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 Posted: June 11 2024 at 12:07 |
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I never did get to see the report about me having diarrhea after eating too much at the buffet. Was it an interesting read?
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 10 2024 at 08:04 |
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I'm sorry. My pooping schedule is confidential.
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 03 2024 at 07:33 |
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I imagine her classroom is full of farting contests. No doubt she wins many of them.
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Posted: May 30 2024 at 08:19 |
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Some days you just feel like a baseball stadium.
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Posted: May 29 2024 at 09:14 |
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She's okay if you don't mind her pooping all over the room.
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Posted: May 27 2024 at 12:20 |
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The consistency of a tired backpack.
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Posted: May 26 2024 at 13:53 |
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I noticed your stop sign smiling at me.
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Posted: May 25 2024 at 15:52 |
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I'm figuring out different ways to fart.
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Posted: May 19 2024 at 14:49 |
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Half of my nose is full of beef gravy. The other half is taking a math test.
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Posted: May 16 2024 at 13:35 |
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I'm using A.I. to come up with a meal plan for my beach towels.
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Posted: May 15 2024 at 08:28 |
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I didn't expect to see so many toilets in my path.
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Posted: May 14 2024 at 08:45 |
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I'm glad that I no longer meet people that communicate through odors.
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Posted: May 13 2024 at 06:22 |
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It's the kind of place you would like to work at if you enjoyed the random poop appearing in your pencil drawer.
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Posted: May 10 2024 at 12:35 |
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I fancy seeing a river of pretzels go down the road.
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Posted: May 09 2024 at 07:35 |
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I should have went up to the red sports car and farted into the window. That would have been the end of that.
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Posted: May 08 2024 at 08:32 |
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Let's line up for the trash truck!
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Posted: May 07 2024 at 05:04 |
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Martin pauses to count the ants before him.
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Posted: May 06 2024 at 08:50 |
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Anthony tackled the sidewalk with three decks of Uno cards.
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Posted: April 30 2024 at 14:24 |
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I keep acting like I'm naked, but I have three pairs of pants on.
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Posted: April 21 2024 at 07:23 |
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Your squash blossoms need more seasoning.
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