Misheard Lyrics
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Topic: Misheard Lyrics
Posted By: Textbook
Subject: Misheard Lyrics
Date Posted: February 10 2010 at 21:33
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Opeth - Coil
Lyric: "And I can see you running through the fields of sorrow"
Sounds like: "And I can see you running through the fields with Zorro"
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Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: February 11 2010 at 04:48
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Katatonia - Sleeper "Who is it there behind you? What does he want from you?" Sounds like: "Who is it there behind you? Does he want to f**k you?" ------------- 
Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: February 11 2010 at 04:54
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Genesis - Supper's Ready "666 is the number of love" ("666 is no longer alone") ------------- 
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Posted By: refugee
Date Posted: February 11 2010 at 05:40
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Talking Heads – Take me to the River: "Take me to the river, drop me in the water" My wife heard: "Take me to the river, f**k me in the water" ------------- He say nothing is quite what it seems; I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: February 11 2010 at 08:45
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That's a legendary one on ProgArchives: Opeth - The Baying of the Hounds "Pass me the tacos of the earth"  (Festering jackals of the earth) |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: February 11 2010 at 09:53
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Every Magma song: Anything you happen to hear during any listen. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: February 12 2010 at 06:56
| You need to be careful when listening to the Yes songs (e.g. Soundchaser) that feature the phrase "our souls". |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: February 12 2010 at 07:13
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The Mars Volta - Drunkship of Lanters ”Cum puteți” (in Romanian) (Carpel jets) -------------
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: February 12 2010 at 07:16
Yep. Including hearing "you'll be showered" on Part II of Emehntehtt-Ré. -------------   
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SaltyJon wrote:Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: February 12 2010 at 07:52
Here's one from Genesis but whatever: "Can't you feel arseholes ignite?" Original: Can't you feel our souls ignite? Wasn't there a Flash song that said our souls and sounded like, you know? ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: February 14 2010 at 15:33
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Wolfmother's White Feather has misheard lyrics that sound like "dancing pizza". Also, I forget what I heard the lyrics as but Magma's K.A. also had some. And one mustn't forget Fall Out Boy's This Ain't a Scene, it's an Arms Race... it sounds like something a lot ruder.  -------------
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: February 14 2010 at 15:40
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Squarepusher's "Red Hot Car" has some lyrics that are purposely made to be misheard. |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: March 10 2010 at 13:53
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"Pull down, your pants, for the future now!" - Interview, Gentle Giant ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: lonestar
Date Posted: March 12 2010 at 16:27
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From Tom Sawyer... "As the spacey invaders get by you" ------------- WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS, AND WE ARE THE DREAMERS OF THE DREAM. |
Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: March 12 2010 at 16:35
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Thick as a Brick - "Soft penis, lonely me"
actual lyric - "Soft Venus (lonely maiden)"
always enjoyed this:
god, i hate metal -------------  Time always wins. |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: March 17 2010 at 12:15
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"All I had, I had blue waffle." - I'm turning around, GG ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: March 17 2010 at 12:19
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"Row the Boat" - Rush
"Roll the Bones"
"Gentle Touch of a whore" - Rush
"Gentle touch of the heart" ------------- 
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Posted By: happythe
Date Posted: March 26 2010 at 06:14
Haaaa  That's fantastik!------------- Stop me from dreaming? Okay :-( |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: April 09 2010 at 01:46
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Shes so Popular
the classic from Games Without Frontiers - Peter gabriel
its something else (Jeuz Sans Frontiers) ------------- 
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 09 2010 at 02:51
| "Swivenal tem sime, mecha wunal toh mah" --Robert Plant |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: April 09 2010 at 03:12
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Jumping Jack Flash - RollingStones
verse 1
i was shroooooooooooooooown ttooobit hheeaaaaggggggggggggggggggggg
i was crrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooood driiiiiving rain
i was doooooooooooooooooownn with a croooooooooooooss my back
i was hooooooooooooooownd with a tomwa toowa maayyyyyyyyyyyy
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Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: April 09 2010 at 04:42
I more than lol'd. ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: April 09 2010 at 05:01
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LOLOL -------------
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: April 09 2010 at 07:01
Don't know about Flash but there's a line in Soundchases about "what touches arsehole slowly moves as touch rebounds"
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: April 09 2010 at 10:43
its always bottoms with you people............ -------------
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Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: April 09 2010 at 13:53
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"Under A Glass Moon" by Dream Theater
Real Lyric: "By your hand I've awakened / Bear this honor in my name"
Misheard: "By your hand I've awakened / There is soda in my knee"
"Dust in the Wind" by Kansas
Real Lyric: "All we are is dust in the wind...."
Misheard: "All the orange dust in the wind...."
