Silly Story, mark II
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Topic: Silly Story, mark II
Posted By: Shakespeare
Subject: Silly Story, mark II
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:25
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I find the other silly story to be overly silly, and any meaning at all is instantly lost completely. Here's a different take on the same game. This time, the members can post up a full sentence (run-on sentences allowed, liberally). Doesn't have to be completely coherent, just not utterly (and I hate this term, I really do) "random". Now I begin. Harold, the youngest of his kind, was a bird trapper. |
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Posted By: Tuzvihar
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:30
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And he lived in a hut on the tallest tree in the forest.
------------- "Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent." Charles Bukowski |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:44
| One day the branch he most usually used for climbing was gone when he returned to his tree, and he had no means of getting home. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:50
| but now he is trying to build a confortable deluxe wigwam |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:53
| Nowhere near the previous tree. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:58
| but now he has problems with the ants,snakes,bears,mosquitoes,wolfs,cockroachs...and the sh*t of birds,iguanas and monkeys |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:00
| "I need a change of scenery" he declares dynamically to the sky, when at that moment something amazing occurred. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:02
| a miracle?...no one sh*t of bird hit his face |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:06
| "Damn this cruel life" he cried passionately, before burying his now drawn dagger deep into his body. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:11
| but after he die ,,but the heaven was closed,and the hell too ,he must live again but the problem continue |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:14
| In a few months of having homes destroyed, scrounging up the cash to try again, he went again for the suicide thing when suddenly he had a change of heart. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:22
| now he is a good person,,he loves the animals and the sh*t ,now he has brilliant ideas |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:23
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Even the kangaroos agree. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:28
| We can help you with our hard,pestilents sh*ts for annex the bricks of your new wigwam |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:30
| "Finally!" he cried "That wigwam that I've wanted to be laid in for years by my hot co-worker at the bird farm!" |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:34
| but there are problems with wc,electricity,water,gas,...and flies (fragance of sh*t) and said I am boring I NEED A WOMAN TOO...!!!!!...and just in this moment appear one beautiful chimpanzee....oohh my God I am not alone now BUT |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:39
| This is a much hairier, much more primitive thing than a woman. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:44
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But after all more important are the feelings...and I live the moment so.... |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 22:02
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...at that moment, the spaceship from Tau Ceti arrived with its usual cargo of efferming beans and packets of lemon Spangles. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 22:07
| Our hero was met with a dazzling spectacles of cheap packaged foods, all landing outside the house. The ape went ape! |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 23:32
| now the poor (his name is Dick crotum) that live in a humid mosquito infected land is trying to find a machette for kill each one ignoring that was an error and cut his own member trying to kill a mosquito..poor banana picker...now the chimpanzee cry |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: August 11 2007 at 23:45
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all the night, but nobody care about it. The destruction of the heart of the sun was the reason of all of this events, still... ------------- 
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 12 2007 at 08:25
| something didn't seem right about his affair with Ricochet, even if his chimp would never discover them. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 12 2007 at 10:42
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And the chimp would discover them, for it was a clever chimp, the first
chimp ever to fully understand the ambiguity of the sentence "I sold my children
for food." * *(Compare: "I sold it for money." "They were sold for slaves.") |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 12 2007 at 11:38
| SO one day, while our hero birdcatcher was about to score first base with Rico, the chimp walks in and shouts something in monkey-talk, which only the birdcatcher understood. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 12 2007 at 13:51
| And this is what the chimp said: |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 12 2007 at 17:44
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I .feel strange and without menstruation.....my tits are more big now!!!!!!!...........
.. now like said nostradamus the chimp is pregnant ,and begin the new age of planet of the apes
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Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: August 14 2007 at 00:11
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and the humans start to create robots so they can fight the apes, but the robots doesnt obey the humans at all, so...
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 14 2007 at 03:45
| the apes team up with the robots and develop a new race of super ape robots. |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 14 2007 at 09:48
| And while all this happened, The birdcatcher had reached 2nd bass with Rico. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 14 2007 at 20:38
| and the ape terminator |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 15 2007 at 03:59
| got to 3rd base with both the birdcatcher and Rico. |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: August 15 2007 at 04:04
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All of a sudden,the base began to decend into what,at first, looked a large empty cavern... ------------- 
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 15 2007 at 04:07
| ...but soon turned out to be the mouth of a huge sea monster. |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: August 15 2007 at 04:13
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Littered about the floor,which turned out to be a tongue, and stalagmite-like teeth were hundreds of baseballs and monkey heads -------------
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 15 2007 at 13:26
| yeah ,reduced monkey heads,that are a part of macabre ritual of the members of very old secret society of savages of the dangerous jungle in the middle |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 15 2007 at 21:17
| Suddenly, Rico yelled "Enough! You're being childish" and he ended the war. And that's the story of how Rico became so awesome. The end. New story? Ready go. |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: August 18 2007 at 00:33
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Everybody ask to the Allmighty Viajero Astral about how he can get all the ladies, his secret was...
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Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 18 2007 at 01:09
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The deodorant AXE with ferormones |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: August 18 2007 at 18:26
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mixed with some LSD and orange juice. Still some people try to create their own...
