WHO I AM AND WHAT I DO

I have Eiffel envy.

Today I'm the ambassador to eastern South Timbora, er, or is that south North Timbora? Anyway, they love me... they call me "Man who walks on two legs." Not so far fetched as they all have a genetic mutation caused by Bamgalashi's Nuclear power plant. They don't have legs, in the sense that WE have legs. Er, they have feet growing from their buttocks. They can't really walk, however the feet make them very stable people, unlike weebles, I suppose.

 Yeah, I visit, bring 'em some Thigh Masters and send "Best Wishes" from Jane Fonda and Anna Nicole Smith. It's really great fun. They're having some problems with the Thigh Masters. Guess that cause of the lack of, ah, thighs. They make great nut crackers though.  

Yesterday I visited the bathroom in an airport in Sidney. Great people, they help you get seated and rub your feet while you take care of business. Amazing, Sidney Burlapistan is really a great vacation place. Watch out for the Proctologists. I hear they don't wash very well. Ya know.... foriegners, eh?

Last week I saw a monkey eat an entire can of peas.... can and all. Must be on a high iron diet. He was smoking horse apples and chasing children with a fondue fork. Poor kid got impailed, but the parents thought the trip was a total success once the bleeding stopped. 

Wow, I love my life. You?    

I am Rock God well to my friends anyway, Ii wont tell you my real name or my age but Im 6 feet tall I am a promotional manager at a supermarket store (retail business) and hobbies include listening to rock music and playing my ps2.

I have a Renault 5 GT Which im selling soon and I live in Wales in a small town in a terraced house and live with a family, im single and young and a prog rock and grand theft auto nut, my hobbies include snooker, pool, darts, cars and music oh wait ive mention my hobbies. that who i am but who are you. 

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