"Paranoid" by Black Sabbath
Real Lyric: "Can you help me? Occupy my brain...."
Misheard: "Can you help me? I can't find my brain...."
"Tom Sawyer" by Rush
Real Lyric: "A modern day warrior, mean mean stride / Today's Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride"
Misheard: "A Monday warrior, meat means dry / Today's Tom Sawyer, meat means cry"
"One of These Days" by Pink Floyd
Real Lyric: "One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces"
Misheard: "One of these days I'm going to dance with the little people" ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: April 12 2010 at 13:12
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"As a whore that keyed, to the backdoor, at the wheel I feel my hand touch, me from another hand, hohohoho." ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: May 11 2010 at 21:05
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The only two good ones I could think of are two Dream Theater ones. D;
Prophets of War: Original: "Debate this fight its just cause" Misheard: "Debate this f*ggots just cause" A Change Of Seasons: Original: "I was blinded by a paradise" Misheard: "I was blinded by a pair o dice" |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: May 14 2010 at 17:48
"When I eat beef, I smoke this meat" Porcupine Tree
Dude you did not mishear those lyrics at all.  ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: refugee
Date Posted: June 13 2010 at 05:18
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The Whistler by Jethro Tull. Original: I whistle along on the seventh day Misheard: I was still alone on the seventh day A reviewer here got it completely wrong: … alone on the Saturday ------------- He say nothing is quite what it seems; I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: June 13 2010 at 10:13
heres one from 80s
The Go Gos
real lyric: : Our Lips are sealed
misheard": Alex the Seal
Rush
Freewill
real :I will choose freewill
misheard:I will chew three pills
Working Man
misheard :Like it up I go to work at 7 till 9
Kiss
real: I wanna rock n roll alnite and party everyday
misheard: i want a rocky roll alnite and pasta everyday
Peter Gabriel
real:Come on and shock the monkey
,misheard: comeon and shop at Montys -------------
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: June 13 2010 at 10:30
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more RUSH
"2112: The Temples Of Syrinx"
Misheard Lyrics: We are the feet of the devil, how silly!
Original Lyrics: We are the priests of the temple of Syrinx.
2112: The Temples Of Syrinx"
Misheard Lyrics: We are the priests of the devils, oh Sirius!
Original Lyrics: We are the priests of the Temples of Syrinx
"2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
Misheard Lyrics: Of the gifts of life
Oh help me thin our world. Original Lyrics: All the gifts of life
Are held within our walls. "2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
Misheard Lyrics: The pigtails that give pleasure to your eye.
Original Lyrics: The pictures that give pleasure to your eye.
"2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
Misheard Lyrics: The tadpoles of Syrinx
Original Lyrics: The temple of Syrinx
"2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
Misheard Lyrics: The temple of Xerox
Original Lyrics: The temple of Syrinx
"2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
Misheard Lyrics: We are the freaks
The attendants of your sinks. Original Lyrics: We are the priests
Of the temples of Syrinx. "2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
Misheard Lyrics: We are the freaks
From the temple of Ceres. Original Lyrics: We are the priests
Of the temples of Syrinx. "2112"
Misheard Lyrics: All the grain that you touched fills our hollow walls
Original Lyrics: Our great computers fill our hallowed halls
"2112"
Misheard Lyrics: The pictures that you plug into your eye
Original Lyrics: The pictures that give pleasure to your eye
"Free Will"
Misheard Lyrics: A planet of playthings
Pecans on a string. Original Lyrics: A planet of playthings
We dance on a string. "Free Will" Misheard Lyrics: I will chose a bathosphere
Original Lyrics: I will choose a path that's clear
"Freewill" Misheard Lyrics: A host of holy hoboes to direct our anus plan.
Original Lyrics: A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.
"Freewill"
Misheard Lyrics: A host of holy hollers
To direct our English fans or A host of holy orders To direct our English fans Original Lyrics: A host of holy horrors
To direct out aimless dance "Freewill"
Misheard Lyrics: A host of holy rollers to direct our aimless dance.
Original Lyrics: A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.
"Freewill"
Misheard Lyrics: I will choose a bathosphere.
I will chose free will. Original Lyrics: I will choose a path that's clear.
I will choose free will. "Freewill"
Misheard Lyrics: I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose Mike Hill. Original Lyrics: I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will. "Freewill"
Misheard Lyrics: I will choose a path that's queer.
Original Lyrics: I will choose a path that's clear. -------------
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: June 13 2010 at 10:41
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<More!
"Temples of Syrinx"
Misheard Lyrics: We are the beasts of the devils lost earrings
Original Lyrics: We are the priests of the temples of syrinx
"Temples of Syrinx" Misheard Lyrics: We are the priests of the Devil...I'm serious!
Original Lyrics: We are the priests of the Temples of Syrinx.