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2007 at 16:54
| mixtures where they replace LSD with randomly selected mushrooms, but... |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 19 2007 at 17:44
| but what is this ? a deodorant that smells like chinese rice with mushrooms and orange duck?...and turn on the girls ,that |
Posted By: Komodo dragon
Date Posted: August 19 2007 at 20:15
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just can't be the truth, screamout his mind in ------------- 
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Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 01:08
| the theory of how began the life in the earth 3500000000 years before Christ,when one Alien of the space made sh*t in the nude rock called earth...and the bacterias of the sh*t invaded all the earth and thats mean that all the life began with the sh*t |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 15:24
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so they workship the allmighty sh*t.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 15:41
| One day the alien sh*t god looked at the world and saw that it was sh*t, so he decided to destroy everything by drowning it in sh*t. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 15:58
| but one big trasatlantic made with wood and sh*t ,with selected vip people and animals with a big producers of sh*t like elephants,hippopotamus and cows with diarrhea ,made possible |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 16:10
| for the finest sh*t to survive the huge sh*t flood and rebuild the world of sh*t. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 19:02
| but after the good sh*t appear...appear other sh*t the worst of all the sh*ts ..a diabolical sh*t ... |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 19:14
| And the god looked upon this new creation and said "it is sh*t". |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 20 2007 at 22:21
| but millions and millions and millions of flies eated madly and quickly all the sh*t and said ummmm more more more i like it |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 21 2007 at 03:33
| But soon all sh*t was eaten and there was nothing left but flies, so the flies had to start eating their own sh*t, which everyone thought tasted like sh*t. |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 21 2007 at 08:59
| Then sudden God came down and said "What the sh*t are you doing?" and made earth. |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: August 21 2007 at 09:04
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And; On the seventh day,He wrestled...with a problem -------------
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 21 2007 at 10:42
| and said this sh*t happened before and sh*t will happens until armaggedon..I hope but.. |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: August 22 2007 at 02:18
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everybody doesnt pay atention, until now, when everybody scream "Holy sh*t" and the world start to...
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Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 22 2007 at 02:42
| rile God ,he was very riled...with the eternal sh*t of the earth...now he thinks in an utopic Universe 100% free of sh*t.....but is not easy.... he was thinking in a solution or remedy for the sh*t.....not toilette paper of course..... he wants a f**king new world,..with f**king new people,.f**king new animals,..f**king new plants.a f**king universe.... |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 24 2007 at 17:35
| so he replaced the sh*tty world with a new f**king world, where everyone would just f**k and not sh*t at all. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 25 2007 at 19:04
| but now there are f**king people,f**king contamination.f**k.f**k..f**k..f**k.............etc f**k.... |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 26 2007 at 04:52
| well he is frustrated and want |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 26 2007 at 16:37
| to go to sleep and never wake up again. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 26 2007 at 23:37
| zzz....zzzzzz.....zzzzzzz........zzzzzzz..............zzzzzzz........ |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: August 27 2007 at 21:59
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: August 27 2007 at 22:12
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That is, until a big sign fell from the sky saying "THE END!" Now, the people of earth were very intriguing and scared by this sign, so they decided to.................... |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 27 2007 at 22:17
| explore other planets and |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 28 2007 at 02:26
| boldly go where no man has gone before. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 28 2007 at 03:52
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to spread out the sh*t and f**k |
Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: August 28 2007 at 03:54
| like an animal. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: August 28 2007 at 09:08
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the name of this world is |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: August 29 2007 at 13:38
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unpronouncable in all human tongues except that one African language where the click and cluck a lot ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 29 2007 at 13:46
| because the name is clclkcuuklcuklulculcuiculiclkccuklcluckuliuckculick. |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: August 29 2007 at 17:46
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An thats just an abreviation. The last place where our heroes ...
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Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: September 15 2007 at 19:55
| spread the bacterias |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 16 2007 at 08:20
| was a tiny village called GRUGG near the city of BLUBULE, the capital of EIIBOEIBO. |
Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: September 16 2007 at 08:48
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A rather peaceful and industrial city known for its ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 16 2007 at 09:12
| many delightful statues, such as |
Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: September 16 2007 at 09:38
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the one called The Bust of -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 16 2007 at 10:15
| an Overweight Elderly Lady Nude, and the all time favourite called |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: September 17 2007 at 02:04
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"Coprofago", the second part of the "Look what I've Eaten and Remained Living" trilogy by the highly self-loved existentialist ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 17 2007 at 02:37
| philosopher and sculptor Gerard Inept III, who was rather famous for his |
Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: September 17 2007 at 06:09
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rear end jig-a-jig dance. So famous it started a war between -------------
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: September 18 2007 at 00:51
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the sheets. There were no survivors except ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: September 18 2007 at 01:48
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for a solitary dodo bird which is now considered -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 18 2007 at 02:16
| the Son of The Almighty Dodo God and His beautiful mistress named Deirdre. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: September 22 2007 at 21:34
| that now is a pornstar |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 22 2007 at 21:55
| Suddenly, the topic was changed |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 06:37
| which made the creator of the original topic so furious that he grabbed a chainsaw and started slicing the new topic into shreds. |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: September 27 2007 at 22:24
| but the topic |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: September 28 2007 at 02:33
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became infinite sub-topics which new tome could contain without ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: October 21 2007 at 15:35
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