1+1=2
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Topic: 1+1=2
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Subject: 1+1=2
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 15:59
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The sum of whatever you want, no explaining necessary I think. A pesky mosquito + my hand = an interstellar burst ------------- 
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 16:00
| Coffee + Heavy Metals = Ziltoid |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 16:04
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Vompatti+Winona=lots of little wombatoids ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 16:04
| Dingo + Baby = Dingo stole my baby! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 16:09
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A handshake + carbon monoxide = no alarms and no surprises -------------
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 16:12
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Peanut Butter + Chocolate = Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ------------- 
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Posted By: AnchovyRun
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 16:14
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Bear Pelts + Anchovy Run = An Extremely Successful Voyage To The North Including The Natives Potluck And Escape Of The Truite Sallee ------------- <>< The Anchovy Run ><> ------------------------------ Caravaning For Your Convenience |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 16:15
| boredom + internet = ??? |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 16:16
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That's easy. The solution to your question is High Post Count. -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 16:18
^Exactly 
 for you fine sir.Spaghetti + Pizza = Spaghetti Pizza Casserole Delicious stuff I might add.  ------------- 
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Any Colour You Like wrote:Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 20:30
Beautiful woman + in a Progressive Rock band = Too Good to be true
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 07 2009 at 22:18
Indeed. But Simone Simons is better.  Beautiful woman + Better-looking than Mia Matsumiya = A real dream-come true  -------------
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 00:07
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1+5=6
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 06:35
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Morrison's Law: Sales + Charlatan = Charlatan + Chemicals - Cash - Life (divided by biographers) ------------- 
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Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 11:04
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Crack + mouth + butt = Crackpoo. ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 11:07
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1+6=7
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 11:10
| 1+7=8 |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 11:13
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1+8=9
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 11:14
| 2+2=5 |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 12:28
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Thom + Yorke = Ass. ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 13:58
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Bass^2+Drums^2+Chorus=Zeuhl ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Tsevir Leirbag
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 14:18
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1=2
We hope that you choke ------------- Les mains, les pieds balancés Sur tant de mers, tant de planchers, Un marin mort, Il dormira - Paul Éluard |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 14:39
Jon + Anderson = What is that man talking about? 
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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 15:15
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 15:18
Orly?  ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 15:19
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Leonhard + Euler = Genius!
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 15:20
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Cat+box+radiation=cat which is both alive and dead, both there and not there, both real and imaginary, etc.
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 15:23
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 15:48
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Yellow snow+eyes=inconvenient. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 15:53
Non-linear, eh? Never messed around with that, but I only had one course in this shiz. |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 08 2009 at 15:55
I didn't either, but I've looked at it several times. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 09 2009 at 09:54
| Fart + CD-ROM drive = formaldehyde |
Posted By: jampa17
Date Posted: December 09 2009 at 10:38
 We have a winner...!!!!
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 09 2009 at 12:13
Why thank you, fine sir.  Band of knights + Thardus the Magic Dragon = Epic battle -------------
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 09 2009 at 13:55
| WWE Raw + Wal*Mart = White trash heaven |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:20
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Napoleon + Hitler = Midget with a mustache -------------
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:33
| Me + Lunch bag = No lunch |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 09 2009 at 16:53
Tapeworm + wombat = http://fotopocket.nl"> -------------
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 09 2009 at 17:13
AWESOME |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 09 2009 at 21:06
 + =
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 09 2009 at 21:39
| Tangerine Dream + Kraftwerk = Electronic Nirvana |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 13:01
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Grapes + Microwave = Grapey explosion -------------
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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 14:15
| Zeuhl + live = bliss |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 15:08
| ? + ? = Monty Python |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 15:56
| Rabbit + Rabbit = Many Rabbits |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 15:58
| rabbits + cat = less rabbits |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 16:00
| cat + Chinese restaurant = less cats |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 16:01
| Chinese restaurant + me = less Chinese food |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 16:03
| Matt + Pop CD's = Less Matt |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 16:07
How is there less me? Do you mean they make me less like myself? Or do you mean there is less blood pumping through my arteries and more bloody CD shards on the floor? |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 16:08
| Because they pierce your eardrums, which makes you weaker, and very sad because you can no longer listen to Henry Cow. |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 10 2009 at 16:21
| Double Whopper with cheese + Double 1/4 pounder with cheese = extra hole in belt loop |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 11 2009 at 19:29
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Misquoting others + Bestiality = Vompatti
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 11 2009 at 19:59
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Drinking games + 7 gallons of archers + a camel + chuck norris + MY HOUSE = new year's party '10
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 11 2009 at 20:10
Brokencyde + My ears = MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 12 2009 at 00:13
| Fountain pen + shirt pocket = ruined shirt |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 12 2009 at 04:07
Misquoting others + Bridwithteeth + Panda = "Acrobatics"  -------------
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 12 2009 at 12:54
| Free time + New albums = Hours of listening experiences |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 12 2009 at 17:42
| Pizza + Anchovies = Ruined pizza |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 12 2009 at 18:18
| Ummmmm + oops brains = oil company. |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 12 2009 at 22:00
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zombies + politics = our congress
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 02:19
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Up+fish=trees.
