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Cygnus X-2 
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 Posted: August 06 2005 at 21:33 |
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Jim Garten
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Joined: February 02 2004
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Posted: August 08 2005 at 03:42 |
 arcer wrote:
So, reaches out for handy piece of lead piping/fence post/kendo stick
that's always lurking close by in fight scenes where hero appears to be
about to meet his maker... |
And if you think that's unfeasible, here's one for fans of 'Eastenders' -
+++reaches out for handy brick sized ashtray*, or if he's really lucky, bloody great iron doorstop+++
Oy! Scouse Sausage Person!
+++swing+++
DOINK!!
That's you told!
+++dusts off hands & walks away+++
* "...and with an ashtray the size of a really f**king big brick..." - quotation from?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Jim Garten
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Posted: August 17 2005 at 03:25 |
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No-one recognised the quote, then?
Sorry - couldn't resist reviving this thread; the most fun I've had on here since the great custard wars of 1837
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 7003
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Posted: August 21 2005 at 17:35 |
Jim Garten wrote:
arcer wrote:
So, reaches out for handy piece of lead piping/fence post/kendo stick
that's always lurking close by in fight scenes where hero appears to be
about to meet his maker... |
And if you think that's unfeasible, here's one for fans of 'Eastenders' -
+++reaches out for handy brick sized ashtray*, or if he's really lucky, bloody great iron doorstop+++
Oy! Scouse Sausage Person!
+++swing+++
DOINK!!
That's you told!
+++dusts off hands & walks away+++
* "...and with an ashtray the size of a really f**king big brick..." - quotation from? |
ummm - it's Nick Cave, either O'Malley's Bar or The Ballad of Betty Ford and Billy(?) Coltrane. O'Malley's Bar is on Murder Ballads and The Ballad... was a b side at around the same time.
I had brass knuckles and a bolo knife....
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Jim Garten
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
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Points: 14693
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Posted: August 22 2005 at 03:24 |
I knew I could rely on you - "O'Malley's Bar" it is (please God let him play that on Thursday...). And as your prize...
Here it comes...
Ready...?
Groinkick, head flush down bog, hungry ferret down vest, knitting needle in ear, crochet hook up nose, willystamp, willystamp, backsackandcrack wax, and.......
ribtickle!
Welcome back 
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 19:06 |
All right, anybody want to have a go?!
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 19:20 |
No i'm good thanks 
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 19:21 |
Man With Hat wrote:
No i'm good thanks |
I know to rile you up, Frank Zappa is the worst artist to ever exist on this planet we call earth!
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Points: 166183
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 19:25 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 19:26 |
Like hell you will!
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 19:28 |
Well...if you think Zappa is trash, then why do you need it??
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 19:31 |
A joke! 
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Points: 166183
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 19:33 |
O good...then i can have it
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Location: United States
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Points: 5243
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 19:40 |
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SLAPP... "Hey, close that door.."
"Damn, now where was I?"
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Edited by danbo
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 19:41 |
Of course... just give me your address and personal information...
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Velvetclown
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Points: 8548
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 02:54 |
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Ricochet
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Location: Nauru
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Points: 46301
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 03:53 |
artificial bottoms
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KoS
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Location: Los Angeles
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Points: 16310
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 04:11 |
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jitu
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Location: India
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Points: 482
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 04:38 |
TIMBAAAAAAA
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Ricochet
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Location: Nauru
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 04:49 |
king of Siam wrote:
Ricochet wrote:
artificial bottoms
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yer just jealous
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POW!SLASH!UPPERCUT!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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