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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 03 2024 at 17:03
It's strange that she showed up on the graveyard shift twice and never once said anything to me. I smelled like bleach and had holes in my pants.
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The only thing of note I did in Mr. Kensey's class was poop my pants.
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Go ahead and climb on me like I'm a millipede.
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I'm happy you like unrolling toilet paper.
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The general consensus is that I am worth $15.
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For reasons I won't go into, poop is also a passport.
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It's nice that this shred room has valet keys.
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I was diagnosed with hotel counters.
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It's a composite of puck fitt sandwich tutorials.
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I think she only listens to ozone marches.
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I walked 15 miles just so that I could see my garage over 600 times.
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All the edges of this post are filled with tuna casserole.
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Are you being served?
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I don't feel so well waking up underneath your water heater.
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Another hour of unsolicited peninsula popcorn.
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Not everyone is a publicist for bellybuttons.
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Not everyone will get this.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2024 at 13:41
It turns out that I've never existed and still don't exist.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2024 at 09:32
There was no sequel to my only film, but if there was, it would've been an hour of watching hot tea get cold.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2024 at 04:50
I should have recited to her a poem about poop and pee.
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