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Snow Dog 
Special Collaborator
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Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
Status: Offline
Points: 32995
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 Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:16 |
Now then everybody, its all over, nothing to see here, lets be 'aving you!
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:08 |
THATS FUNNY, MOST PEOPLE USUALLY MAKE A BIT OF NOISE WHEN THEY COME!!
OH DEAR!!
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:05 |
Help! Help! Police brutality!
Headbutt!
Alright officer I'll come quietly....
Edited by Syzygy
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Snow Dog
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
Status: Offline
Points: 32995
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 11:48 |
 Syzygy wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Ok every one thats enough........move along now!
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You'll never take me alive copper!!!!
Biff!Punch!Hit! Some other violent sound effect!
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Right..you've asked for it, 'ave some truncheon sonny!
Thhwaaaacckk!!!
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 11:40 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Ok every one thats enough........move along now!
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You'll never take me alive copper!!!!
Biff!Punch!Hit! Some other violent sound effect!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Snow Dog
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
Status: Offline
Points: 32995
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 08:12 |
Ok every one thats enough........move along now!
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 07:27 |
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+++picks up sofa+++
CRASH!!!
Take that, you scouse swine!
And while I'm at it....
Arsekick!
+++ hides under sofa +++
Bugger! He's still there!
+++ hides in kitchen +++
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 06:09 |
+++Drags Jim Garten out from under the sofa+++
Deadleg!!!!!!!!!!!
Nipple Tweak!!!
Groin Kick!!!!!!!!
You hairless freak of nature!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 03:14 |
Syzygy wrote:
Come on Jim - details! We're all curious to know how you wound up with a Kojak happy sac! |
Shan't!
Anyhow, it wasn't my 'happy sac' it was my leg (no, not the third one!).
BLOODY HELL! - LOOK UP THERE!
GROINKICK, FACEFART
+++runs away & hides under sofa again+++
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Jared
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
Status: Offline
Points: 20338
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 18:21 |
come here Sausagey, and headbutt my steel toecap as hard as you can.... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 16:16 |
The effect of Mr Garten's nad topiary would probably resemble English slap headed popsters Right Said Fred from a certain angle
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Tony R
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: July 16 2004
Location: UK
Status: Offline
Points: 11979
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:40 |
dude wrote:
YOU FORGOT THE NIPPLE TWEAK!
NEVER forget the NIPPLE TWEAK!!!
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aah,the old searching for Radio Luxembourg technique
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threefates
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 30 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4215
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:37 |
danbo wrote:
Ah, Jimmy "Bald Nutz" Garten, eh?
Or
Make that Jimmy "Baldzac" Garten.... a nod to the old timers.
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He can now hang out with BaldJean and BaldFriede...
Don't want to see the picture tho...
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THIS IS ELP
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:16 |
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Come on Jim - details! We're all curious to know how you wound up with a Kojak happy sac!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Cygnus X-2
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
Status: Offline
Points: 21342
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 03:10 |
Oh I got the time, it's ONLY midnight where I'm at!
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 03:06 |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 02:28 |
this calls for...
THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!
what now? shall we torture you with...
THE COMFY CHAIR????!!!!!!!!
 NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 21 2005 at 01:44 |
YOU FORGOT THE NIPPLE TWEAK!
NEVER forget the NIPPLE TWEAK!!!
have you people learnt nothing.......
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Dan Bobrowski
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 23:53 |
stonebeard wrote:
Tony R wrote:
danbo wrote:
Nothing quite compares to a freshly shorn scrotum. |
Dan's obviously confusing his scrotum with his head........
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bow down to "scrotumhead"
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Oy, dems fightin' woirds...
Biff Slpapapapapapapa, Dwoing, schutuck, Fwanggggg!
Arm Bar, Hair pull takedown, carotid squeeze, bwunga bwunga foowee!
Noogie, Noogie.. Chunga's Revenge Bitch slap.... poke-foowie
Slam-----Clang.
How do ya like lockdown numbnutz? 
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 22:52 |
Tony R wrote:
danbo wrote:
Nothing quite compares to a freshly shorn scrotum. |
Dan's obviously confusing his scrotum with his head........
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bow down to "scrotumhead"
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