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Snow Dog
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 23 2005 Location: Caerdydd Status: Offline Points: 32995 |
Posted: July 14 2009 at 07:34 | |
Can anyone get a job with the council?
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Snow Dog
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 23 2005 Location: Caerdydd Status: Offline Points: 32995 |
Posted: July 14 2009 at 07:26 | |
Hmmm....I think I'll have the mango....
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progkidjoel
Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
Posted: July 14 2009 at 07:16 | |
Actually laughing incredibly hard right now The title... So misleading |
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chopper
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20030 |
Posted: July 14 2009 at 06:35 | |
Headline of the year so far.
Colombia kills drug baron hippoI always thought hippos were dodgy. |
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chopper
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20030 |
Posted: July 13 2009 at 17:08 | |
Genius. |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: July 13 2009 at 16:16 | |
A Louse is not a Home.
There's another example. |
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: July 13 2009 at 16:14 | |
Agreed. Arthur Lee and Love observed, accurately, that 'A House is not a Motel'. Bacharach and David clarified matters with the remark that '... a chair is not a house'. Now it's time to unite in song and tell the world:
'A Cabin is not a Shed'!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65258 |
Posted: July 13 2009 at 03:20 | |
James the people in the male support undergarment industry have to make a living |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: July 13 2009 at 03:01 | |
Much less bovva |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Man Erg
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: August 26 2004 Location: Isle of Lucy Status: Offline Points: 7456 |
Posted: July 13 2009 at 02:59 | |
Shed of the Year - 'The Kite Cabin' A cabin is not a shed.
Perhaps the 'shed' was originally built on the ground but a squirrel hid an acorn beneath it... Edited by Man Erg - July 13 2009 at 03:02 |
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: July 13 2009 at 02:26 | |
Hover.
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What?
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: July 13 2009 at 02:21 | |
Ahem - You will note no mention of any of the following: Old stick for stirring paint Dead lawn mower Unused garden impliment, the purchase of which seemed like a good idea at the time Partially used tins of paint Partially used container of slug pellets Dirt Plastic tarpaulin covered with unidentified stains and/or dead snails Shed? I think not. [edit] See below: That's a shed. Edited by Jim Garten - July 13 2009 at 02:23 |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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mystic fred
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 13 2006 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 4252 |
Posted: July 13 2009 at 02:11 | |
hmmm....a treehouse more than a shed, and a toilet ..? .....surely a proper shed is a structure that is actually touching the ground, and is for storing tools, how are you supposed to get a lawnmower in it? |
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Neil
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 04 2006 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1497 |
Posted: July 13 2009 at 01:33 | |
Looks like part of the Ewok village.
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When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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chopper
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20030 |
Posted: July 12 2009 at 16:18 | |
That's not a shed, it's virtually a tree house! |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: July 12 2009 at 11:32 | |
We have a virtual shed and we can imagine any panoramic view we like. Surely that beats his shed easily?
Plus there is an endless supply of alcohol in the fridge and Jim's bar full of Real Ale is fantastic. Speaking of Real Ale, a friend told me the other day that Real Ale contains a lot of estrogen and therefore is responsible for manboobs. I'd cut down if I were you! |
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: July 12 2009 at 11:24 | |
Hmm, we're in shock for not winning Shed Of The Year 2009
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: July 12 2009 at 11:21 | |
Page 2?
And not just in JFF either... |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 02:27 | |
- Trust me - that is not the Dr Savage I see; let's just say I'm deep in thought as to what my next move should be (a genuine case of damned if you do & damned if you don't) - but for the time being, I'm not going to worry about it.
Instead, I'm going to concentrate on looking forward to & enjoying 2 weeks on Newfoundland, beginning this time next week. Jeez - I'm ready for a holiday. |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: July 09 2009 at 15:51 | |
^ The man of bronze!?!!!!
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