"Temples of Syrinx" Misheard Lyrics: We are the priests of the devil's auxiliary
A parade of mutants fill the hollow halls Original Lyrics: We are the priests of the temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls "Temples of Syrinx" Misheard Lyrics: We are the priests
Who have come to fix your sinks. Original Lyrics: We are the priests
Of the Temples of Syrinx. "Temples of Syrinx" Misheard Lyrics: We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing The b*****s that give pleasure to your eye. Original Lyrics: We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing The pictures that give pleasure to your eye. "New World Man"
Misheard Lyrics: He's a new whirl man.
Original Lyrics: he's a New World man.
"New World Man" Misheard Lyrics: He's a nude old man
Original Lyrics: He's a new world man
"New World Man" Misheard Lyrics: He's a radio receiver,
he's a factory tampon Original Lyrics: He's a radio receiver
Tuned to factories and farms "New World Man" Misheard Lyrics: He's a radio receiver
Turned to factories and parts. Original Lyrics: He's a radio receiver
Tuned to factories and farms. "New World Man" Misheard Lyrics: He's a rider and a ranger and a young boy bearing arms.
Original Lyrics: He's a writer and arranger and a young boy bearing arms.
"New World Man" Misheard Lyrics: He's cleaning up his sister.
Original Lyrics: He's cleaning up the systems.
"New World Man" Misheard Lyrics: Learning to match the beat of the oboe man.
Original Lyrics: Learning to match the beat of the old world man.
"New World Man" Misheard Lyrics: Turns his back to his ant farms
Original Lyrics: Tuned to factories and farms
"New World Man" Misheard Lyrics: We're a new wave band
Original Lyrics: he's a New World man. -------------
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Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: June 14 2010 at 11:38
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"Anthem"
Misheard: I'm from Oklahoma, I'm from up in Maine.
Original: Anthem of the heart, and anthem of the mind.
I actually misheard it this way. I assumed that Geddy Lee was pronouncing Maine as "mine" because of his Canadian accent.  ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: June 15 2010 at 03:08
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When I first heard "21st Century Schizoid Man" the line: Politicians Funeral Pyre I thought he said, "Politicians lay strewn in a pile" It conjured a really crazy in my head! |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: June 15 2010 at 03:12
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Also the song "New Millennium Cyanide Christ" by Meshuggah.. At one point I thought he yelled, "Disciples! Dripping Cyanide!" I still don't know what it really is, but it's not that  |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: June 15 2010 at 09:52
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21st Century Schizoid Man:
Cats soot I'm a crow
Politicians fuming piles
innocents raped with Nail gun fire
21st Century Schizoid Man
ELP: Take a pebble
My face fills so gently
into your eyes
disturbing the waters
of our lies
like a worn out overcoat
pockets clean and tattered
hang the rags of your goats
photographs are gray and tall
Yes: Starship Trooper
(my 7 yrd old singing)
Mr blubird shining all around
catch my soul catch the buried light
hide the secrets
of your berry eye
no one sees them please dont go
blah dy blah blah further from the sun
Starshiptrooper go sailing on by
hide the dollars hide my berry light
take the furby and sail it on by
no one sees then please dont say a word
blah dy blah blah higher than the sun
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Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: June 15 2010 at 20:51
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Lemmings - Van Der Graaf Generator
Actual: What is the point in catching breath? Expel it.
Misheard: What is the point in catching breath? Egg salad. |
Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: June 17 2010 at 16:29
Mick, Mick... speak English! ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: CyberDiablo
Date Posted: June 17 2010 at 16:46
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"frog hazards in the classroom" ------------- Music is some kind of art. -- Anonymous |
Posted By: Synchestra
Date Posted: June 18 2010 at 02:53
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The last song on The Mars Voltas Bedlam album, theres a line that sounds like 'I got a penis that can rip through the very fabric of time' I'm still not entirely sure that those aren't the real lyrics ------------- 'Yeah, thats.. Whatever you're talking about for ya' - Zapp brannigan |
Posted By: refugee
Date Posted: June 19 2010 at 07:59
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Good try, but the real lyrics are: I got a pain inside that'll rip through the very fabric of time ------------- He say nothing is quite what it seems; I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: June 22 2010 at 00:41
I sure hope I wasn't the only one who got the reference! ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: June 22 2010 at 01:18
Damn, that'd be one hell of a penis! Sober by Tool I always hear, "Jesus was a f*cking whistle" I know that's not right, though I think it's not too far off |
Posted By: Synchestra
Date Posted: June 22 2010 at 01:19
------------- 'Yeah, thats.. Whatever you're talking about for ya' - Zapp brannigan |
Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: February 02 2011 at 01:54
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Jesus was a f***ing wizard something fun to pass the time. |