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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 02 2005 at 17:25

Pfft- Fandango you Smartarse!.... Yes ... ....(*shock, gasp, horror!!*) but it's really not that big. In other words it's not sex that's missing- I can really do without ,in fact: it's comedy and laughter. Hence the reason for visting a thread with a ridiculous but loveable topic! HUZZAH!  The world goes so fast for me I hardly get the time to stop and have a good laugh

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 02 2005 at 17:34
Originally posted by Starette Starette wrote:

Pfft- Fandango you Smartarse!.... Yes ... ....(*shock, gasp, horror!!*) but it's really not that big. In other words it's not sex that's missing- I can really do without ,in fact: it's comedy and laughter. Hence the reason for visting a thread with a ridiculous but loveable topic! HUZZAH!  The world goes so fast for me I hardly get the time to stop and have a good laugh

how can the world go 'so fast' in New Zealand?  It's full of sheep and hills and coutryside and things...

btw, my baby sister lives near Tauranga on North Island....anywhere near you?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 02 2005 at 17:41
Originally posted by Starette Starette wrote:

Originally posted by Hamatai Hamatai wrote:

Originally posted by RaphaelT RaphaelT wrote:

 

The main problem with listening to prog while having sex is: how to silence the woman's sighs, which disturb the reception of great music?




In my world- it's usually not the woman making the most sound. ....

Yeah those sheep cant half bleet loudly.....Evil Smile

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 02 2005 at 18:36
Originally posted by RaphaelT RaphaelT wrote:

 

The main problem with listening to prog while having sex is: how to silence the woman's sighs, which disturb the reception of great music?


You have to listen to music that includes sighs, like "Machine Love" by Mother Gong.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 02 2005 at 18:52
Speaking of prog & sex, there's a "song" on Aphodite's Child's album 666 that is nothing but a woman chanting a few words as she mimics having an outrageous orgasm----it's very provocative!
"The red polygon's only desire / is to get to the blue triangle."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 02 2005 at 19:01
I was never ambitious enough to attempt a combination of prog and sex while I had a girlfriend.  Having a girlfriend was more important to me than being able to combine those two things I suppose. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 12:46
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How about Pink Floyds "The Great Gig in the Sky"?

Wasn`t that about death? But those vocals...


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 13:22

without offending anyone, I would like to say that in the 20 yrs I have been going to prog gigs, in my experience the audience is 80% male.

Now, thinking of those prog loving gentlemen.........(and I realise this is a broadsweeping generalisation) I should say for a high percentage of them it really does NOT matter one jot which prog you listen to during sex.............because there probably is not any one else in the room at the time!!!!!

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 13:31
Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by Starette Starette wrote:

Originally posted by Hamatai Hamatai wrote:

Originally posted by RaphaelT RaphaelT wrote:

 

The main problem with listening to prog while having sex is: how to silence the woman's sighs, which disturb the reception of great music?




In my world- it's usually not the woman making the most sound. ....

Yeah those sheep cant half bleet loudly.....Evil Smile

did you know Tony there was four kind of female orgasms?

  • the positive orgasm (when she yells out oh Yes! Oh Yes ! Oh Yessssssssssss!)
  • the negative orgasm (when she yells out Oh No ! Oh No! Oh Noooooo!)
  • the mystical orgasm ( Oh my God ! oh Gooooooooooood Yes!! Oh Heavens Yes!!)
  • the simulated orgasm ( when she yells Oh Tony! Oh Tony! Oh Tonyyyyyyy!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 06:06
Originally posted by fandango fandango wrote:

Originally posted by Starette Starette wrote:

Pfft- Fandango you Smartarse!.... Yes ... ....(*shock, gasp, horror!!*) but it's really not that big. In other words it's not sex that's missing- I can really do without ,in fact: it's comedy and laughter. Hence the reason for visting a thread with a ridiculous but loveable topic! HUZZAH!  The world goes so fast for me I hardly get the time to stop and have a good laugh

how can the world go 'so fast' in New Zealand?  It's full of sheep and hills and coutryside and things...

btw, my baby sister lives near Tauranga on North Island....anywhere near you?

hmmm- somewhat....I'm in Auckland which is a bit further north. I've never been to Tauranga (though that's reather pathetic- it being my own country and all) but I'd reeeeally like to go some day. It's very nice I heare.

Tony- we get that kinda attitude from the Aussies all the time...you dirty dirty DIRTY boy!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 06:06
is there is a special kind of msuic, that was made to be hear wile people having sex?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 06:34

Originally posted by proger proger wrote:

is there is a special kind of msuic, that was made to be hear wile people having sex?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 18:08

Maidenrulz- your avatar is DISTURBING.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 21:59

Barry White....Marvin Gaye....Starland Vocal Band...Fantomas

Wh'ghal ng'fth mglw'y Ry'leh, Cthulhu fhtagn...



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2005 at 00:25
When I lost my virginity back in the 1970s Tarkus was playing on the radio
in the background.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2005 at 00:55

Originally posted by roaryg roaryg wrote:

When I lost my virginity back in the 1970s Tarkus was playing on the radio
in the background.

Wow, now that is cool! I would have really liked that, it would have been like a message from beyond. I'm envious!

"The red polygon's only desire / is to get to the blue triangle."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2005 at 01:00
Originally posted by prog-chick prog-chick wrote:

without offending anyone, I would like to say that in the 20 yrs I have been going to prog gigs, in my experience the audience is 80% male.

Now, thinking of those prog loving gentlemen.........(and I realise this is a broadsweeping generalisation) I should say for a high percentage of them it really does NOT matter one jot which prog you listen to during sex.............because there probably is not any one else in the room at the time!!!!!

There's truth here, and some of us prog rockers have to own up to it.

"The red polygon's only desire / is to get to the blue triangle."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2005 at 08:48
Originally posted by bluetailfly bluetailfly wrote:

Originally posted by prog-chick prog-chick wrote:

without offending anyone, I would like to say that in the 20 yrs I have been going to prog gigs, in my experience the audience is 80% male.

Now, thinking of those prog loving gentlemen.........(and I realise this is a broadsweeping generalisation) I should say for a high percentage of them it really does NOT matter one jot which prog you listen to during sex.............because there probably is not any one else in the room at the time!!!!!

There's truth here, and some of us prog rockers have to own up to it.

Uncomfortably close to the truth to far too many posters here, I feel
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2005 at 00:53

Remember the famous erotic song "Je t'aime... mais non plus"? Oui, the one where the woman and the man (especially her) keep saying "oooh, je t'aime" and sighing in their sexual pleasure with the soft background featuring organ. The man begging to stop.  (Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsborough, late 60's.)
  Gotta admit, it makes one a bit horny - but firstly amused in its ridiculousness.

Oops, the topic was PROG-related. Well, I haven't done it with prog as far as I remember. Probably I'd choose YES, e.g. Turn of the Century & Awaken & And You And I.
  Oh yes, I once used Renaissance album Novella to set the intimate mood, and she, new to prog, liked it.

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