SR XXIX: Goodbye 10% of the 21st century

The Sleepwalker wrote: Vompatti wrote: The Sleepwalker wrote: Vompatti wrote: The Sleepwalker wrote: Vompatti wrote: Did you know that you can make a lot of smoke by lighting a candle with a burning napkin, dropping it (the napkin) in a waste paper basket (which at the moment contains nothing but an empty potato chip bag), assuming it would go out by itself, finding out that it does not, in fact, go out by itself, and attempting to put out the fire by covering the said basket with a newspaper?  You should not play with fire. Definitely not inside. Fool.  I wasn't playing with fire, I was lighting a candle, k. Immagona take the garbage bag out now before it self-combusts, k? omg be careful k omg k I put the window open so that the smell of the smoke would go away but it's rly cold outside so I have to wear a jacket and stuff and it's rly hard to play a game with my gloves on k. How cold is it? Most people say stuff like this only because they want to whine.

Oh, but you know I'm not like that, dear.

(- 11 C, k)

The Sleepwalker wrote: Vompatti wrote: The Sleepwalker wrote: Vompatti wrote: Did you know that you can make a lot of smoke by lighting a candle with a burning napkin, dropping it (the napkin) in a waste paper basket (which at the moment contains nothing but an empty potato chip bag), assuming it would go out by itself, finding out that it does not, in fact, go out by itself, and attempting to put out the fire by covering the said basket with a newspaper?  You should not play with fire. Definitely not inside. Fool.  I wasn't playing with fire, I was lighting a candle, k. Immagona take the garbage bag out now before it self-combusts, k? omg be careful k

omg k

I put the window open so that the smell of the smoke would go away but it's rly cold outside so I have to wear a jacket and stuff and it's rly hard to play a game with my gloves on k.

The Sleepwalker wrote: Vompatti wrote: Did you know that you can make a lot of smoke by lighting a candle with a burning napkin, dropping it (the napkin) in a waste paper basket (which at the moment contains nothing but an empty potato chip bag), assuming it would go out by itself, finding out that it does not, in fact, go out by itself, and attempting to put out the fire by covering the said basket with a newspaper?  You should not play with fire. Definitely not inside. Fool.

I wasn't playing with fire, I was lighting a candle, k.

Immagona take the garbage bag out now before it self-combusts, k?

Did you know that you can make a lot of smoke by lighting a candle with a burning napkin, dropping it (the napkin) in a waste paper basket (which at the moment contains nothing but an empty potato chip bag), assuming it would go out by itself, finding out that it does not, in fact, go out by itself, and attempting to put out the fire by covering the said basket with a newspaper? 

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progkidjoel wrote: Vompatti wrote: This dark chocolate has 81%(!) cocoa in it. Real men have 95%

I doubt it, and besides, I'm not a cannibal.

progkidjoel wrote: Also, you need to update your The New Absurdist more.

With what?

This dark chocolate has 81%(!) cocoa in it.

I also bought some eggs produced by real live chicken.

"Natural raw materials"? What does it even mean? Plants? Vegetables? Fruits? Wood?? Corpses of animals???

^It makes me think of the Biomen rather than any kind of lemonade.

G'night folks.