Ridiculous Band Additions
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Topic: Ridiculous Band Additions
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Subject: Ridiculous Band Additions
Date Posted: May 17 2010 at 15:30
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Ever wonder what it would be like if Prog Archives had no restrictions on what bands could be added...?
Make your fantastic suggestions here!
I suggest that Jonas Brothers be added for their effective usage of replacing looks for their music!! thats prog yes?
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: May 17 2010 at 15:32
| The Sex Pistols, because John Lydon cited Peter Hammill as one of his influences. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 17 2010 at 15:46
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Sha Na Na because they made doing covers a higher art form. ------------- 
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 17 2010 at 15:51
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Alvin and the Chipmunks because they sound like Jon Anderson, Geddy Lee, and Cedric Bixler Zavala would sound as a trio. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 17 2010 at 15:54
| Morrissey because he's a vegetarian. He's not a band though so I guess he should be in Prog-Related? |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: May 17 2010 at 21:39
| Every Ska band? For taking the concept of 'annoying' to new progressive limits? |
Posted By: Falx
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 02:31
Justin Bieber 
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Posted By: martinprog77
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 05:58
------------- Nothing can last there are no second chances. Never give a day away. Always live for today. |
rushfan4 wrote:Posted By: omri
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 06:48
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Modern talking. Cause it has nothing to do with music.
And if you know who they are, I am sorry for you. ------------- omri |
Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 06:52
| Nightwish? Oh wait, they actually are on PA, and at that time anyone could add bands... |
Posted By: refugee
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 06:56
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ABBA because they used the mellotron. I think that qualifies.
------------- He say nothing is quite what it seems; I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 09:34
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Dusty Springfield because Peter Gabriel wanted to write songs for her in his youth. ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 09:36
| Nancy Sinatra for obvious reasons. |
Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 10:31
Phil Collins  ------------- http://blindpoetrecords.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">  
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Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 12:14
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UB40 for making us all think faux-reggae pop was really clever and artistic back in the 80s.
------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: The Hemulen
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 12:25
| Brahms. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 12:29
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Swans for Avant-Prog => Cranes for Prog-Related. |
Posted By: Nightshine
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 12:53
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for symphonic prog. |
Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 12:57
------------- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXcp9fYc6K4IKuxIZkenfvukL_Y8VBqzK" rel="nofollow - Duos for fave acts |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 13:17
Scatman John!  I truly think he's the Beefheart of scat. The hat is a bit similar also. |
Posted By: Nightshine
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 13:19
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Metallica. Oh wait... |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 13:21
| ^ And Iron Maiden! Because they're more prog than Metallica. |
Posted By: Nightshine
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 13:26
Seeing the trend, I say Slayer should be next. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 13:31
| ^ Before Manowar? No way! |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 13:33
Yanni
 ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: Nightshine
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 13:34
Dragonforce, bro. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 13:36
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYFS_hbok8 - Heavy Metal Perse ! |
Posted By: Nightshine
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 13:39
And at this point, I think I am ultimately destroyed and defeated, for I am laughing way too hard. |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 14:20
Not such a ridiculous addition. UB40 bettered the last 8 minutes of VdGG's Meurglys III.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 15:17
| Leonard Cohen, because he's made some pretty long songs. |
Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 17:16
  ------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: clarke2001
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 18:25
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INXS because they...wait, I can't finger-point one reason why should they be in PA. It makes more sense to add Celine Diaaargh!
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 18:38
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Milli Vanilli. Their lead singers are just fantastic! Oh wait.... ------------- 
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 18:39
Oh, I had a thread like this a while ago.... don't remember what it was called though... 
