How to irritate people
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Topic: How to irritate people
Posted By: Moogtron III
Subject: How to irritate people
Date Posted: July 26 2005 at 17:43
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WHOA... GRATE SITE!!! dEEP PURPEL ROOLZ!!!!!! ... I LOVE MUSIC WITH SOME GRATE GUITAR... DO YOU KNOW BANDS WITH LOTS OF GUITAR SOLOS... I LIKE MUSIC WITH GUITAR... MY PROG TOP 3: 1. DEEP PURPLE EVRYTHING ELSE SUXXXX!!!!
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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: July 26 2005 at 17:48
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Who are you anyway. ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 26 2005 at 17:52
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General: Right men, confuse the ... cat! (Drum roll and cymbals. The curtains draw back and an amazing show takes place, using various tricks: locked camera, fast motion, jerky motion, jump cuts, some pixilated motion etc. Long John Silver walks to front of stage.) Long John Silver: My lords, ladies and Gedderbong. (Long John Silver disappears. A pause. Two boxers appear. they circle each other. On one's head a bowler hat appears, vanishes. On the other's a stove-pipe hat appears. On the first's head a fez. The stove-pipe hat becomes a stetson. The fez becomes a cardinal's hat. The stetson becomes a wimple. Then the cardinal's hat and the wimple vanish. One of the boxers becomes Napoleon and the other boxer is astonished. Napoleon punches the boxer with the hand inside his jacket. The boxer falls, stunned. Horizontally he shoots off stage. Shot of cat, watching unimpressed. Napoleon does one-legged pixilated dance across stage and off, immediately reappearinng on other side of stage doing same dance in same direction. He reaches the other side, but is halted by a traffic policeman. The policeman beckons onto the stage a man in a penguin skin on a pogostick. The penguin gets halfway across and then turns into a dustbin. Napoleon hops off stage. Policeman goes to dustbin, opens it and Napoleon gets out. Shot of cat, still unmoved. A nude man with a towel round his waist gets out of the dustbin. Napoleon points at ground. A chair appears where he points. The nude man gets on to the chair, jumps in the air and vanishes. Then Napoleon points to ground by him and a small cannon appears. Napoleon fires cannon and the policeman disappears. The man with the towel round his waist gets out of the dustbin and is chased off stage by the penguin on the pogostick. A sedan chair is carried on stage by two chefs. The man with the towel gets out and the penguin appears from the dustbin and chases him off. Napoleon points to sedan chair and it changes into dustbin. Man in towel runs back on to stage and jumps in dustbin. He looks out and the penguin appears from the other dustbin and hits him on the head with a raw chicken. Shot of cat still unimpressed. Napoleon, the man with the towel round his waist, the policeman, a boxer, and a chef suddenly appear standing in a line, and take a bow. They immediately change positions and take another bow. The penguin appears at the end of the line with a puff of smoke. Each one in turn jumps in the air and vanishes. Shot of passive cat.) (Cut to Mr A and Mrs B watching with the general.) Hope this is irritating/confusing enough for your taste. ------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Mike" rel="nofollow">Recently listened to: 
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Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: July 26 2005 at 18:25
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^^^ It is. Thanks for sharing this with us |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 26 2005 at 18:41
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there seems to be plenty of self help guides to irritating people.. ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: The Hemulen
Date Posted: July 27 2005 at 09:33
 Anyone looking for some excellent pre-python material from Cleese, Chapman, Palin et al then you HAVE to see this! The low budget look is easily forgivable by the quality of material within... ...Sorry, didn't mean to go all comedy geek again.  |
fandango wrote:Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: July 27 2005 at 10:23
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You're excused. Cleese is superb! Attention, the wings are NOT on fire! |
(To quote just a stylistic howler from the original How To Irritate...) Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: July 27 2005 at 11:30
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How about this one: WHHHOOAAAHHH!! DREAM THEATRE IS GREAT, THE BEST F[@£#]NG BEND IN THA WOORLDD!! OCTAVERIUMM IS DA BOSZZ, THE F***ING BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!! SCENES FROMM A MMEMORY IS GREAET TOO, BUTT IMAGES EAND WORDS I CR*P. I ONLY LIKE OCTAVARIUM AND SCENES FROM A MEMORY. EVERTHING ELSE OF PROG SUXXX ASASSS. YES, DJENESYSS, DJENTL GIANNT AND KINN CRIMMSON IS IDIOT MJUZZIK.
