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progaardvark 
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 Posted: August 29 2023 at 08:21 |
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Inside every dot is a sheep stereo and a dip switch container.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 27 2023 at 14:42 |
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The contractor did a double-take when I wanted to know how many spoons the floor would support.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Hiram
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Posted: August 27 2023 at 10:05 |
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Peculiar strange countries.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 26 2023 at 11:59 |
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He promised me more chestnut prose and fewer clogged toilets.
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Frets N Worries
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Posted: August 26 2023 at 09:08 |
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There's a bear in here
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The Wheel of Time Turns, and Ages come and pass. What was, what will be, and what is, may yet fall under the shadow.
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Hiram
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Posted: August 26 2023 at 06:58 |
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I'm a stick and you are a stick.
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Hiram
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Posted: August 25 2023 at 08:39 |
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You can always blame the mother-in-law.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 25 2023 at 07:05 |
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It's a cumbersome flavor reminiscent of a park bench.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 24 2023 at 14:43 |
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I'm mad at the government for sure.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 24 2023 at 04:45 |
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It's like orchestral helium.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 23 2023 at 16:13 |
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You click the pervert to run the machine.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 21 2023 at 13:57 |
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There were two dipping sauces: one tasted like an autobiography, the other tasted like an unexpected hassle.
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Posted: August 21 2023 at 11:36 |
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Defenestration and shooting.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 16 2023 at 09:52 |
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Laugh laughs like a bedroom stamp and a bean chain.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 14 2023 at 10:24 |
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It was addressed to the "ants in the backyard."
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 09 2023 at 13:13 |
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The glue is kind of sloppy around his armpits.
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progaardvark
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To their credit, they offered grapefruit cubes.
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Posted: August 08 2023 at 09:15 |
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She lost the small bar of soap in an orifice.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 07 2023 at 04:45 |
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Fancy that! A face cream that's also a snack!
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Posted: August 06 2023 at 10:05 |
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The potatoes will appear to you as an astronomy and your error codes will get congested.
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