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Topic: Whilst drunk....
Posted: July 20 2005 at 00:51

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Lets see, I've gone streaking, many a time while drunk - sometimes when sober when the mood is just right

I often find that people who talk science/philosophy bore me when I'm drunk (they ruin my buzz!). I rarely find the toilet when I need it, but I always have the tried and trusted plastic bag by me when I go to sleep.. I've passed out sitting up using a beer glass, or bottle to prop my head up. I've run into bums downtown - one trying to sell me gold.......... And MANY MANY streetmeats!!! (hotdogs sold on the side of the street. Perfect way to end an evening)

I asked Bobby Dylan
I asked the Beatles
I asked Timothy Leary
But he couldn't help me either
They call me the seeker

THE WHO!

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Posted: July 19 2005 at 23:15

stonebeard wrote:

kingofbizzare wrote:

Well, I've got another four years before I can legally drink here, but I'll tell you all what happens when I do.

so called "age limitations" on drinking do not stop me.

Well, seeing as my dad is a pastor at a very, very large church (several thousand people I believe) in a somewhat small-ish town, there's almost nowhere I could go without someone recognizing me, and if any of them saw me drunk, my dad would know almost immediately (some people who know my dad saw me walking away from my school on a field trip with a bunch of people and told my parents I was skipping school).

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Posted: July 19 2005 at 02:52

kingofbizzare wrote:

Well, I've got another four years before I can legally drink here, but I'll tell you all what happens when I do.

so called "age limitations" on drinking do not stop me.

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Posted: July 18 2005 at 22:42

I drive the bus to borneo with much more enthusiasm when I'm drunk.

I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?

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Posted: July 18 2005 at 22:27

Well, I've got another four years before I can legally drink here, but I'll tell you all what happens when I do.

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Posted: July 18 2005 at 18:19

frenchie wrote:

Joren wrote:

Jim Garten wrote:

I find I am far better at slurring my words, falling over, and picking fights with inanimate objects whilst drunk.

Me too, and may I add to the list:

When I've had a few cold ones, I am also better at stealing street signs, having a mental breakdown ( @ JrKASperov), throwing with cans, taking a leak on the couch in my sleep (), eating snacks (NACHO'S!!!), eating (A LOT OF) cheese, falling off my bike while standing still, falling off my bike with two more people on it, losing my hat (), crying, writing on the door and on the mirror with water-proof marker (well, I got it off the mirror), listening to Gong or Weidorje, falling off my bike again, talking to total strangers, imitating "Timmah!" from Southpark, lifting people, having deep conversations about the meaning of life, having deep conversations about science-philosophy ( @ JrKASperov), trying to kiss a guy on the cheek (I was still a hippie back then , when I had a few, I loved EVERYBODY), talking to sober teachers (you should NEVER do that when you're drunk) and of course falling asleep on a wooden floor.

I bet frenchie can top that!

i wanked in my sleep at a house party once without realising. They thought i was sick. I thought the crowd watching me do it were even more sick. Once me and my friends had a 4 hour drunk talk about science, philosophy and the meaning of life and recorded most of it. Kissing guys on the cheek, guilty. f**king dead people... just kidding! After school camping party i got wasted on 50% vodka and exposed my wang, well most of us did. once guy stood over a fire in a dress and burnt his cock.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Joren

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Posted: July 18 2005 at 17:49

frenchie wrote:

Joren wrote:

Jim Garten wrote:

I find I am far better at slurring my words, falling over, and picking fights with inanimate objects whilst drunk.

Me too, and may I add to the list:

I bet frenchie can top that!

You WANKED in your sleep?! O MAN!!!

Hangedman

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Posted: July 18 2005 at 17:07

Im more of an alternate methods of intoxication type of guy, but while drunk i have flashed a group of people. Broken a picnic table, broken a stereo system (same night, and belonged to the same guy

) fought people who werent intoxicated (I dont know about you people but when Im drunk my dexterity and speed arent exactly spot on, needless to say ive had many a broken rib and black eye). Ive fallen into a firepit (but was quickly thrown out, thank the lord no damage was done). On the positive side I play a pretty good synth while drunk

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Posted: July 18 2005 at 16:54

Joren wrote:

Jim Garten wrote:

I find I am far better at slurring my words, falling over, and picking fights with inanimate objects whilst drunk.

Me too, and may I add to the list:

I bet frenchie can top that!

The Worthless Recluse

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Posted: July 15 2005 at 03:35

As a whole, I'm a fairly introvert personality so I find alcohol allows me to find ease in conversing with people I usually wouldn't.

Apart from that, I guess I find everything else a lot more difficult, except from dancing like a crazed madman.

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Posted: July 09 2005 at 12:39

I enjoy the the fights at the hockey games even more when I've had a few.

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Posted: July 09 2005 at 00:58

Man With Hat wrote:

Do you find that you do certain things better after a few??? I for one enjoy a good game of darts or horseshoes after a bottle or two. Not saying i play better, but its a hell of alot funnier.

(And i haven't had that much too drink today )

Don't know,I have never been drunk in my entire life.And I'm 39.

Joren

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Posted: July 07 2005 at 19:50

I am suffering from "Dogs" (Pink Floyd) right now... WHAT'S THE DEAL?

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Posted: July 06 2005 at 11:03

I suffer from Automatic Arm Movements when drinking beer.

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Posted: July 06 2005 at 10:53

I am VERY GOOD at drinking all of tomorrow's beer whilst drunk.... Ouch

Damned empties!

Well, back to my smug, supercilious exile now -- gotta write something real....

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

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Posted: July 06 2005 at 03:10

Well, me and a friend of mine used to have a drunken ritual of listening to Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" whenever we drank. It's just a silly song, and those are silly times.

I don't believe in demons
I don't believe in devils
I only believe in you

synthguy

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Posted: July 05 2005 at 21:30

I know that I think I do a lot of things better when I'm
buzzed.
It seems that eye-witness testimony indicates
otherwise.

Peace,
Campbell

Wearing feelings on our faces when our faces took a rest...

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Posted: July 05 2005 at 14:13

"Boozing in the morning, forget your early warning". (Mother Gong). Or as they sang in the movie "Robin and the Seven Hoods": "Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze, Mr. "B-double O-Z E".