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Jared 
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Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 19937 |
 Posted: September 09 2008 at 10:41 |
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^^ I've got nothing against your right leg whatsoever...the trouble is, neither have you....
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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chopper
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20031 |
Posted: September 09 2008 at 11:12 |
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The leg division, Mr. Spigott. You are deficient in it — to the tune of one.
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: September 09 2008 at 12:09 |
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Whereas you... a unidexter
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: September 09 2008 at 12:11 |
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[admin note]
OK, OK, we're all Pete & Dud fans 
However... The first one to start a quotation war based on 'Derek & Clive'... 
So to change the subject: What's the worst job you've ever had? |
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: September 09 2008 at 12:13 |
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In which case, I think I'd better not correct the above typo... 
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Jared
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Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 19937 |
Posted: September 09 2008 at 12:16 |
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or even refer to it...no matter how casually....
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Neil
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Joined: October 04 2006 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1497 |
Posted: September 09 2008 at 13:11 |
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How do you stay slient? Oooops.
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When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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chopper
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20031 |
Posted: September 09 2008 at 17:49 |
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Jump you f*cker jump Jump into this blanket what we are holding and you will be alright He jumped, hit the deck Broke his f*cking neck There was no blanket Laugh? we nearly shat All together now... |
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: September 10 2008 at 03:27 |
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[admin note]
Ahem! I really must insist as a responsible administrator and forum moderator that you desist forthwith with the Derek & Clive references & go back to your job of retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bu Bugger! You've got me at it now! |
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: September 10 2008 at 03:33 |
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Well, this could be the final post in The Shed, as it's 8:30 am GMT and they're about to switch on the Cern Large Hadron Collider (aka The Swiss End-Of-The-World-Machine).
+++ crouches under desk with hands folded over head 
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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: September 10 2008 at 03:40 |
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Boo!
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What?
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 10 2008 at 03:45 |
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+++changes trousers+++
Does anyone know how long a black hole takes to get from Switzerland to Stevenage? +++hides under desk again+++ |
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Dean
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Posted: September 10 2008 at 03:47 |
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forever. or longer if there are leaves on the line
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What?
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: September 10 2008 at 03:51 |
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Leaves, or the wrong kind of anti-matter...
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Jared
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Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 19937 |
Posted: September 10 2008 at 04:08 |
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in significantly less time that it takes to travel across to West Herefordshire (have I told you about the state of the roads round here??)...so Jim, if you stop posting in the Shed this morning, I'll asssume I'm done for, late afternoon...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 10 2008 at 04:12 |
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It's already swallowed your MySpace account, Jared.
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chopper
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20031 |
Posted: September 10 2008 at 07:21 |
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Phew, they've started it up and the world hasn't ended yet.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7604293.stm
I tell you, if these guys do cause the end of the world, I'm going to sue their arses off!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 10 2008 at 07:25 |
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Sounds exciting:
I wonder if they waved as it went past 
Well as far as great scientific quotes of our age go, I think that one lacks a certain gravitas...
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song_of_copper
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Joined: March 20 2008 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 1065 |
Posted: September 10 2008 at 07:32 |
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Hehe, I just read about someone acquiring themselves a t-shirt emblazoned with the legend, "PHYSICISTS GIVE ME A HADRON".
And now I really, really, want one. Er, a t-shirt, that is. (Although a tame physicist would be lovely to have also! ) |
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Peter
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: September 10 2008 at 08:50 |
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^ Ha!
How about "Do it in the dork -- make love to a physicist" ?
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Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Vicky Garten wrote:
as you know a large amount of force applied in a small area can have an interesting outcome