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Topic: Countdown thread:In 406 days Miley Cyrus turns 18Posted By: Henry Plainview
Subject: Countdown thread:In 406 days Miley Cyrus turns 18
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 20:54
I recently saw this video, and after feeling like I was going to go to Hell, I realized that such feelings must be right, otherwise they would not be endorsed by Disney. So I am fully embracing these strange new feelings and anxiously awaiting the day when society will no longer judge me for devouring Disney-approved media. Here are some pictures of her to help the time pass until that beautiful day, November 23, 2010.
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Replies: Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 21:03
Which reminds me, how's the rape tunnel story coming along?
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 21:05
I wish I could email this link to Miley Cyrus to see what she thinks of it, but then it might get closed.
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 21:06
A Person wrote:
I wish I could email this link to Miley Cyrus to see what she thinks of it, but then it might get closed.
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 21:06
stonebeard wrote:
Which reminds me, how's the rape tunnel story coming along?
I'm not going to start that until November as part of Nanowrimo. But I'm putting it at the beginning, so you don't have to scroll past a ton of crap to get at it (and at 1500 words/day, I'm sure a lot of it will be crap).
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 04:34
Don't plan on sticking around till then.
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Posted By: mrcozdude
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 04:54
Ouch^
To be honest all I want to do to is punch her Dad.
Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 13:19
I hear ya Henry, it's really not fair what Disney's doing to us with these young girls. Have they no decency?
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Time always wins.
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 14:07
Who cares?
Oh, yeah, now she's legal.
Who cares?
I don't know why but she makes me feel sick. She has a je-ne-sais-quoi which makes her unattractive. Where's America Ferrara when you need a true woman?
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 14:16
Epignosis wrote:
Miley Cyrus always sounds like she has a cold.
And that's all I'm saying about her.
I'm kind of thinking since she's doing her best to sort of divest herself of clothes that maybe she has the flu (fever). So, when she turns 18, then we can all legally have sex with her...?
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:16
Slartibartfast wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Miley Cyrus always sounds like she has a cold.
And that's all I'm saying about her.
I'm kind of thinking since she's doing her best to sort of divest herself of clothes that maybe she has the flu (fever). So, when she turns 18, then we can all legally have sex with her...?
Would you really want to diddle Billy Ray Cyrus's offspring?
Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 00:35
No, that's why I made this thread. Dark forces have been awakened within me, which, fortuitously, can only be contained for approximately 413 more days.
Why did you star sluttier? She's not reading this thread...
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 00:37
Henry Plainview wrote:
No, that's why I made this thread. Dark forces have been awakened within me, which, fortuitously, can only be contained for approximately 413 more days.
Why did you star sluttier? She's not reading this thread...
Oh, I thought it would be automatically star'd anyway.
Edit/ Star'd no longer
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Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 00:39
Well, it's either that a) she's an teenager and therefore horny b) probably thought nothing of it(teenagers are stupid) or c) will end up like gollum:
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 00:41
KoS wrote:
Well, it's either that a) she's an teenager and therefore horny b) probably thought nothing of it(teenagers are stupid) or c) will end up like gollum:
I'm guessing b), but with c) as the inevitable consequence.
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 02:38
stonebeard wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
someone_else wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
someone_else wrote:
If I should find thís interesting then I'm a Roman Polanski-clone.
A talented filmmaker with great vision and remarkably profound insight into the human mind?
No, just an old goat who likes a green leaf now and then. But some green leaves have brown edges before the spring is over...
I have read this post 3 times and I still don't understand what it means.
I think it means Roman Polanski hates summertime. I get tired of it myself pretty quick.
It just means that teenage girls want to be behave like adults far more than back in the days when I was a teenager. And having said this, I leave this thread.
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 02:55
From http://twitter.com/thebrandicyrus - http://twitter.com/thebrandicyrus
@ http://twitter.com/mileycyrus - mileycyrus Madea you have goooooot to go to sleepT! did you know the bag says....