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: May 18 2010 at 20:39
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Lady Gaga. Her outfits alone make her progressive, plus Faith No More covered Pokerface, and Mike Patton is in several bands that are already on PA! In other words, Lady Gaga should be on PA because Mr. Bungle is on PA. (If that's not the best "if band X is here, then band Y should be here too" comparison ever, I'll eat my shoes.  )------------- 
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 09:08
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Thunderclap Newman for neo-prog. Their greatest hit appeared on an album by a prog artist (on Fish's album Internal Exile). -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 09:17
| Fish did a duet with Sam Brown, who should be in Prog-Related. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 09:29
The Four Tops should be added to Proto-Prog. The four-part harmonies of Motown were an obvious influence on prog bands such as Yes and Gentle Giant. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 09:33
| The Ink Spots, because they're more prog than The Four Tops. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 09:36
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Jose Feliciano because in 1968 he played the very first non-traditional version of the Star Spangled Banner live before a national audience before Game 5 of the World Series between Detroit and St. Louis. He almost threw his budding career away, as radio stations quit playing his songs following this performance. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 09:40
| Francis Goya because his name reminds me of Francisco Goya who was obviously a progressive painter. |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 16:19
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Every grindcore band, because they're being progressive by negating the progressive stereotype of long songs! RIO/Avant then i guess?
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 16:22
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Dead Kennedys. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 16:23
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The Buggles because video killed the radio star, and thus, you had better add The Buggles or the internet will kill the video star and then the holodeck star will kill the internet star and....well it is just better if we add them. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 16:28
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Bauhaus, because Peter Murphy once made an album with Mick Karn. Plus Bauhaus covered a song by David Bowie who should be here because he's Eno-Related. Which means that Iggy Pop & The Stooges should also be added. No, wait, Bowie already is here.  |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 16:31
| Beethoven, because let's face it, you know you want to. |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 16:39
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The BeeGees because of their massive influence on Pain of Salvation |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 16:48
| I once heard a Donna Summer song that was very progressive, but I can't remember it's name. |
Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 05:42
nice
 although
 this would open the door to Babs, as she once sang a song with Donna.------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: omri
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 11:01
Wasn't it "love to love you baby" ? Her pseudo orgasmatic tunes reminds in a way Iren Papas' singing in "Infinity" from Aphrodite's child's 666 so that is progressive, isn't it ? ------------- omri |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 11:09
| ^ No. The only thing I remember is that it was fairly long and had all kinds of weird electronic sounds in it. |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 11:54
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Human League - there are proggy elements on 'Dare' ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 11:56
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Klaus Nomi! Unless he's already here.
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Posted By: The Hemulen
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 12:00
| Shakin' Stevens. |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 12:30
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Conor Fynes
for literally being more Avant than Avant/RIO
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 12:55
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might as well add Motorhead
I mean, Metallica is already in here and Lemmy was in Hawkwind -------------  Time always wins. |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 13:38
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Metallica.. because trash can drums are ultra progressive.
OH, wait...
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 13:40
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The Charlie Daniels Band...because The Devil Went Down To Georgia is an awesome song; and it mentions the devil, so therefore should be included in Progressive Black Metal. -------------
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 13:45
| ^^ LOL. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 13:53
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Poison....because if they aren't added Donald Trump will fire you. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 13:54
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Venom!
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 13:59
I like this suggestion, a lot.He has many songs that are at least as progressive as any song by any of borderline metal bands on this site. ------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: EatThatPhonebook
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 14:01
I would say Hannah Montana, because of her unbelievable and peculiar songwriting. In fact, she is so revolutionary, that she should be under the Avant prog/RIO sub genre.  |
Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 14:57
No, because Henry had her in his sig!  |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 15:01
| Demi Lovato is more prog than Hannah Montana though. |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 15:09
fixed ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 15:12
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A dead llama is more sexy than Hannah Montana.
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 17:24
disagree ------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 20 2010 at 17:27
Okay, maybe not a dead llama. But definitely a sleeping llama. |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: May 21 2010 at 03:01
I think you mean State of Independence, which was written by Jon an Vangelis. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 21 2010 at 03:28
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^ No, it's not that one either. Apparently she's got several progressive songs.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: May 21 2010 at 15:10
Yes, a sleeping llama having some lascious, wet dreams... huuuuu, yeaaaaaaahhhh.... Anyway, I suggest Siege. They have this seven minutes song with a saxophone song and all that stuff. JazzCore? |
Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: May 21 2010 at 16:12
And also because Geoff Downes of the Buggles played in Asia, Yes and White and produced GTR, and they are all here.
