Question game - Episode III
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Topic: Question game - Episode III
Posted By: St.Cleve Chronicle
Subject: Question game - Episode III
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 11:00
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Here we go again... What's that? |
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 13:22
| Isn't it obvious to you? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 13:22
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Why do you not recognize my peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 13:28
| Could it be because it is toasted and has bacon on it? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 13:38
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Would that make it a toasted BPB&J?
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 13:46
| Now who would put Bacon on a PB&J? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 13:50
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An elephant perhaps?
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 14:05
| Where would the elephant get the bacon? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 14:05
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Wouldn't he buy it from the supermarket run by hyenas?
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 14:08
| Did I write this just to make it to the first page? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 14:25
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Isn't that what you're supposed to want to do with a new thread?
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Posted By: LandofLein
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 19:32
| I thought you were supposed to post to get toward 99 posts and the prestigious title of senior member? |
Posted By: Neurotarkus
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 22:02
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Why do I always come late to parties and wearing a lampshade?
------------- "I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!" -Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
Posted By: St.Cleve Chronicle
Date Posted: July 20 2009 at 05:34
| What do you usually do before the parties? |
Posted By: Neurotarkus
Date Posted: July 20 2009 at 10:05
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Pick out a designer lampshade for the party?
------------- "I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!" -Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
Posted By: St.Cleve Chronicle
Date Posted: July 20 2009 at 10:10
| Aren't you sure? |
Posted By: Neurotarkus
Date Posted: July 20 2009 at 11:13
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How can I be sure of anything, seeing as I do not know all about the universe, thus I cannot technically be sure this whole life isn't just a crappy sitcom on FOX?
------------- "I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!" -Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 20 2009 at 12:02
| Where's the mustard? |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 20 2009 at 12:24
| Where did you see it for the last time? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 20 2009 at 13:37
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Wasn't it smeared all over your couch?
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 20 2009 at 18:23
| Does my couch look like a hot dog? |
Posted By: Neurotarkus
Date Posted: July 20 2009 at 20:32
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Is that risque?
------------- "I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!" -Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 21 2009 at 03:14
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Is "risque" similar to the board game "Risk"? ------------- 
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 21 2009 at 12:49
| Doesn't "Risk" have to do with stock and commodity trading? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 21 2009 at 15:02
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Can I trade my plastic cup collection on the stock market? -------------
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 21 2009 at 19:00
| Is your plastic cup collection worth a hot-dog? |
Posted By: Silly
Date Posted: July 21 2009 at 19:25
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By hot dog do you mean that stain on my couch? ------------- +OlLiE |
Posted By: Neurotarkus
Date Posted: July 21 2009 at 19:28
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are hot dogs good sources of gold, which I use to pay the elves under my bed to do my laundry and keep the black knight away from my salad bar, which he has recently been ransacking due to his constant exercise lifestyle requiring a lot of good old fashioned pillaging, and while that may be illegal, the black knight is simply a personification of all our deepest, most desperate fears, and thus he is above the law, much like every celebrity to ever commit a crime, such assault and battery, which is definitely illegal here in the States, which were founded when the British taxed us too much, so, unlike today, the colonists got up out of their not-yet-invented recliners and decided to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!?!?!?!
------------- "I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!" -Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 21 2009 at 21:24
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Huh?
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 01:12
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Hmm? -------------
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Posted By: Lodij van der Graaf
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 01:38
| Have you ever steal your neighbor's sunglasses and threw it up in the gutter, then you see rats brought it to their gang's headquarter? |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 01:51
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Who told you about that? -------------
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 02:16
| President Obama? |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 02:26
| Paper or plastic? |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 03:18
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What size of paper? -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 03:28
| Is that the new embossed paper with the little kitty-cats? |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 03:34
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Which Kitty-cats? -------------
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 08:22
| Does "kitty-cats" have a comparable phrase for dogs? |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 10:18
| Is 'Kitty-cat' a new slang word for hot-dogs? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 12:24
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What about the fire ants? Don't they have their own, much cooler slang phrase?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 12:52
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Wouldn't fire ants have a hotter slang phrase? ------------- 
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Posted By: Lodij van der Graaf
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 13:08
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Which one's hotter, coffee or lemon lime? ------------- Grace is a name, like Chastity, like Lucifer, like mine!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 13:28
| What kind of Lemon-lime? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 13:42
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I don't remember Lemon-Lime being a color from the 64-color box of Crayola Crayons, do you?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 13:47
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Should lemon lime have been one of the original 64 Crayola crayon colors? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 13:51
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Aren't all colors in life based on the colors found in the 64-box of Crayola crayons?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 13:54
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Aren't most guys colors schemes limited to the colors of the rainbow? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 13:56
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What if some of us are more specific about shades of colors? -------------
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 13:58
Would it be wrong of me to question your masculinity?  -------------
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:00
How could you afford the Crayola 64-color box??? 
