Prog Puns
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Topic: Prog Puns
Posted By: The Pessimist
Subject: Prog Puns
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 20:36
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You all know and loves puns. I hope. I'm also hoping that this thread will be as thick as a brick with them. ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 20:40
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yes ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music 
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Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 21:57
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Polymorphia wrote:Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:00
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I guess i should The Mars Volta outta here. ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:36
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The genesis of a good thread right here ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:47
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Are you sure that you're not making a RUSH to judgment? ------------- 
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Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:48
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I did not Plastic People Universe that coming
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Posted By: tszirmay
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:51
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How do you like your music? Roxy! ------------- I never post anything anywhere without doing more than basic research, often in depth. |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:53
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ture <---- Leftover ture from the Shred When bonding with U2, I really felt close to the Edge. I wish he was here. ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:55
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Yes, the nice camel swans about tess ------------- 
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:57
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Why are these puns so somber? Is this a wake, man? -------------
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 00:00
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^yes it is. The deceased was drowned by paul over there. He was immersed in lake and paul murdered him.
------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 00:02
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Whodunnit? -------------
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 00:05
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Paul Pink. He sent out a note saying he would appear at the wake, but he doesn't seem to be here. He must be wearing a disguise. Which one's Pink? ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 03:16
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Gniiii dro log your fermented Dog make that right You Generator of Graaf -------------  
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Posted By: Meltdowner
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 04:01
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A red lizard and a pink camel go to a bar. What do they order? A tangerine juice and an expresso in a flying teapot. |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 05:58
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This thread lacks Focus ------------- 
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 06:01
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Phideaux'nt you do something about it then? ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 06:19
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I Can't -------------
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 06:48
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You can twseel. For the love of god, bluff your way through it if you have to.
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 11:44
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I hate to trespass, but can you tell me where my best bet lies if I were cruisin' for burgers? ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 11:49
^ Jethro the money to me and I can tull you all the answers.  ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 11:56
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Deal! I've only got 46 bucks and 2 cents though. ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:05
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I'm up for selling them by the pound
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:06
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I khan't do it. ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:12
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I'm getting mixed signals here and I don't know who to fix my heart on. ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:18
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Just pick he who am the only one. ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music
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Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:29
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Might just get a tall latte instead. ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:35
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If bad puns were stars, then this thread is starless.
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 29 2014 at 21:36
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This has become quite a saga. You could build a colosseum and people would come to watch. ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: May 31 2014 at 09:47
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If Yes Accept Ozric Tentacles I Am Above on the Left
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: July 22 2014 at 10:21
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Make a Wishbone Ash and throw down the sword, and you will be Blowin' Free ------------- 
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Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: July 22 2014 at 12:42
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Did you hear about the jazz rock musician that went travelling? He remarked, "If, I can get to the Colosseum on time, I'll ride a Soft Machine for Miles, in need of a Weather Report, and Passport." |
Posted By: refugee
Date Posted: July 22 2014 at 15:17
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He’s welcome to the machine, but I think there’s a missing piece. He’ll probably need some kind of tool. ------------- He say nothing is quite what it seems; I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
Posted By: addictedtoprog
Date Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:27
| The Division Bell never rang. |
Posted By: addictedtoprog
Date Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:29
| The pipers at the gate of dawn kept waiting until it was dusk... |
Posted By: addictedtoprog
Date Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:31
| Baba o'really did u know who were the who? |
Posted By: addictedtoprog
Date Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:33
| John said,"iam the walrus"... Paul replied, "let it be". Then Clapton came with Cocaine and the three of them went to the Strawberry Fields Forever... |
Posted By: addictedtoprog
Date Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:37
| Keep saying Yes to Genesis until finally No-Man is left and u hear Nosound. |
Posted By: addictedtoprog
Date Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:45
Ok...i do apologise now...for this pun thing turned out to be quite a pun-ishment for u guys. 
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Posted By: addictedtoprog
Date Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:49
| Portnoy always dream-ed of performing in a theatre.. |
Posted By: JJMcBlaze
Date Posted: August 02 2014 at 09:10
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One Egg or many too many? How much was in the Gentle Giant's basket case.
------------- Still we're driving onward, moving steady as a plane. Moonbug cars flash past us as we head the other way. Across the dyke of worry to a Nederlander dream |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: August 04 2014 at 00:18
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O'peth off!
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Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: August 05 2014 at 20:14
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I hate to meddle in other peoples' affairs, but you're all a bunch of animals who lack discipline. If you keep heeping up puns at this rate, you'll pass the point of know return. ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: August 06 2014 at 02:07
See, that's a pun. ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 08 2014 at 16:44
| I have yet to acquire the taste for this type of humor. |
Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 08 2014 at 16:57
| If you wanna hear the plain truth, it's a Giant waste of time, and on reflection, I'm sad i even played the game... I... can't... stop... |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: August 09 2014 at 02:33
I believe you, you seem so sincere. Perhaps you will find the missing piece and understand these funny ways. Then again, on reflection, maybe knots. ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |