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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2009 at 07:34
Can anyone get a job with the council?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2009 at 07:26
Hmmm....I think I'll have the mango....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2009 at 07:16
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Headline of the year so far.
 


<H1>Colombia kills drug baron hippo </H1>

I always thought hippos were dodgy.





Actually laughing incredibly hard right now

The title... So misleading
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2009 at 06:35
Headline of the year so far.
 

Colombia kills drug baron hippo

I always thought hippos were dodgy.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2009 at 17:08
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

hmmm....a treehouse more than a shed, and a toilet ..?  Confused.....surely a proper shed is a structure that is actually touching the ground, and is for storing tools, how are you supposed to get a lawnmower in it?  Ermm

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2009 at 16:16
A Louse is not a Home.

There's another example.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2009 at 16:14
Originally posted by Man Erg Man Erg wrote:

Shed of the Year - 'The Kite Cabin' A cabin is not a shed.
Agreed. Arthur Lee and Love observed, accurately, that 'A House is not a Motel'. Bacharach and David clarified matters with the remark that '... a chair is not a house'. Now it's time to unite in song and tell the world:
 
'A Cabin is not a Shed'!
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2009 at 03:20
Originally posted by James James wrote:

We have a virtual shed and we can imagine any panoramic view we like.  Surely that beats his shed easily?

Plus there is an endless supply of alcohol in the fridge and Jim's bar full of Real Ale is fantastic.

Speaking of Real Ale, a friend told me the other day that Real Ale contains a lot of estrogen and therefore is responsible for manboobs.

I'd cut down if I were you!


James the people in the male support undergarment industry have to make a living


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2009 at 03:01
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:


hmmm....a treehouse more than a shed, and a toilet ..?  Confused.....surely a proper shed is a structure that is actually touching the ground, and is for storing tools, how are you supposed to get a lawnmower in it?  Ermm



Hover. Wink


Much less bovva

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2009 at 02:59
Shed of the Year - 'The Kite Cabin' A cabin is not a shed.

Perhaps the 'shed' was originally built on the ground but a squirrel hid an acorn beneath it...

Edited by Man Erg - July 13 2009 at 03:02

Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2009 at 02:26
Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

hmmm....a treehouse more than a shed, and a toilet ..?  Confused.....surely a proper shed is a structure that is actually touching the ground, and is for storing tools, how are you supposed to get a lawnmower in it?  Ermm

Hover. Wink
What?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2009 at 02:21
Originally posted by owner of the so called shed of the year owner of the so called shed of the year wrote:

the cabin was built directly onto this. It incorporates a compost toilet room with hand washing facilities and boasts bunk beds, a woodburner and Sky TV.


Ahem -

You will note no mention of any of the following:

Old stick for stirring paint
Dead lawn mower
Unused garden impliment, the purchase of which seemed like a good idea at the time
Partially used tins of paint
Partially used container of slug pellets
Dirt
Plastic tarpaulin covered with unidentified stains and/or dead snails



Shed? I think not.

[edit]

See below: That's a shed.

Edited by Jim Garten - July 13 2009 at 02:23

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hmmm....a treehouse more than a shed, and a toilet ..?  Confused.....surely a proper shed is a structure that is actually touching the ground, and is for storing tools, how are you supposed to get a lawnmower in it?  Ermm

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2009 at 01:33
Looks like part of the Ewok village.
When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2009 at 16:18
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Hmm, we're in shock for not winning Shed Of The Year 2009 Cry


That's not a shed, it's virtually a tree house!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2009 at 11:32
We have a virtual shed and we can imagine any panoramic view we like.  Surely that beats his shed easily?

Plus there is an endless supply of alcohol in the fridge and Jim's bar full of Real Ale is fantastic.

Speaking of Real Ale, a friend told me the other day that Real Ale contains a lot of estrogen and therefore is responsible for manboobs.

I'd cut down if I were you!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2009 at 11:24
Hmm, we're in shock for not winning Shed Of The Year 2009 Cry
What?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2009 at 11:21
Page 2? Shocked

And not just in JFF either...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2009 at 02:27
- Trust me - that is not the Dr Savage I see; let's just say I'm deep in thought as to what my next move should be (a genuine case of damned if you do & damned if you don't) - but for the time being, I'm not going to worry about it.

Instead, I'm going to concentrate on looking forward to & enjoying 2 weeks on Newfoundland, beginning this time next week.

Jeez - I'm ready for a holiday.

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2009 at 15:51
^ The man of bronze!?!!!! Shocked
 
 
 
 
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