Fight Club - come and have a go

*kick*

*pisses on Cygnus*

That'll lear ya for taking a hiatus!

Melomaniac wrote: Syzygy wrote: Bump   And the purpose of this bump being ???

Bump

Masterliness isn't your word, as you have not coined it and copyrighted it it is up for grabs (as I wrote earlier).

Cygnus X-2 wrote: Interesting... *While Cyg is in what stonebeard thinks is a state of chaotic depression, Cyg is really telekinetically planting small amounts of C-4 into the the brain of all the members of Pendragon, so that the next time that they think of performing The Pursuit of Excellence, they all explode in an extremely gory haze. With no Pendragon left, stonebeard decides that there is no reason for him to live. So he gives all of his cds to Cyg and joins a Buddhist Monastery, never to come back or listen to his beloved neo-prog again. But while at the monastery, his head explodes after a conversation in which a helpless monk confesses his extreme distaste for neo-prog, to the point where he'd rather commit suicide than listen to the repetetive Genesis rip-off genre. Cyg now rules the world as the supreme commander of Neo-Prog.*

Masterliness.

^Why are you bringing up the ancient past, Mr. 1?

Well I guess I can´t say that in here ........Sorry Mr Garten, but all the farting people of the third world would hate me for it

*Little did Stonebeard know that Geck0 and Cyggie were sent to the world of The Elder Scrolls and thus Cyggie knew his way around easily.  They had an amazing time, introducing all the prog greats to the Nords and all the other races there.  They then went to the Daedra, raised an army, along with the Vampires and Werewolves and found the "Missing key to the mysterious Prog world* and opened up the portal.  There was a stampede of Daedra, Werewolves and many other races, both good and evil.  United as one.  They went to "The Castle" (which looked just like the one Kafka portrayed), marched right on in (see, Kakfa, that's how you get in!), beat the crap out of Stonebeard, but saving him from death (because we're kind after all).  Cyggie grabbed Jessica Alba and had his way with her, she fell pregnant and had a mini-Cyggie, who loved Neo and Zappa (and looked liked Kefka from Final Fantasy VI).  Kefka became an evil genius, took over the world and had Daedra as his minions.  Geck0, Cyggie and Jessica lived happily into retirement, whilst Stonebeard was tied and taped and bound in The Castle dungeon, with just a portable CD player.  The CD (Emimen's cover version The Persuit of Excellence) was played ad infinitum and poor Stonebeard became a nervous wreck and he died a lonely lonely man.

Fin, finito, the end*

Mine's better.