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Topic: sum muzikal joaks
Posted By: presdoug
Subject: sum muzikal joaks
Date Posted: February 12 2010 at 11:08
   Where did the composer cook his pies?   In the beethoven
      Did you hear there is a new band from Toronto, Canada that hates progressive rock and heavy rock?   They are called  "Take Your Time"
      What are the 3 B's of rock music?   Blue Cheer, Bloodrock, and Budgie!
                 What did the classical composer say to his friend just before they went out for a nite on the town?   Go get your shoe, bert!
         Did i tell you that i cracked a joke with Richard Wagner? You know what he did? He gave me a lohengrin!
            hope you enjoy these jokes-they are all personally created by presdoug!



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Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: February 13 2010 at 10:41
I have two more-
       What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor
     What do you get when you drop a grand piano onto an army base? A flat major


Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: February 13 2010 at 17:14
Here i grow again-last time, and non-musical
           Did i tell you about the new position i have at Walker-Turner's? I  walk down the streets and turn around the corners
            After that, i am joining the team at Knowles and Seymour-i know less, and see more!



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