------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 27 2005 at 12:20
Welcome to the Counter Strike: Source forum ...  ------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Mike" rel="nofollow">Recently listened to:
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Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: July 27 2005 at 13:07
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Get it all out, people. Shout, shout, let it all out! A good medicine for all those irritating posts is by being irritating yourself. (I sound like some cheap guru |
).Posted By: AngelRat
Date Posted: July 27 2005 at 18:16
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SPLUNCH! -------------  |
Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 27 2005 at 19:25
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Yes, splunch for me too ... ------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Mike" rel="nofollow">Recently listened to:
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 28 2005 at 03:35
You'll be recommending 'I'm sorry, I'll read that again' next... "My name is Lady Constance deCoverlet.... but you can call me bedspread" ++Angus Prune tune to fade++ ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 03:55
You know what irritates me...when people dump bucketfuls of piranas in my bathtub when im in it  ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 04:04
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Maybe those people want to communicate something to you in a subtle way |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 04:19
Whats subtle about 100s of flesh eating fish????????? ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 04:51
Nothing at all. I was just joking. A piranha can be a big fish by the way. Have no fear to have 100 of these in your bathtub. But this one looks like a real killer on his own. Maybe this is where Van der Graaf Generator got their inspiration for their song Killer: So you live in the bottom of the sea, http://www.junglephotos.com/animals/fishes/fishimages.html">
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Posted By: Eetu Pellonpaa
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 05:25
Preferably piranhas than candirus. 
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 05:27
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my mother in law looks and acts like a piranha. ------------- "...misty halos made visible by the spectral illumination of moonshine." |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 05:31
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Candirus? Horrible. This becomes more something like a "How to really hurt people" thread.
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 05:55
I seem to irrittate people without even trying! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 07:01
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You may have irritated me, but i didn't take any offence.
------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Mike" rel="nofollow">Recently listened to:
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 07:17
Well thats alright then! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 08:31
Okay, off you go to the hugging thread, the two of you |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 09:18
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I have another one: You bl00dy g0atsukkerz lisstenn to dummb progg mjuzzic....I HEAIT DUMBB PRROG MJUSZICK. Tha onlly band thet iz OK, iz Backstrreit Boyys (reaally progresivve mjuzzic, eand wery commplex). Yezz, Emmersåon Leik && Paalmer, Ven Derr Greef Djeneratorr, Djentle Giannt and Djenesyzz cannot even play their insturments!!!! Theyy are f***ng BAAADDD!!!!!!! IM DAH MAZZTER!! IM THA KING OFF DA WOORRLLDDD!!!! n0000000000000000bs
------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 09:18
Prog Archives has morphed into the lonely hearts/dating forum! ------------- "...misty halos made visible by the spectral illumination of moonshine." |
Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 09:23
We could continue our argument from some weeks ago, if you feel that there is too much harmony here .... ------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Mike" rel="nofollow">Recently listened to:
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 09:32
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let's monitor the situation. if this love-in continues, then we might have to!! ------------- "...misty halos made visible by the spectral illumination of moonshine." |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 10:09
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Well, here's you're PA shrink. If you feel like hugging: go to zee hugging thread If you feel like fighting: go to zee fighting thread If you feel like irritating people: pleeze pleeze ztay right here.
By the way, this is Sigmund, the cartoon character by Peter de Wit, Dutch cartoonist |
Posted By: AngelRat
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 16:36
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 22:35
------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 29 2005 at 22:35
Damn, that thing is cute ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Eetu Pellonpaa
Date Posted: July 30 2005 at 00:30
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Demand the addition of QUEEN to progarchives? I never did that my self! I swear... |
Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: July 30 2005 at 21:23
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