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Jared 
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Location: Hereford, UK
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 Posted: July 24 2005 at 12:55 |
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looks like a salty mushroom to me..
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 18:58 |
 Snow Dog wrote:
Here have some Dead Sea salt
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Hoy! Did yee spill wor salt???
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Jared
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Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 09:34 |
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there are too many bands out there which I need to investigate..and not enough time/ money!
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Snow Dog
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Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
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Points: 32995
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 09:07 |
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Procul harum are a band that I still need to investigate!
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tuxon
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Joined: September 21 2004
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Points: 5502
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 08:50 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Here have some Dead Sea salt
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You like Procul Harum?????
Salty Dog
All hands on deck
We've run afloat
I heard the captain cry
Explore the ship
Replace the cook
Let no one leave alive
Across the straits
Around the horn
How far can sailors fly
A twisted path
Our tortured course
And no one left alive
We sailed for parts
Unknown to man
Where ships come home to die
No lofty peak
Nor fortress hold
Could match our captain's eye
Upon the seventh sea sick day
We made our port of call
A sand so white
And seas so blue
No mortal place at all
We fired the gun
And burned the mast
And rowed from ship to shore
The captain cried
We sailors wept
Our tears were tears of joy
How many moons
And many Junes
Have passed since we made land
A salty dog
The seaman's log
Your witness, my own hand
Edited by tuxon
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Snow Dog
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Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 08:49 |
Here have some Dead Sea salt
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tuxon
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 08:48 |
Yes, but you should know to take me with a pint of salt 
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 08:46 |
^ Tux, thats chalk mate!
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tuxon
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 08:43 |
I'll take a bit more
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 08:41 |
Heres the salt then
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tuxon
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Joined: September 21 2004
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 08:39 |
Charge
assault and Battery
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 08:27 |
Now for the rest of you bastards
CHARGE!!!!!!!!
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 08:25 |
Right...lets beat the sh*t out of this cyclist!
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dude
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Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
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Points: 1338
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 08:13 |
WHAT!!! I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW "PETER" (IF THATS YOUR REAL NAME) THAT I WAS AUSTRALIAN FENCING CHAMPION 4 YEARS IN A ROW!!
I REPRESENTED MY COUNTRY AT THE OLYMPICS!!!
HAVE AT YOU SIR!!!
THRUST, THRUST, TAP, HAMMER ,HAMMER DIGDIGDIGDIG, JAB, JAB SAW, ERECT, MORE DIGGING,PAINTPAINTPAINT.
THERE YOU ARE........ONE FENCE!!!
I COULDNT FIND ANY EVIL LOOKING GARGOYLES TO STAND GUARD OVER THE GATE SO I GOT THESE TWO FLUFFY PINK BUNNY STATUES INSTEAD
IT DEOSNT HAVE THE SAME IMPACT BUT IT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO AT SUCH SHORT NOTICE...................SORRY
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Jared
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Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
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Points: 20338
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 07:44 |
^ what an unsavoury individual you are...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Peter
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:30 |
^  Ha!
Oh yeah?
You're not home now! Just lie back down on the fuggin' stretcher, dirtball!
Grapple! Choke! Strangle! Smother! Windpipe chop! Strap! Restrain! Inject! Mock! Humiliate!
(suctions vomit from throat, revives with electroshock, effects tracheotomy just for the practice)
Shave scalp! Join comely nursing students in mocking wee willy on operating table! Staple skull!
Mock, humiliate, get huge gay mentally-challenged shaky-handed health care aide to shave groin, catheterize, bring only jello for meals, etc!
Release with bald, bumpy, hideously-scarred skull, two black eyes, still coughing up charcoal, severe shakes, dizziness, confusion and errectile dysfunction from the meds, a huge bill, and a court date for 3 charges of "assault with intent!"
Not so 'hard" now, eh, big fella?
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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dude
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Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
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Points: 1338
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:12 |
(GOES HOME, HAS DINNER.......................................AND COLLAPSES!)
REALISES HES GETTING TO OLD FOR THIS......................................AND COLLAPSES!
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dude
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Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
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Points: 1338
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:07 |
(WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL........HEADBUTTS DOCTOR...........................AND COLLAPSES!)
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dude
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Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:05 |
OH YEAH "OFFICER"!! COME BACK WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO SHAVE SONNY!!!
DONT MESS WITH ME, IM "ARD
(HEADBUTTS LAMP POST)...........(AND COLLAPSES)
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Jared
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Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
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Points: 20338
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Posted: July 22 2005 at 16:52 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Now then everybody, its all over, nothing to see here, lets be 'aving you!
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come on guv, just cos I'm walking the streets in broad daylight with an offensive looking wife...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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