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    Posted: February 03 2007 at 07:33
One more:
 
Getting touchy-feely with other guys is a definite no-no. Hugging may be permitted if your team/nation has just won a major sports trophy (World Cup, Superbowl) and if the participants are in an advanced state of intoxication at the time.
 
You should never kiss another man except, and only if, you are Al Pacino, he is your brother and you're about to have him killed for business purposes.
 
 
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

In my village, one must prove one's manhood in more authentic ways. This test is the most sacred in our culture. It involves the hunting of the timber wolf during a full moon.So far, I have 2 pelts and 4 timber wolf tooth necklaces. Approve


That's ugly. A real human being, woman or man, would prove her / himself by any act of creation. Killing a creature just because...   

About the jokes... not really clever. I'll stick to the Pink Panther when needing a good laugh.
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In my village, one must prove one's manhood in more authentic ways. This test is the most sacred in our culture. It involves the hunting of the timber wolf during a full moon.

So far, I have 2 pelts and 4 timber wolf tooth necklaces. Approve
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Now now, there's nothing wrong with a brolly, young Bern.

This whole manism thing is silly.
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2007 at 11:37
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

This one is for little boys. A real man doesn't even use an umbrella. Cool

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the last 2 ones is really hilarious !
The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us.
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Bump also!!!Wink
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Why would I cry when Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse?
 
 
Tears of joy, maybe?Wink
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Why would I cry when Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse?
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my personal fave is this one
 
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
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Not bad :D
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    I was going to copy and study this, until I saw everyone laughing.
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my favourite!!!!
 
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
 
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Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Right! Time to bin my Speedos. Shame really. I looked so good in them..


We all do!LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLConfused
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Really really old, but still hilariousLOL
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Great post Huuges!!

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Points: 31313 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 30 2006 at 17:46

LOL

 

Especially this one was great:

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

Brilliant!!!!!!!
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LOL AWESOME
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Points: 31169 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 30 2006 at 13:35
Awesome, thanks Hugues! Clap
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I haven't laughed so damn hard in weeks.

BRAVO!!!!!!


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