Q.: How many DT fans...
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Topic: Q.: How many DT fans...
Posted By: BaldFriede
Subject: Q.: How many DT fans...
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:18
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... does it take to change a lightbulb? A.: Sorry, you won't find any, they are too busy listening to "Octavarium". -------------  BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
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Posted By: Valarius
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:21
| That would be funny if it wasn't so crap. |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:27
No, it's funny allright 
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Posted By: Valarius
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:28
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Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 04:14
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I'm a DT fan, I bought Octavarium, and I'm currently busy listening to Selling England By The Pound, which I bought yesterday. In fact, this week I bought Octavarium, SEbtP, CttE, 2112, Camel, ... I know that I won't have time to change any lightbulb in the coming weeks ------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Mike" rel="nofollow">Recently listened to: 
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Posted By: Ben2112
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:15
Then let's hope that your bulbs hold out for a few weeks, or you'll be listening in darkness.
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MikeEnRegalia wrote:Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:16
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------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: krauthead
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:17
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------------- *Dancing madly backwards on a sea of air* - Captain Beyond |
Posted By: lynton samuel
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:20
nice one |
Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:37
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------------- "In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun |
Posted By: nacho
Date Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:57
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But I have to say that I think I would be perfectly able to change a bulb whilst listening to Octavarium: yesterday I did the laundry! But please don't count me in as a Dream-Theater-fan-because-they-are-the-best-band-ever-period , so maybe I wasn't paying all the attention they deserve. I was hanging out the socks during the Octavarium song and some of my neurons were busy with that challenging activity (the socks I mean)
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Posted By: Dream Theater
Date Posted: July 03 2005 at 21:20
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OMG, that's so funny!!!!
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Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: July 04 2005 at 11:54
You know it's true.... |
Posted By: Dream Theater
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 13:52
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 14:30
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Notice how all the DT fans take offense to a simple joke...shame on them
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Posted By: nousommedusolei
Date Posted: July 06 2005 at 03:58
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It takes one to screw in the lightbulb. ..... and about 10 to write threads talking about how Dream Theater is "the best".
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Posted By: LDGuy
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 13:56
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How many Dream Theater keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to interupt his 20 minute widdly Kurzweil trumpet solo at 276bpm to get up off his arse, put on his shiny shirt and wig, and screw in the light bulb whilst doing a strange spinning dance on a rotating light bulb stand in front of 2,500 screaming japanese teenagers. How many Mike Portnoys does it take to change a lightbulb? 4. One to change it; one to record it using 5.1 surround sound and publish on Blubthgil Records; one to film it, isolate the unique sound of each screw and do a two hour commentry, publishing it as DrumBulb of Doom on his website; and one to take a series of 35 pics with his dog Bongo and a (replica) lightbulb for a feature in Modern Lightbulb Replacer, only to win the magazine's Best Lightbulb Replacer of All Time award. |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 04:20
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I have a subscription to Modern Lightbulb Replacer. I thought surely there would be more porn in it. Oh well. I'll just have to dust off my old Home and Gardening mags.
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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 11:35
A lot of porn in there. The birds and the bees and the butterflies...  ------------- BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
Posted By: bek_
Date Posted: August 30 2005 at 23:23
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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: August 30 2005 at 23:36
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Actually, that is is crap joke ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ocellatedgod" rel="nofollow - last.fm |
Posted By: bek_
Date Posted: August 30 2005 at 23:58
i agree with the joke, but what everyone else has said after it just makes it a funny thread! 
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Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: February 02 2006 at 15:56
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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: February 02 2006 at 16:39
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What is Dream Theater? Is that on Broadway???????? ------------- |
Posted By: sbrushfan
Date Posted: February 02 2006 at 19:43
The actual "joke" ------------- Some world views are spacious, and some are merely spaced... |
wasn't funny (IMHO), but Mike was pretty funny himself.