUOCK!!!!!!!!
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Peter
Special Collaborator
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 21:06 |
Meet the headshrinker, Cronebeard!
Ha! Try passin' yer high school finals now!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 21:06 |
As Stonenerd creeps through Danbo's res. The mighty warrior completes the business for sending the Gartman a secret message:
Hearing the intruder, Danbo dons his attack suit:
While Stonegirl stabs witlessly at the decoy chicken, Danbo swings in and:
Whittles poor unsuspecting Stonebread into Swiss Cheese:
Game over:
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Peter
Special Collaborator
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 21:11 |
Pronebeard's mommy will kiss it and make it all better:
Edited by Peter
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 21:13 |
^ But it was all for nothing!!!!
Upon seeing the Ever-Mighty Beard rise from the dead, Danbo flees, entrusting the hope of the win to his most agile and (non-adopted) progeny!
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: January 16 2006 at 21:25 |
The Ever-Mighty Beard takes on his truest, most primordial form to crush the formidable opponent Peeter, who seems to be rising to the occasion!!!
Peeter, upon seeing the Ever-Mighty Beard (Now, in his primordial form: Gonirrith of the North) flees to the nearest bridge...
But, at the last second...
BLAST YOU, PEETER!!!
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