Best prog sex moment
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Topic: Best prog sex moment
Posted By: Vibrationbaby
Subject: Best prog sex moment
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 16:28
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I had my best orasms to the great gig in the sky. with the lights down low. ------------- |
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 16:32
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I once had a climax that lasted Klaus Schulze's entire discography. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 16:37
Was anybody else there?
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Vibrationbaby wrote:Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 16:41
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Posted By: Rivertree
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 16:46
please tell an old german fellow what orasms are  - probably I'm not that experienced ...------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Rivertree" rel="nofollow">  |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 16:47
I hate orgasms. 
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 17:08
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What organisms? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 17:12
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You can't dance on prog. You can't use prog as background music. Prog's intricacy makes you focus on the music rather than being able to talk with the partner. Not to mention the partner will usually hate prog. How the hell is prog even capable of getting you to foreplay?  ------------- 
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 17:14
Seriously? ------------- 
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 17:16
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 17:17
Yes, seriously....  |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 17:21
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I'm going to enjoy seeing where this thread goes in the future...
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 17:26
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anyway, when Prog is concerned, the word you are looking for is "aurgasm" ------------- What? |
Posted By: LiquidEternity
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 21:52
That's always the important question. ------------- 
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 22:45
That would be what, all summer? |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 23:03
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Well hell, I'll tell. Me and the missus had a wonderful time during excerpts from Camel's The Snow Goose. It was...something else.  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Kazuhiro
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 23:17
| I thought that it was "The Talking Drum" of KC. |
Posted By: mrcozdude
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 23:56
Ouch Pink Floyd always works.In any situation. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/cozfunkel/" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Rivertree
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 02:05
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... in the meanwhile I feel some vibration, baby ... careful with that axe ... ------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Rivertree" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 02:12
Maybe there's no need to. The Great Gig in the Sky contains a fine female vocal orgasm. This may have an inspiring effect on the listener. ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 02:17
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^ I thought the woman on The Great Gig was dying.
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 02:26
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^No, she is still alive. The name of the woman is Clare Torry. According to Wikipedia, she claimed co-authorship of The Great Gig in 2005 (32 years after its release):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Gig_in_the_Sky#Lawsuit - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Gig_in_the_Sky#Lawsuit -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 02:28
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^ Yep, she gets some royalties now I beleive. Anyway, when I get a girl back to my prog lair, I like to chuck on some Opeth to get me in the mood. They usually run by the first lines of lyrics. But hey, at least I tried, right? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 02:29
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^ No, I meant that the character who's role Clare Torry is playing on The Great Gig is dying (and that's why she's screaming, not because she's having an orgasm).
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Posted By: Pekka
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 02:31
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"The song was called either "The Religion Song" or "The Mortality Sequence" during recording." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gig_In_The_Sky - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gig_In_The_Sky Oh, and also: "Roger Waters said that Clare came into the studio and the group said that "there's no lyrics. It's about dying"."
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 02:31
Try this...
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 02:32
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You see kids, this is why you should read a thread entirely before posting. (Hmm, somehow I don't think so Joel ) |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 06:05
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@Joel, I thought the song's opening was pretty cool, it wasn't too metal, and that guitar sound is just epic for some one like me who grew up in a house where King Crimson's Red is number 1, but after that the song just sucked balls, AKA SCREAMO. ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 06:18
The lyrics are even worse - I have no idea how PsyOpus are considered talented by anyone, really -------------
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 07:24
Daddy, what's an orasm? ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 07:32
Hasn't this joke been done? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 11:15
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Hasn't this? ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 11:30
| Hasn't? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 11:41
| Has? |
Posted By: LiquidEternity
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 11:47
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Almost three pages and no mention of Aphrodite's Child? I'd have to say I've never found a song that makes me laugh out loud more than ∞.
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 12:06
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Mrs L and myself generally find opportunities for rumpy pumpy during the gaps between tracks (and still have time for the cigarette and shower before the drum intro has finished in most cases)
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Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 12:32
(Thanks for that)My laughter probably lasted longer! ------------- Help me I'm falling! |
Posted By: Green Shield Stamp
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 12:50
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The term orasm in indeed rather baffling. Although a neologism, I believe that it is related to the noun orgasm, but the lack of the letter g seems to indicate that it is more to do with oral communication such as oratory or oration. Therefore, a good orasm could mean a satisfying use of sexual language - or to use the colloquial expression 'talking dirty'. Why someone would want to utter a string of sexual profanities whilst listening to Pink Floyd's 'Great Gig in the Sky' is beyond me. Why someone would want to share this information with the great and the good at Prog Archives is even further beyond me. I fear I may have lived a rather sheltered life!
------------- Haiku Writing a poem With seventeen syllables Is very diffic.... |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 12:53
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My guess is an orasm consists of climaxing without the aid of the G-spot...
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Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 13:00
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He said "rumpy pumpy." he he hehehehe. (Actually I'm still laughing out loud) ------------- You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 13:01
| I never use progressive rock to create a background for sex. I prefer free jazz or grindcore. |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 13:09
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When the opportunity arises, the last thing on my mind is the notion of stopping long enough to search through the CD collection looking for an appropriate sound track. ------------- What? |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 29 2009 at 22:23
FTW Also, my personal favorite music for sex has to be Sunn O))) |