Type a favorite prog album with your penis!!
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Topic: Type a favorite prog album with your penis!!
Posted By: Atavachron
Subject: Type a favorite prog album with your penis!!
Date Posted: June 01 2013 at 20:04
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I'll start with an easy one - rdhbh it's Egg's self-titled debut ! Have fun ! |
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 01 2013 at 20:31
My penis is too large to fit on the keyboard.  ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 01 2013 at 20:35
| See, I figure about half are already out and being handled, so .. |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: June 01 2013 at 20:35
 ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: June 01 2013 at 22:24
And here I thought this was a family oriented site. ------------- One does nothing yet nothing is left undone. Haquin |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: June 01 2013 at 22:29
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I think u need a penis to make most families. ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: June 01 2013 at 23:37
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BRAIN SALASDHF SYRUGERY almost there
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Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: June 01 2013 at 23:38
| just kiddin, other people use this keyboard, I don't want to do this here... But it's a great idea. I'll try it later. |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: June 02 2013 at 00:10
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Can you imagine if someone walked in on you?
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 02 2013 at 00:46
| ^ Like that hasn't happened tonight already |
Posted By: Eria Tarka
Date Posted: June 02 2013 at 00:56
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 02 2013 at 02:38
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Right... so here is Choirfs olf thed eye Btw, can you use your hand for directions? Otherwise I cheated here... Still, you would probably need an erection to type something without your hands .Edit: mnuuuuzzzzzztuss iorrrrrrrrffgvvfffbvUis mixtus orbis without hands
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 02 2013 at 02:52
| Maybe you could type it with someone else's penis |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 02 2013 at 02:55
^ 
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: June 02 2013 at 04:58
This a sexist thread! Women can't play!  Unless they try to type with their clitoris...  |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 02 2013 at 15:58
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^ That's a possibility-- I figured it's like underwear in the army; women can wear whatever kind they want. |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 03:58
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Since my penis has a mind of its own it will type its own favorite albums. Jethro Tull - Stand Up, Thick as a Brick, and Songs from the Wood Gentle Giant - Free Hand Opeth - Morningrise Yes - Big Generator Bill Bruford - Feels Good To Me Monolith - s/t Peter Gabriel - Upl My penis didn't type the last letter....I think a crab jumped off. ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 04:57
Tapfret, frankly... 
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 07:04
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oh the penisity of this thread is unheard of
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Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 07:35
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Tapfret wrote:Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 07:37
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Mine is more like 'Alone Tonight'
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 07:40
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Gotta love this thread ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 07:52
In most cases, they'll probably find it a lot easier to do than most blokes. A lot of girls I know have their own peni - they're just not attached to anything, which makes for a decisively more dexterous pen methinks. ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 08:10
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Others that come to his mind: Peter Gabriel: 'Lay Your Hands On Me' Arena: 'Crying For Help' Queen: 'Don't Stop Me Now' Yes (Union): 'Lift Me Up' ELP: 'Still... You Turn Me On' |
Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 09:49
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I asked him about his favorites too Gong - Leave it open Genesis - Trespass! Pink Floyd - Wish you were here Gentle Giant - Giant for a Day Frank Zappa - One size fits all Supertramp - Even in the quietest moments... Flying Saucer Attack - Debut (i really dunno why he like this, he said "i like some experimental drone") Yes - Fragile lol :( |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 10:13
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There's me thinking that most of you would just about manage to type a line of spaces, or perhaps "cvbnm" if you were really pleased to be here. Full marks for all of you who managed to capitalise the words - that's impressive dexterity even for a Koala. ------------- What? |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 10:15
| I just used Caps Lock. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 11:21
| Thinking about it, it hadn't been specified if we must type with erected or flacid penises. |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 11:23
Yeah, coz it's pretty much impossible with flacid penis.
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Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 12:32
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 12:46
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Let's keep this thread on the right side of Forum guidelines eh? It's a fun thread and I don't want to be forced to shut it down. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 18:11
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^ This-- I mean whoever said a "type with your penis" thread has to be offensive. Thank you, Dean. |
Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 20:56
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let's start a "type with your nips" thread for the girls
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Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 20:59
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Girls?
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Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 21:05
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yeah, let's ask our wives, our sisters and mothers to type with their nips their favorite prog albums my daughter: sdgloibnge ehgkiasnds bgy the pounds |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 21:29
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Oh dear this is spiraling into an international incident, I should've known. |
Posted By: colorofmoney91
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 21:41
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sdkahgjhskgdjhjskagd Damn, it's too big :( ------------- http://hanashukketsu.bandcamp.com" rel="nofollow - Hanashukketsu |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 21:49
PICS PLS ------------- 
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Posted By: colorofmoney91
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 21:50
I second the "naked pics of our daughters" thread. BRING IT. ------------- http://hanashukketsu.bandcamp.com" rel="nofollow - Hanashukketsu |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 21:51
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OK: In the Court of the Crimson King Well that easy! My penis is superior. |
Posted By: colorofmoney91
Date Posted: June 03 2013 at 21:55
Please teach me, penis-先生
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Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: June 04 2013 at 03:02
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He's telling me that his favourite song is Peter Gabriel's 'Here Comes The Flood' |
Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: June 04 2013 at 09:50
| I named my penis Tarkus, but he doesn't like it because he actually prefer Brain Salad Surgery, and he said his name should be "Glenn HUGE, the one who scream BUUUURN." |
Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: June 04 2013 at 11:02
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Mine says he loves who he is but he doesn't like being so close to a black hole. He gets along with his hanging neighbours though, frequently they are all hanging out together
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: June 04 2013 at 14:20
That's because there actually is a penis on the cover of BSS. |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 04 2013 at 14:34
| ^I guess there aren't many prog albums with vaginas on the cover... |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 04 2013 at 14:35
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Only one. ------------- What? |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 04 2013 at 14:38
| Please enlighten me. |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 04 2013 at 15:02
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Tut-tut. No spoilers. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: June 04 2013 at 15:45
| Gentle Giant's Acquiring The Taste is not too far from... |
Posted By: Tuzvihar
Date Posted: June 05 2013 at 12:45
That's an ass. ------------- "Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent." Charles Bukowski |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 05 2013 at 12:50
You're an ass.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: June 05 2013 at 12:57
Uranium, Sodium... I don't remember the last one. |
Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: June 05 2013 at 13:01
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now: type your favorite penis with your prog album |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 05 2013 at 13:03
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^Alright, here it goes: mine
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Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: June 05 2013 at 13:11
| yours |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 05 2013 at 13:20
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Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: June 05 2013 at 13:21
I said 'not too far from', perhaps your genitals are very far from your ass, like in your face?
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 05 2013 at 13:27
And then there's this one: |
Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: June 05 2013 at 13:39
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Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: June 06 2013 at 10:35
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 06 2013 at 14:30
| Probably, yes. |
Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: June 06 2013 at 15:52
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How disappointing! Oh well, there is always this one:
http://www.progarchives.com/album.asp?id=10631" rel="nofollow - John Greaves - The Caretaker -------------
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Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: June 08 2013 at 06:47
http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=93877&PID=4793362#4793362" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=93877&PID=4793362#4793362
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: June 08 2013 at 10:34
 
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: August 20 2014 at 06:37
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