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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2022 at 16:44
I see that you are a country now.
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ruin your life through action, not inaction 
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I eat socks in the outfield.
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I quake internally. 
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Some of you may not know I'm actually a trained holistic life coach. I do accept donations!

does that mean you provide massages with happy endings? 

unhappy endings only

I already have enough of those. 
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It fall batwaan hea pezze ynd hea domp moock, bot you piipad en hea tielat ynd you ym yleva!
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Some of you may not know I'm actually a trained holistic life coach. I do accept donations!

does that mean you provide massages with happy endings? 

unhappy endings only
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Some of you may not know I'm actually a trained holistic life coach. I do accept donations!

does that mean you provide massages with happy endings? 
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Some of you may not know I'm actually a trained holistic life coach. I do accept donations!
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The bells are ringing loudly. 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Let me interrupt you for a minute. 

Thanks. I was pooping.

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Let me interrupt you for a minute. 

Thanks. I was pooping.
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I only burp on the right side of the fuselage. 
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Everything around you iis a warning track 
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

This concludes our therapy session for today.

but I still need therapy 
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This concludes our therapy session for today.
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Another evening covered in parmesan.
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It's not as thick as a typical risotto. 
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I want to see her happy eyes.
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