Who would you fight?
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Topic: Who would you fight?
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Subject: Who would you fight?
Date Posted: September 18 2012 at 22:51
| Tyler Durden said "Lincoln". The Narrator (Jack) said "Gandhi". But who would you fight? (Does not necessarily have to be a celebrity; it can be anyone.) |
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Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: September 18 2012 at 23:00
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I hate to be derivative, but I find Gandhi really repugnant and would delight in taking a pop at him. Or, now that I think of it, I would love to give FDR a punch right in his socialist-leaning, polio-ridden face. ------------- 
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Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: September 18 2012 at 23:10
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I disapprove. ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: September 18 2012 at 23:13
Okay, then I'll fight you! -------------
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Horizons wrote:Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: September 18 2012 at 23:26
 You know what they say in Russia: you laugh for a minute, you get to live a year longer.I'd fight ... ... Adolf Hitler. I know it's kind of cliched, but who cares.
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 18 2012 at 23:47
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Pope Urban VI ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: September 18 2012 at 23:50
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A stick figure.
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Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 04:01
| I would fight myself, so I'd win either way. Either myself or Conan Obrien, I greatly dislike that hack. |
Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 04:40
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Pat Robertson or anyone of his ilk. Soul sucking leeches. ------------- http://www.metalmusicarchives.com/" rel="nofollow - Metal Music Archives https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 04:43
+1.
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Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 05:33
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Liv Tyler, Carrie Anne Moss and Milla Jovovich. ------------- |
Posted By: Canterzeuhl
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 08:21
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My mind leaps to Politicians but there's so many. David Cameron, since he's 'in charge'. Of my country, at least.
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 08:52
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We do not talk about Fight Club... ------------- 
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 10:06
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Martin Scorsese ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 10:25
Three in one fight scene? I've read that Jovovich had done some pretty challenging stuff in the latest RE movie. Are you sure ... ?
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 13:06
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Be ambitious: I'd fight God. He owes some money and it's time for me to claim it. |
Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 13:16
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 18:44
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I'd kick Rush Limbaugh's fat ass and then bend him over and have my way with the little punk. |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 23:25
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Bill o Riley
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 23:29
What did the guy do to you (or to somebody else or something), if I may ask?
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Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 23:31
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He's just an overall a****le. WAY right wing,ultraconservative. Ignorant and arrogant f**k face ------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: September 19 2012 at 23:53
Loser pays beer. ------------- |
Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: September 21 2012 at 06:14
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I wouldn't fight anyone. Pretty much anyone could kick my ass. ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Aussie-Byrd-Brother
Date Posted: September 21 2012 at 06:46
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I might be being unpatriotic by not supporting a fellow Australian, but a few years back I would have loved to take a swing at that lead singer from Silverchair Daniel Johns! Smug little t**t! Responsible for some of the most pretentious and self-indulgent pseudo-intellectual `clever' lyrics that would even make any prog artist blush!
These days the band is over and you don't hear much from him, but damn, if I'd caught up with him back in - Gloves up, girly-man! 
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 16:17
Interesting choice.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 16:24
I was gunna say, I was sure you'd say him, or Wilson, or Keynes, or Marx. Has anyone said Jesus? Nothing personal against him, just for the sake of saying I fought Jesus. Buddha is another possibility. Or the obligatory: Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Rush Limbaugh, Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 16:25
| I think today I'd try my hand at Boris Yeltsin. He was corrupt, plus my grandma hated him, so why not? |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 16:27
Not bad, though I wouldn't mind getting one good hit at Putin. |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 16:37
Somehow i can't imagine a 13yo to be that involved or informed about politics. ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 17:11
Putin is not a bad choice, the more because I should have another fist left to plant in the face of Silvio Berlusconi. Or - even better - Van Rompuy and Barroso. Or maybe Rutte and Samsom, but these are of a lesser weight class. In this thread I regret that I'm not a fighter...  ------------- 
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 17:17
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Problem with Putin is he'd just kill me. Either with his fists, his mind, or some famous poisonous Russian soup! |
Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 17:43
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FDR, Woodrow Wilson, Alexander Hamilton (if I get there before Aaron Burr does), Teddy Roosevelt (after a lot of training), Bill Kristol, Bill Belichick, Roger Goodell -------------  Time always wins. |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 17:51
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That Washington DC cop that chewed me out for no reason. ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 18:10
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Dean.
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Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 18:16
| the winner of the Dean/Epignosis match |
Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 19:15
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Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 21:58
| Kevin Fountain-just an a#$%*& bully i had trouble with when i was younger, yeah, i would derive a lot of pleasure in giving him a big taste of his own medicine! |
Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 22:00
| I wouldn't want to beat up FDR! |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 03:37
 ------------- What? |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 03:40
------------- What? |
Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 05:11
In a mud fight you mean? OK, I'm in
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Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 05:13
Yeah it's dangerous to fight against a dose of Plutonium-210 !
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 05:59
HAHAHAHA!
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 09:49
------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: AnnaDanielle
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 10:07
Does it have to be a fist fight, because I'd love to just to put Taylor Swift, Justin bieber and their "die hard fans" into a fenced in area and just blow them to smithereens and come back a hero for ridding the world of pure crap....  Too drastic?------------- I would never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. ..I can barely find one. |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 10:19
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I am a big guy, but I figure I could probably take Steven Hawkings in a boxing match.
Also some other interesting people to fight would be: The Queen of Denmark Any marathon runner Bob Dylan Barbra Cartland Dalai Lhama Cliff Richard Miley Cyrus Steve Buschemi Angela Merkel Nicklas Bendtner Gollum Ronald McDonald J.K. Rowling Scarlet Johanson Placido Domingo That guy who thinks he's a cat ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 11:34
Fist-fight? Well, what else? Otherwise, it's not a fight. |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 11:36
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 11:50
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^Nothing, don't worry - it's not about hate. I happen to adore a couple of the ones I mentioned, I just thought about who would be the most interesting to fight. ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 13:44
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Purely as an intellectual exercise, of course.
------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 14:25
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Save some marathon runners for me to fight would you, David? -------------  
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Posted By: AnnaDanielle
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 14:58
But the question is do these people deserve a "real" fight? haha Okay um I think an interesting fight would be with Kristin Stewart. ------------- I would never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. ..I can barely find one. |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 15:26
| ^ Technically, that was not the question. The question was "who would you fight?", and it can be anybody, celeb or not, alive or dead. |
Posted By: AnnaDanielle
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 16:23
^Thank you so much for clearing that up for me...  ------------- I would never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. ..I can barely find one. |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 16:29
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: February 05 2013 at 17:14
------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: February 06 2013 at 22:24
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Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: February 11 2013 at 04:42
A list of people I would fight: Ted Nugent Glenn Beck Darren Lock Rush Limbaugh Barack Obama George W. Bush Gavin Rossdale(winner takes care of Gwen and the boys )------------- “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” ― George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four "Ignorance and Prejudice and Fear walk Hand in Hand"- Neil Peart |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: February 11 2013 at 04:47
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Gavin Rossdale? ------------- What? |
Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: February 11 2013 at 04:51
yes ------------- “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” ― George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four "Ignorance and Prejudice and Fear walk Hand in Hand"- Neil Peart |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: February 11 2013 at 05:07
Whatever for? Did you once get blond highlights that went horribly wrong so everyone teased you or something? ------------- What? |
Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: February 11 2013 at 05:23
Nope, it's because I'm in love with the woman he's married to ------------- “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” ― George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four "Ignorance and Prejudice and Fear walk Hand in Hand"- Neil Peart |