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:01
At least your mom thinks I'm masculine enough?  -------------
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rushfan4 wrote:Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:02
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Is that what my mom told your mom when she was over here the other day wearing combat boots? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:05
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How long have our moms been friends?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:06
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Seriously though, the last time that I saw your mom was in March of 1989; how is she doing? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:08
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Would you believe she's gone and gotten a PhD in astro-physical engineering?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:09
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Would that make your mom an A.P.E.? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:10
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You mean a C.H.I.M.P?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:11
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Wasn't Erik Estrada a C.H.I.M.P? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:12
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Doesn't Erik Estrada know a few Spanish words?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:19
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Didn't Erik Estrada run for mayor of some Spanish speaking town? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:20
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Was it a town in Spain or a town in Mexico? Or perhaps one in Venezuela? -------------
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:21
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To which country did your mom run away with Erik Estrada? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:28
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Doesn't Erik Estrada hop on pogo sticks instead of running?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:35
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Has Erik Estrada ever run with the bulls in Pamplona? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:41
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Has he ever run while carrying a bull?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:42
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Does he drink Red Bull before running? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 14:45
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Does Red Bull give him wings?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 15:13
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Don't you think that those Red Bull commercials are some of the worst commercials that have ever been made? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 15:15
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What about the Progressive auto insurance ones?
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 15:15
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Doesn't Vompatti have a thing for the Progressive insurance chick? -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 15:17
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What exactly is this "thing" that you refer to?
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 15:35
| Will you stop suggesting dirty, nasty things? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 15:41
How is washing cars a dirty, nasty thing? 
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 15:54
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Were the cars dirty and nasty before being washed? -------------
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 16:07
| How can you know a car is nasty? |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 16:08
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Have you ever read Stephen King's Christine, or seen the movie? -------------
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 16:43
| Yes, I did, but is it a proper answer or just an example? |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 04:23
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Whats the difference? -------------
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Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 07:36
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Who said there is a difference? ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 14:57
| What difference does it make whether there's a difference or not? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 15:54
| Which difference is different? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 15:56
| Indifference? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 20:25
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Incompetence and indifference? Or is it incontinence and and indifference? -------------
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 01:30
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Is in Continence the opposite of Incontinence? -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 01:33
| Why is incompetence frowned upon? |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 01:36
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How does one frown upon something? -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 01:46
| How does something frown upon one? |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 02:06
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How should I know?! -------------
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Posted By: Neurotarkus
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 09:13
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Why is everyone here discriminating against fat, perverted, yodeling mountains, while we could be banding together and winning the vote for our respective candidates, who, it has been proven, are all apparently crooks, thanks to our underfunded school system and our relative lack of perpetual teaching devices, which shall always come and bite us in the back of the noggin', even as we set up alarms and other warning devices in our homes, which are soon torn down by obnoxious burglars with tear gas and other tasty sandwich-related facts, which I occasionally google with a mouthful of fragrant lemon Pledge, which is in major demand in the more isolated portions of Mexico, a small nation to the south of the United States, the land of kangaroos and Galapagos Penguins, which really make good eatin' on a Bastille Day Harvest Festival, which was outlawed by German Voodoo practitioners in 1957 after a long, hard fight with a racist elephant?
------------- "I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!" -Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 10:58
| How do I reply to a question with that many words in it? |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 11:10
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Can't you do a little effort to reply???
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 11:38
| Where can I get a lot of money in a few hours or less? |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 11:40
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Have you tried robbing a bank lately? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 11:44
| What if I'm too shy to enter a bank? |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 11:50
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Did you think I meant a sperm bank? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 11:54
| Why would anyone want to rob a sperm bank? |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 11:55
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Why would anybody be embarassed to go into a regular bank? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 11:58
| What if I'm afraid that someone might mistake me for a capitalist? |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 12:01
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By capitalist, do you mean someone who is the opposite of e.e. cummings? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 12:05
Sperm bank . . . e. e. cummings . . . a coincidence? 
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