From http://twitter.com/mileycyrus - http://twitter.com/MileyCyrus
@ http://twitter.com/thebrandicyrus - thebrandicyrus Can't. I'm to busy "NODDIN MY HEAD LIKE YEAHHHH MOVIN MY HIPS LIKE YEAHHH" http://bit.ly/ZOO7d - http://bit.ly/ZOO7d Bahahahahahah
I really don't know what that means. But I read more of her twitter and I thought the emo tweets were funny.
You had me at my best baby.... I don't know who I miss more. My old self or you. http://twitter.com/mileycyrus/status/4615137985 - from http://ubertwitter.com/ - UberTwitter
I really miss my old Miley smile. http://twitter.com/mileycyrus/status/4611796487 -
First to reach the stars wins a broken heart. http://twitter.com/mileycyrus/status/3794031562 -
Everyone who is "sick of my emo tweets" - Stop following me! It's not rocket science. Just click "unfollow" http://twitter.com/mileycyrus/status/3468305940 - - 12:19 AM Aug 22ndfrom http://ubertwitter.com/ - UberTwitter
One day the machine that made her worth 24 million dollars overnight will turn against her...
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 03:03
So incredibly lame... I also don't get the lyrics.
What is the point of Twitter anyway?
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 03:12
I think the lyrics are fairly straightforward. It's about sexy dancing at a party.
To virtually stalk famous people.
If I decided to get lost in the sea... Would you even miss me? Just something I was thinking.... http://mypict.me/fYXG - http://mypict.me/fYXG http://twitter.com/mileycyrus/status/3058020269 - - 1:52 PM Jul 31stfrom http://ubertwitter.com/ - UberTwitter
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 03:22
I really hate some people.
Really.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 03:28
Who is this Miley Cyrus you're talking about?
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 03:47
After 50+ years of continuous media manipulation of teen-culture do people really believe that blogs, facebooks and twitter feeds of manufactured corporate idols are really written by the artists themselves? How curious.
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 03:57
Dean wrote:
After 50+ years of continuous media manipulation of teen-culture do people really believe that blogs, facebooks and twitter feeds of manufactured corporate idols are really written by the artists themselves? How curious.
Why on earth would someone fake a twitter? Those posts take like two seconds each, I assume she has some free time throughout the day, and those tweets are not particularly flattering. I actually don't see the point of even faking a blog. Is there a record of anyone actually doing that?
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 04:11
Henry Plainview wrote:
Dean wrote:
After 50+ years of continuous media manipulation of teen-culture do people really believe that blogs, facebooks and twitter feeds of manufactured corporate idols are really written by the artists themselves? How curious.
Why on earth would someone fake a twitter? Those posts take like two seconds each, I assume she has some free time throughout the day, and those tweets are not particularly flattering. I actually don't see the point of even faking a blog. Is there a record of anyone actually doing that?
, sorry Henry, I assumed you were more cynical - aside from the hundreds of fake celebrity accounts, celebrity internet media pages are no different from a fan clubs where teams of people are employed to personally answer each and every fan letter. I'm not claiming that Cyrus's tweets are ghosted, just would be surprised if they weren't.
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 04:16
Dean wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
Dean wrote:
After 50+ years of continuous media manipulation of teen-culture do people really believe that blogs, facebooks and twitter feeds of manufactured corporate idols are really written by the artists themselves? How curious.
Why on earth would someone fake a twitter? Those posts take like two seconds each, I assume she has some free time throughout the day, and those tweets are not particularly flattering. I actually don't see the point of even faking a blog. Is there a record of anyone actually doing that?
, sorry Henry, I assumed you were more cynical - aside from the hundreds of fake celebrity accounts, celebrity internet media pages are no different from a fan clubs where teams of people are employed to personally answer each and every fan letter. I'm not claiming that Cyrus's tweets are ghosted, just would be surprised if they weren't.
