Intellectual or cool ways to swear
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Topic: Intellectual or cool ways to swear
Posted By: desistindo
Subject: Intellectual or cool ways to swear
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 12:39
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I just know that, from a serie: "If you are the best sperm from your father, do not even want to imagine the worst as mere" Do you know more? |
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 12:45
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F**k you and all instances of natural selection that led to your existence. Although just made that up and it's pretty dumb. I usually just say f**k or something. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 13:16
| The jerk store called - they're all out of you! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 14:04
| "I am rubber, you are glue." |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 14:50
| You're a big meanie. |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 15:39
If I'm going to give any of you a quick guided tour through the arsenal of my expletives, this thread will be longer than any shred room before the admin in charge has an opportunity to lock it  .------------- 
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 18:32
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Studying your intellectual and cognitive abilities lead me to think that your parents are very close relatives to each other. You will never have to worry about being brainwashed. I love your voice and your laugh: it always reminds some holidays at the beach, when the seagulls fly near the garbage... |
Posted By: Luna
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 18:35
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Somewhere out there, there is a tree creating oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you owe that tree an apology. And there's the classic "I've been called worse things by better people" ------------- https://aprilmaymarch.bandcamp.com/track/the-badger" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 19:13
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I won't even feed my pigs with your daily meals. |
Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 20:30
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There's always the Shakespearean insult websites - just google Shakespearean insults. ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: MFP
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 20:31
Georgie Boy
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Padraic wrote:Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: August 19 2011 at 20:32
those are actually pretty good! -------------   
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Posted By: Sheavy
Date Posted: August 20 2011 at 00:05
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I did not know swearing was considered intellectual. ------------- 
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: August 20 2011 at 05:14
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Glaswegian invective is not dissimilar to a verbal drive-by: You might want to think about industrial strength shampoo, seeing as how far up your backside your head is You give w.a.n.k.e.r.s. a bad name You are living proof that even our omnipotent creator had a slops tray You're so ugly you probably give your pillow face marks (the list goes on) ------------- 
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 20 2011 at 11:32
| ^Good ones. |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: August 20 2011 at 13:29
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I'm not as stupid as you look...
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 20 2011 at 14:31
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.(the faux French do it so well) ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: August 20 2011 at 15:52
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I was once called "a poor excuse for molecular configuration". ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: August 20 2011 at 15:55
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The combination of alleles that encoded your being were certainly the product of 2 unique species.
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: jav1919
Date Posted: August 20 2011 at 22:15
epic to say the least
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 21 2011 at 07:14
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Usually, I don't swear, but the turn of events would lead me to use the most horrible blasphemies. You are not an idiot, but you haven't the most little glimpse of common cultural knowledge. We could make you drink bull milk. |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: August 21 2011 at 07:21
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Mate!
Just realized this thread is about trashing people you don´t like. The title had me going there for a while... Alright: I´d love to chat with you, but I´m emotionally involved in a philosophical discussion with my parakeet. I´d invite you, but you keep talking with that parked Mazda. ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 21 2011 at 07:31
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From one of my favorite movies: "I am a good judge of character, and in my opinion, you are in deficit. That is to say, I find nothing noteworthy about your physiognomy or your general appearance. Good day to you sir." ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Falx
Date Posted: August 21 2011 at 20:28
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The classic put-down from There Will Be Blood... Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli. Eli Sunday: No... Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth. Eli Sunday: No. Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose. Eli Sunday: If you would just take this lease, Daniel... Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! ------------- "You must go beyond the limit of the limit of your limits!" - Mr. Doctor "It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin |
Posted By: desistindo
Date Posted: August 22 2011 at 12:02
Man... This scene are intense. I dont even like to remmenber... |
Posted By: desistindo
Date Posted: August 22 2011 at 12:04
My english is rubish to understand those... |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: September 15 2011 at 20:20
that was kinda weird - never heard of the film ------------- 
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: September 15 2011 at 21:03
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^^^ I just watched the theatrical trailer for TWBB and it makes more sense - i will have to see this soon. Amazing acting of DanielDayLewis -------------
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Posted By: Earendil
Date Posted: September 18 2011 at 19:02
| I once read that cursing is a sign of a weak mind trying to exert itself... but I don't buy that s**t. |
Posted By: colorofmoney91
Date Posted: October 03 2011 at 05:49
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Your existence is entirely unnecessary. ------------- http://hanashukketsu.bandcamp.com" rel="nofollow - Hanashukketsu |
Posted By: desistindo
Date Posted: October 03 2011 at 15:01
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Darwin obviously was not thinking of you when he developed the concept of evolution |