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Velvetclown 
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 Posted: July 28 2005 at 02:22 |
| stonebeard is just a kitten ! |
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 02:21 |
 stonebeard wrote:
that would be snow dog. i'm a crafty kitty!
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I think not! More like a block headed nutcase!
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 02:20 |
that would be snow dog. i'm a crafty kitty!
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 02:17 |
You sly dog you! 
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 02:16 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
What condiments are good, then? |
Trojans
oh, you wrote....
oops.
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 02:15 |
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What condiments are good, then?
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 02:00 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
stonebeard wrote:
fandango wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
C4? Lasers?
Groinkick!!!!
Headbutt!!!!
Nipple tweak!!!!
Gobsmack!!!
Let's return to more civilised behaviour please, gentlemen!
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first put your handbag and rape alarm down sausage boy, and clench your hand into a fist...
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whay don't you stop pretending to be a man and make me a samich you swedish nancy!!! 
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What's with you and the sammiches? I oughta poison your mustard!
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me likes da samich!!!!!
except no musterd please
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Velvetclown
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 01:51 |
IŽll just TICKLE Syzygy to death
Edited by Velvetclown
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 01:42 |
stonebeard wrote:
fandango wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
C4? Lasers?
Groinkick!!!!
Headbutt!!!!
Nipple tweak!!!!
Gobsmack!!!
Let's return to more civilised behaviour please, gentlemen!
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first put your handbag and rape alarm down sausage boy, and clench your hand into a fist...
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whay don't you stop pretending to be a man and make me a samich you swedish nancy!!!
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What's with you and the sammiches? I oughta poison your mustard!
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stonebeard
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Location: NE Indiana
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Posted: July 27 2005 at 18:17 |
fandango wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
C4? Lasers?
Groinkick!!!!
Headbutt!!!!
Nipple tweak!!!!
Gobsmack!!!
Let's return to more civilised behaviour please, gentlemen!
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first put your handbag and rape alarm down sausage boy, and clench your hand into a fist...
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whay don't you stop pretending to be a man and make me a samich you swedish nancy!!!
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Jared
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Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
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Posted: July 27 2005 at 15:52 |
Syzygy wrote:
C4? Lasers?
Groinkick!!!!
Headbutt!!!!
Nipple tweak!!!!
Gobsmack!!!
Let's return to more civilised behaviour please, gentlemen!
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first put your handbag and rape alarm down sausage boy, and clench your hand into a fist...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Syzygy
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Posted: July 27 2005 at 15:49 |
C4? Lasers?
Groinkick!!!!
Headbutt!!!!
Nipple tweak!!!!
Gobsmack!!!
Let's return to more civilised behaviour please, gentlemen!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 26 2005 at 21:29 |
stonebeard wrote:
Not so fast
(channels recently deceased "scotty" doohan of "star trek" fame who beams up stonebeard and saves him while simultaneously killing cygnus x-2)
Ha!
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Hey!
(plants C4 on the Enterprise, thus destroying Stonebeard. And just to be safe, gives the ship a Death Star Super Laser for good measure)
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 26 2005 at 21:27 |
Not so fast
(channels recently deceased "scotty" doohan of "star trek" fame who beams up stonebeard and saves him while simultaneously killing cygnus x-2)
Ha!
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 26 2005 at 21:16 |
Ahh, you're going to stoop to that low? You can't beat me with conventional weapons... MUAHAHAHAH!!!
(Opens up Black Hole Cygnus X-1, thus destroying Stonebeard)
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 26 2005 at 21:13 |
(takes small kitty and beats Cygnus to unconsicousness with it)
HA!
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 26 2005 at 21:07 |
stonebeard wrote:
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
Ahhh... ya pansy. Barely a scratch on me!
HEADBUTT, HEADBUTT, KNEE TO THE STOMACH, SPIT ON THE FACE, EYE POKE, FOOT STOMP, VERBAL ATTACK, VERBAL ATTACK, FINGERS UP THE NOSE DRAG, INDIAN BURN, DROPKICK, CAT SCRATCH!!!!!!
Take that ya bastard!
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you insentitive bastard!!!!!
NATIVE AMERICAN BURN!!!!!!!
FIGHT LIKE A MANY YOU FLUTTERING BUNNY-HUGGER!!!!!!
BOTTLE SMASH IN THE FACE, DREADFULL PIGGY-BACK RIDE, GROINJOLT, GROINJOLT, FACEDUNK IN WATER, FORCE-LISTEN TO BRITNEY SPEARS TALKING ABOUT HER LIFE!!!!!
YE BLOODY PANSY!!!!
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Did I mention that I watched the Britney Spears Behind the Music episode? 
Anway, back to the battle:
EAR BITE, BOOT IN THE ASS, DEATH STAR SUPERLASER, DEATH STAR SUPERLASER, SHIN KICK, FOOT STOMP, KICK IN THE GROIN, SCISSORS TO THE TONGUE, SCISSORS TO THE GROIN, FINGER NAIL SCRAPE, THERMAL DETONATOR!!!!!!
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Posted: July 26 2005 at 21:02 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
Ahhh... ya pansy. Barely a scratch on me!
HEADBUTT, HEADBUTT, KNEE TO THE STOMACH, SPIT ON THE FACE, EYE POKE, FOOT STOMP, VERBAL ATTACK, VERBAL ATTACK, FINGERS UP THE NOSE DRAG, INDIAN BURN, DROPKICK, CAT SCRATCH!!!!!!
Take that ya bastard!
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you insentitive bastard!!!!!
NATIVE AMERICAN BURN!!!!!!!
FIGHT LIKE A MANY YOU FLUTTERING BUNNY-HUGGER!!!!!!
BOTTLE SMASH IN THE FACE, DREADFULL PIGGY-BACK RIDE, GROINJOLT, GROINJOLT, FACEDUNK IN WATER, FORCE-LISTEN TO BRITNEY SPEARS TALKING ABOUT HER LIFE!!!!!
YE BLOODY PANSY!!!!
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 26 2005 at 20:54 |
Ahhh... ya pansy. Barely a scratch on me!
HEADBUTT, HEADBUTT, KNEE TO THE STOMACH, SPIT ON THE FACE, EYE POKE, FOOT STOMP, VERBAL ATTACK, VERBAL ATTACK, FINGERS UP THE NOSE DRAG, INDIAN BURN, DROPKICK, CAT SCRATCH!!!!!!
Take that ya bastard!
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: July 26 2005 at 20:48 |
OK CYGNUS, TAKE THIS YOU LITTLE SWEDISH NANCY!!!!!
KNEEKICK, KNEEKICK, FACELIFT, GLUTEUS MAXIMUS PUNCH, GLUTEUS MAXIMUS PUNCH, GROINTWIST, GROINTWIST, LOWERBACKKNEE, LOWERBACKKNEE, JUDO CHOP, JUDO CHOP, EYEPULL, EYEPULL!!!!!!!!
YOU FOOLISH SCHOOLGIRL!!!!!
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