And because he was once married to a woman named Wenche.
And because Steve Hackett also played in GTR and with Genesis, and Phil Collins played in Genesis and also appeared in the animated film Balto with Kavin Bacon which gives Downes a Bacon rating of N+3.
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Posted By: aapatsos
Date Posted: May 21 2010 at 16:24
| Coldplay because they resemble to Muse and Radiohead which both play indie music |
Posted By: lucas
Date Posted: May 21 2010 at 16:40
clappies here, that's a fantastic album, and certainly their best !As with regard to the thread, I'd say Lou Reed because he recorded concept-albums, among which the fabulous 'Berlin'. ------------- "Magma was the very first gothic rock band" (Didier Lockwood) |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 21 2010 at 16:41
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The Cars - because, well, most of us are guys, and guys like their Cars. Plus there is Progressive auto insurance, and you need to have The Cars in order to have auto insurance. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 21 2010 at 16:43
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I don't know about The Cars, but the Progressive Insurance chick is definitely Avant/RIO!
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: May 21 2010 at 18:46
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Minor Threat, because, f**k, they're ugly.
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: May 21 2010 at 21:06
fixed.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: May 23 2010 at 08:31
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Crass. Their ultra-left theories, feminist ideas, anti-capitalist rhethoric, anarchist ideals made them ultra-progressive. And the music, too. Ministry: they created the Industrial Metal genre, so they are innovative precursors, that makes them a progressive band. Same thing for Throbbing Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire, SPK, Esplendor Geometrico. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 23 2010 at 08:41
| Morning Musume, because they're more prog than Nightwish. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: May 23 2010 at 10:47
| Scooter, the logical offspring of 70's progressive electronic kraut-rock (with a little post-punk flavour). |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: May 23 2010 at 17:23
| the animated classic Dumbo for pioneering in Psychadelic rock in the Pink Elephant song |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: May 24 2010 at 09:13
^
     OK I agree with that
and for psychedelic additions how about
Sesame St alphabet song
trippy
 Grace Slick does Sesame St here!!!
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: May 24 2010 at 09:15
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Could not resist this either
Dumbo is Stoned!!!!
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: May 24 2010 at 09:22
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More Psychedelic Nonsense!
I mean this is so trippy its dangerous!
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Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: May 24 2010 at 14:47
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The Village People, because they aren't on this site.
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: May 24 2010 at 14:54
| The Brave Little Toaster, because no kids movie should EVER be that dark. |
Posted By: Pilkenton
Date Posted: May 24 2010 at 23:13
| Xavier Rudd |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: May 24 2010 at 23:24
| Satan Alfa Beel Atem, because whatever the hell that is it clearly bears some connection to prog |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: May 25 2010 at 12:39
| Yes. |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: May 26 2010 at 14:07
You won't believe what effect that movie had on my mind. I was afraid of radiators for years.  Weird Al Yankovic, because "Genius in France" is a tribute to Frank Zappa (with Dweezil Zappa on guitar.) Also, "Genius in France", "Albuquerque", and "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" are 9 minutes, 11.5 minutes, and 11 minutes respectively. The accordion isn't exactly a conventional pop instrument either.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 26 2010 at 14:09
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Me. No, wait, that's not ridiculous. |
Posted By: jampa17
Date Posted: May 26 2010 at 14:09
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Spice Girls for folk prog... you can't deny they belong there...!!! ------------- |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: May 26 2010 at 14:10
Personally, I think they are more suited towards RIO.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 26 2010 at 14:12
Experimental/Post Metal if you ask me. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 26 2010 at 15:01
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: May 26 2010 at 15:04
| I support the inclusion of Depeche Mode because I have scrobbled them almost 100 times. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 26 2010 at 15:05
I too have 100 Depeche Mode scrobbles.  -------------
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: May 26 2010 at 15:06
Then it's settled. 
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