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Thatfabulousalien 
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 Topic: Why Does Your Husband Hate You?
Posted: November 02 2016 at 18:15 |
I don't have a husband, so I must hate myself 
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Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: November 02 2016 at 17:29 |
Does he love me, like me, or hate me quiz1 1. Does he speak to you?
a Sometimes, but only when he's got no one to talk tob Yeah! All the time, I can't get away from him!c Yes, we talk about how weird life is LOLd Yup. But we talk about his girlfriend/crush/wifee No. He doesn't know I exist 2. Does he touch you regularly?a Yes, but only to strangle meb HE DOSENT KNOW I EXISTc Yeah, but only to tap me on the shoulderd Yah! We hug, hold hands, we walk with his arm around mee No, we don't like each other 3. Alright, be honest here, do you think you're pretty?a No, I don't talk much to boysb Yes! But I belong to him!c I supposed No... I'm scared of men nowe A few- but they are sychos!
Edited by EddieRUKiddingVarese - November 02 2016 at 17:39
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!
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SteveG
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Posted: November 02 2016 at 15:13 |
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Ask a silly question, you get a silly answer.
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doompaul
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Posted: November 02 2016 at 15:02 |
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Robots can't hate
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: November 02 2016 at 14:53 |
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What about Motorbikes...............
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!
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CPicard
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Posted: November 02 2016 at 14:33 |
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She hates me because I'm heterophobic. Maybe I should stop cheating on her with men...
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 02 2016 at 13:51 |
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My very large penis.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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JD
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Posted: November 02 2016 at 10:23 |
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^You asked brother !
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 02 2016 at 09:07 |
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Ozark Soundscape
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Posted: November 02 2016 at 09:02 |
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I don't receive anal.
First time someone's hated me for not being anal enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 02 2016 at 06:22 |
I made this to contrast the other thread which excludes the heterosexual ladies of PA. 
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Why Does Your Husband Hate You?
