^ I know, but paying tax on interest on money you won is kinda money for nothing so that's no big deal, any way, you're not going to invest that kind of money in this country anyway so those smarmy accountants are going to have to earn their fees if they want paying.
Anyway...
Realisable ideas of what to do with £108,000,000:
1. Quit work - amount left: £108,000,000 2. Buy the company I worked for and close it - amount left: £100,000,000 + interest + £1,000,000 on sale of company assets 3. Re-employ the few people I liked doing something they liked and are good at - amount left: £100,000,000 + interest 4. Take a holiday - amount left: £98,990,000 + interest 5. Start a guitar, lute, electric violin, and electric cello manufacturing business - amount left: £98,000,000 + interest 6. Start a small independent record label and sign all my friends who are in bands, including Season's End of course - amount left: £96,000,000 + interest 7. Pay for studio time of all from (6) except Season's End - amount left: £95,950,000 + interest 8. Pay off mortgage with interest earnt last month - amount left: £95,950,000 9. Start a small bespoke hifi company making top-end equipment at sensible prices - amount left: £92,000,000 + interest 10. Finish recording the two Season's End albums they started 6 years ago but still haven't managed to finish. Inform Steven Wilson he's not involved in the project, pay Francis Lickerish to sit in on the mixing sessions instead - amount left: £91,990,000 + interest 11. Ban all audiophiles from buying my hifi equipment - amount left: £91,990,000 + interest 12. Build a modest house by the sea - amount left: £88,000,000 + interest 13. Buy a car or five, two of which will be Italian, the rest will have once been British - amount left: £86,500,000 + interest 14. Buy a new pair of boots with the interest earnt today - amount left: £86,500,000 15. Have holiday - amount left: £86,490,000 + interest 16. Inform the people I employed in (3) that we gave it our best shot and it's really not working, but it's not me it's them, so I'm afraid that I'm going to have to let them all go, best of luck for the future and all that, here's a few quid for your trouble, catch you all on Linkedin sometime, cheers and all. Bye - amount left: £86,390,000 + interest + £500,000 on sale of company assets 17. Employ some musicians to record an album of Cacophony of Silence music - amount left: £86,870,000 + interest. 18. Perfect a contactless Laser turntable for playing vinyl - amount left: £86,720,000 + interest ~~~~~ it could get messy from here on because Steve Hackett, David Gilmour and Justin Beiber have endorsed my custom guitars and the company has now started to break-even, with the stringless Beiber signature model we're projecting a six-figure annual profit. For the purposes of this list, I shall not count any money earned from this venture ~~~~~ 19. Start an new venture making old-skool guitar effects pedals - amount left: £82,720,000 + interest 20. Open a British Tea Shop style café/restaurant - amount left: £82,500,000 + interest 21. Learn the art of blowing glass - amount left: £82,498,500 + interest 22. Create a valve (tube) hifi amplifier that will retail for less than £250 - amount left: £82,000,000 + interest 23. Create a valve (tube) guitar amplifier that will retail for less than £300 - amount left: £81,500,000 + interest 24. Buy an apartment in Barcelona - amount left: £79,000,000 + interest 25. Send Season's End out on tour to promote their twin album release - amount left: £78,950,000 + interest 26. With the profits from the record label, sign-up as many of the PA member bands as practical, including Cyndee Le Rule if possible - amount left: £78,950,000 + interest 27. Pay for studio time of all from (26) - amount left: £78,900,000 + interest 28. Create an analogue modelling synthesiser that will retail for less than £500 - amount left: £76,900,000 + interest 29. Create a purely analogue wireless audio streaming system for audiophiles that will retail for the price of a modest flat in London - amount left: £76,000,000 + interest 30. Sell one of (29) - amount left: £76,900,000 + interest 31. Take out patent on (18) - amount left: £76,885,000 + interest 32. Pay small orchestra to perform two hours of music from Cacophony of Light back-catalogue at the Royal Festival Hall to an invited audience, record the event for personal listening pleasure - amount left: £76,400,000 + interest 33. Fly out to Brazil for a grand PA meet-up with Guigo and Anna for any of my PA friends who want to tag along - amount left: £76,200,000 + interest 34. Buy a snow white kite and write "I Love You" on it in letters of gold - amount left: £76,199,900 + interest 35. Build and equip a rehearsal & recording studio that's free to all local bands and musicians - amount left: £75,000,000 + interest 36. Stage a "thank you" gig for Jo Hampshire of Whitby Gothic Weekend fame featuring as many of the acts that she has promoted over the years as we can squeeze in to a weekend - amount left: £74,500,000 + interest 37. Stage a similar "thank you" event for Catherine Jackson of the Lounge Bar, Alton for all the local acts she's promoted and supported - amount left: £74,450,000 + interest 38. Take wife to Japan to fly the kite purchased at (34) and have lunch with Keishiro- amount left: £74,440,000 + interest 39. Buy the local cinema for a modest price but spend a small fortune restoring it back to its Art Nouveau glory - amount left: £71,440,000 + interest 40. Vintage guitar effects pedals are flying off the shelves quicker than we can produce them - decide to reinvest in new manufacturing facility rather than subcontract - amount left: £67,440,000 + interest 41. Reopen the Palace cinema as a truly independent Art House cinema and café bar - amount left after deducting 12 months running cost losses: £66,850,000 + interest 42. Buy a book on Philosophy and burn it - amount left: £68,849,990 + interest 43. Pass "Go" - collect £200 from banker - amount left: £68,850,190 + interest 44. Commission a master clock maker to construct a functional orrery that includes all the minor planets and moons - amount left: £68,500,000 + interest 45. Commission a sculpture of Death, complete with scythe and red reflective eyes that catch in car headlights like cats-eyes, place it beside the road at front of house facing on-coming traffic - amount left: £68,490,000 + interest 46. Buy the café that's on summit of Mount Snowdon and remodel it as Noah's Ark - amount left: £64,000,000 + interest 47. Commission a pair of stegosaurus sculptures for above - amount left: £63,950,000 + interest 48. Dinner at The Fat Duck for me and family - amount left: £63,948,500 + interest 49. Build a recording studio in the backgarden, with an observatory in the roof - amount left: £63,900,000 + interest 50. Design and manufacture a high capacity MP3 media player that is compact and not crap - amount left: £63,000,000 + interest
...and that just leaves the 63 million pound question... what to do next year.
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