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Points: 20030 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 03 2009 at 10:57
Originally posted by Padraic Padraic wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Can there ever be a correct answer to the question 'Does my bum look big in this?'.


Correct? Yes

Safe? hardly ever...


The answer's obvious:  it's the timing and delivery of said answer that is crucial.  Say it too fast, and she'll know you're just trying to placate her; but say it too slow or hesitate and she'll think you're lying.  And for God's sake don't actually look at her and actually assess the situation!
I suppose saying "I like a woman with a big butt" is not advisable either?
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Originally posted by Padraic Padraic wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Can there ever be a correct answer to the question 'Does my bum look big in this?'.


Correct? Yes

Safe? hardly ever...


The answer's obvious:  it's the timing and delivery of said answer that is crucial.  Say it too fast, and she'll know you're just trying to placate her; but say it too slow or hesitate and she'll think you're lying.  And for God's sake don't actually look at her and actually assess the situation!
 
Evasion can sometimes work - 'It looks very sexy/shapely/pert/positive adjective of your choice'. The danger is that she might ask you to elaborate or explain Ouch and that probably means a couple of nights kipping on the sofa.
 
 
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to the already rich among us...'

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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 03 2009 at 11:02
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Originally posted by Padraic Padraic wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Can there ever be a correct answer to the question 'Does my bum look big in this?'.


Correct? Yes

Safe? hardly ever...


The answer's obvious:  it's the timing and delivery of said answer that is crucial.  Say it too fast, and she'll know you're just trying to placate her; but say it too slow or hesitate and she'll think you're lying.  And for God's sake don't actually look at her and actually assess the situation!
I suppose saying "I like a woman with a big butt" is not advisable either?
 
No, although in my case it's the truth (up to a point; Jo Brand's certainly got plenty of cushioning but you can have too much of a good thing).
 
I think Spinal Tap summed it up rather nicely. Queen too. 
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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Does my butt look big in this?

Boys, boys............ ALWAYS give a  truthful answer, if she asks the dreaded question (which if she has any sense she wont, cos boys are rubbish with this stuff) 






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Originally posted by Wilcey Wilcey wrote:

Does my butt look big in this?

Boys, boys............ ALWAYS give a  truthful answer, if she asks the dreaded question (which if she has any sense she wont, cos boys are rubbish with this stuff) 






Exactly - we're terrible at it 'cos you all look great to us whatever you're wearing. Big smile
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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Wilcey Wilcey wrote:

Does my butt look big in this?

Boys, boys............ ALWAYS give a  truthful answer, if she asks the dreaded question (which if she has any sense she wont, cos boys are rubbish with this stuff) 






Exactly - we're terrible at it 'cos you all look great to us whatever you're wearing. Big smile
 
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Which is why I always respond with "Darling, your bum wouldn't look big in anything!" Eyes Rolling Backwards
 
or what I would love to say:
 
"Honey I can't see anything, something is blocking the sun."
 
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Honey......I'm surprised you can get trousers to fit over that wide ass!
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Points: 1497 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 03 2009 at 13:27
Originally posted by Wilcey Wilcey wrote:

Does my butt look big in this?

Boys, boys............ ALWAYS give a  truthful answer, if she asks the dreaded question (which if she has any sense she wont, cos boys are rubbish with this stuff) 
 




 
A wife walked into the bedroom after having a bath and looked at herself in the mirror.  After a huge sigh she said to her husband "I look fat, old and my breasts are sagging, pay me a compliment please".  He replied after some thought and said "your eyesight is excellent love".Wink
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 03 2009 at 14:52
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Chopper Chopper wrote:

It's nice to know we can always reduce a serious discussion about wireless routers to innuendo about butts within a few posts


I don't know what you mean...

Originally posted by El Dingo El Dingo wrote:

Enter El Dingo in the Big Butt


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+++giggle+++
 
 
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LOL nice one, Neil.


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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by James James wrote:

I've had a search on Google and there is nothing relating to whether it works in 108 Mbps or not.  That suggests it doesn't.

Now my old wireless dongle on my desktop may well work though, as that is a Netgear wireless adapter (bought at the same time as the router).  If I plug that in via USB, will it override the internal wireless adapter or will I have to manually switch it off?
yes.


LOL brilliant answer, and the guy just walks of and says "Ok, I'll do that". Ever considered working at BCC, Dean?
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^ I doubt I'd last a week but oh the fun I'd have LOL
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How many times can you answer an 'will a or be happen?' with yes, before people get irritated? I'd love to try...
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 04 2009 at 04:51
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Wilcey Wilcey wrote:

Does my butt look big in this?

Boys, boys............ ALWAYS give a  truthful answer, if she asks the dreaded question (which if she has any sense she wont, cos boys are rubbish with this stuff) 






Exactly - we're terrible at it 'cos you all look great to us whatever you're wearing. Big smile


Or not wearing. Embarrassed
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8087201.stm
 
Now that's what I call a tank (butt??)Smile


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Originally posted by limeyrob limeyrob wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8087201.stm
 
Now that's what I call a tank (butt??)Smile
 
Will we see a bigger butt this year (and, come to that, can they be described properly as butts?).
 
1.5 million litres of cider would be about 1 weekend's worth for a Somerset village - provided it was a very small village, of course. Where's me copy of the Wurzels Greatest Hits?
 
 
 
 
 
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Edited by Syzygy - June 07 2009 at 17:25
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2009 at 02:06
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

1.5 million litres of cider would be about 1 weekend's worth for a Somerset village - provided it was a very small village, of course.


Well, the local council approve:



Damn you Chris for getting the Wurzels reference in first...

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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2009 at 02:22
^ if while growing up you had to endure long tedious hours of listening to Shag Connor & the Carrot Crunchers ('Gloucester's answer to Adge Culter & the Wurzels' - though I always hoped that Adge Culter & the Wurzels was a rhetorical question that required no answer) then you wouldn't joke so lightly Ouch

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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2009 at 03:09
You think that's bad? I had to put up with Jim Reeves & Joe Loss

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Incidentally - I'm now discovering the joys of pottering in the garden. Am I officially now middle aged, and if so, should I buy crimplene slacks?

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With an elasticated waistband?

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