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Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 08:35
| Head + Desk = Ouch |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 11:14
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Green+scorpions=flying elephants
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 11:18
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me + now = spacey also, napkins. |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 11:19
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me+hungry=chicken tender wrap with lettuce, provolone cheese, grilled mushrooms, and spicy ranch
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 12:03
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Face + hand = facepalm
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 12:05
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me+chicken tender wrap with lettuce, provolone cheese, grilled mushrooms, and spicy ranch=me not hungry anymore ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 13:13
| Orange juice + Absolut Citron(in generous quantities) = good time |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:26
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Bombs + Rats = Still Rats |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:30
| Bombs + Water = Still the Waters |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 15:07
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Alcohol + Internet = Literary catastrophe LSD + Noddy = Current 93 Alcohol + Kung-Fu = Jackie Chan Alcohol + Long-time male-female friendship = Awkward awakening ProgArchives + Fanboyism = Your Ultimate Dream Theater / Rush Resource |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 18:45
Fixed -------------
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 00:14
Vompatti + Winona =  ------------- 
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 00:17
| Joel + 4chan = Meme |
Posted By: Pekka
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 00:18
It was funnier like this before it had loaded that pic ------------- http://www.progarchives.com/album.asp?id=42652" rel="nofollow - It's on PA! 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 08:12
And more truthful too. |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 13:35
| Cold weather + clingy fabric = nipple protrusion |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 13:37
| Google image search + medical dictionary = hours of delightful fun |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 13:41
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Vompatti + the comment above = defecation, urination and organs involving those -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 13:43
| fip + the comment above = a fairly limited view of the possibilities of the human body |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 13:47
Vompatti + the comment above = http://fotopocket.nl"> -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 13:48
Vompatti + the post above = 
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 12:43
| The pot + the kettle = black |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 15:31
| hamsters + gerbils = superspecies rodential |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 16:03
| The Flintstones + I Love Lucy = Unrealistic marital issues |
Posted By: T.Rox
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 08:53
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Sheep + Kangaroo = Wooly Jumper ------------- "Without prog, life would be a mistake." ...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 13:02
| Sheep + Dogs + Pigs = Animals |
Posted By: T.Rox
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 19:45
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Animals + WYWH + DSOTM + Meddle + The Wall + ...and so on = Pink Floyd Discography ------------- "Without prog, life would be a mistake." ...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:00
Sheep + Any Colour You Like =
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:01
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^Oh God, so many Kiwi jokes to be made right now -------------
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Posted By: T.Rox
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:02
Sheep + Wellington Boots = Kiwi Bliss  ------------- "Without prog, life would be a mistake." ...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:04
Bring it ProgKiddo. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:07
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Is that a challenge, good sir? -------------
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Posted By: Tsevir Leirbag
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:08
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I'd take it as a challenge.... ------------- Les mains, les pieds balancés Sur tant de mers, tant de planchers, Un marin mort, Il dormira - Paul Éluard |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:10
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:10
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Australia + Rugby = FAIL Australia + Internet = FAIL Australia + Kevin Rudd = FAIL Australia + AC/DC = Bogan Icon Australia + Cultural History = FAIL Australia + Sheep = NZ's primary export product. |
Posted By: Tsevir Leirbag
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:12
How do we call it when we're uncertain if we think it's funny or disturbing...?  ------------- Les mains, les pieds balancés Sur tant de mers, tant de planchers, Un marin mort, Il dormira - Paul Éluard |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:12
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NZ + Having a female prime minister = FAIL!
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+ Sunrise (That news show) is the peak of douchery. -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 27 2009 at 20:13
Ha! Picture is quite clearly from Queensland or Texas (or DERBY UK if the pic title can be trusted) |