I am usually, but that account was verified as real by twitter, and I don't think it's the same thing as answering fanmail.
I also just want to beliiiiiieeeeeeve
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Posted By: terryl
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 05:54
Henry Plainview wrote:
Dean wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
Dean wrote:
After 50+ years of continuous media manipulation of teen-culture do people really believe that blogs, facebooks and twitter feeds of manufactured corporate idols are really written by the artists themselves? How curious.
Why on earth would someone fake a twitter? Those posts take like two seconds each, I assume she has some free time throughout the day, and those tweets are not particularly flattering. I actually don't see the point of even faking a blog. Is there a record of anyone actually doing that?
, sorry Henry, I assumed you were more cynical - aside from the hundreds of fake celebrity accounts, celebrity internet media pages are no different from a fan clubs where teams of people are employed to personally answer each and every fan letter. I'm not claiming that Cyrus's tweets are ghosted, just would be surprised if they weren't.
I am usually, but that account was verified as real by twitter, and I don't think it's the same thing as answering fanmail.
I also just want to beliiiiiieeeeeeve
May I quote one of my favorite band here
I used to trust the media to tell us the truth, tell us the truth. but now i've seen the payoffs everywhere i look who do you trust when everyone's a crook?
I've heard of her and the show, but never seen it. Anyway, I dare put my money on her not monitoring the tweeter and answer everything. Politicians and celebrity work that way.
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: October 06 2009 at 07:39
Henry Plainview wrote:
Dean wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
Dean wrote:
After 50+ years of continuous media manipulation of teen-culture do people really believe that blogs, facebooks and twitter feeds of manufactured corporate idols are really written by the artists themselves? How curious.
Why on earth would someone fake a twitter? Those posts take like two seconds each, I assume she has some free time throughout the day, and those tweets are not particularly flattering. I actually don't see the point of even faking a blog. Is there a record of anyone actually doing that?
, sorry Henry, I assumed you were more cynical - aside from the hundreds of fake celebrity accounts, celebrity internet media pages are no different from a fan clubs where teams of people are employed to personally answer each and every fan letter. I'm not claiming that Cyrus's tweets are ghosted, just would be surprised if they weren't.
I am usually, but that account was verified as real by twitter, and I don't think it's the same thing as answering fanmail.
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 08 2009 at 04:41
mrcozdude wrote:
progkidjoel wrote:
mrcozdude wrote:
progkidjoel wrote:
manofmystery wrote:
So wait, this isn't a countdown to Miley Cyrus being added to Prog Archives?
Unfortunately, the tech/extreme prog team rejected her
Technically she's an extreme souless daughter of a .Does that count?
Well, thats got the two words... So I believe she qualifies
Prepare the biography
Miley Cyrus is one of the prog world's most prominent artists - Through cleverly masking her amazing epics as 3 minute Disney tracks, she has brought international attention and popularity to prog.
Miley's style and individuality it incredibly hard to define; over the years, her style has developed from pop-rock into dark, melodic black metal in the vein of OPETH. Miley's songs feature dark, foreboding vocals and brutally fast melodies which will make one's headspin.
Miley recieved massive influence from her father, Bill Ray Cyrus, who is one of the defining prog artists of the early 90's. His music blended ambience with folk prog, and did so in a way the world will likely never see/hear again.
She is also a stupid redneck like her father.
Reason for inclusion in Tech/Extreme prog metal: Although Miley's spirited music is pop-based, its undeniable atmospheric, eclectic and underlyingly progressive. Miley has influenced millions with her dreary tech metal and will continue to do so for years through her thoroughly built album concepts and denying brilliance.
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: October 08 2009 at 06:15
When Miley Cyrus turns 18 and becomes a bit more independent, I'm sure she going to stop the Disney crap and make very avant-garde music... like a mix of Magma, VDGG and Univers Zero, but in a futuristic style.
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: October 09 2009 at 15:38