Kiss of death
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Topic: Kiss of death
Posted By: mrgd
Subject: Kiss of death
Date Posted: June 13 2007 at 19:40
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I'm starting to get some kind of complex. A high percentage of my limited posts on various threads on this site seem to be the final word , with so many such threads tailing off down the list of oblivion following an mrgd post. Perhaps only I and the thread author who may check from time to time to see what's happening on their thread would pick this up.
I've tried knowledge ,humour, bland opinion, strident opinion, worthy criticism, unworthy criticism, nonsense, out and out provocation, hints of disrespect, praise, measured debate, mild haranguing, bigotry, condescension, unmitigated fawning, information and , God forbid, fact, to mention but a few. All this without arguably not one single breach of the protocols. But, on the whole, so often these pearls of wisdom end up being all there is? So has anyone got any suggestions for me ? What posting tactics should I employ? Sure, I can think of some obvious one's , like 'don't be last', or even the most potentially hurtful response , ie. no response at all . That would mean not only would my posts be the 'kiss of death', so would my thread subject......... Oh, you guys can be so cruel!!!! Don't do it to me, please, not again......... ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
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Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: June 13 2007 at 19:47
Spamming is the way to go!  
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Posted By: debrewguy
Date Posted: June 14 2007 at 13:24
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Try quoting every post in your "riposte" ...
------------- "Here I am talking to some of the smartest people in the world and I didn't even notice,” Lieutenant Columbo, episode The Bye-Bye Sky-High I.Q. Murder Case. |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 14 2007 at 13:33
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Did someone post? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: June 14 2007 at 18:41
+1 omglol
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progismylife wrote:Posted By: AngelRat
Date Posted: June 14 2007 at 18:49
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Sometimes I prefer peanut butter. -------------  |
Posted By: T.Rox
Date Posted: June 14 2007 at 19:05
Just *bump* the thread ... that sometimes works  ------------- "Without prog, life would be a mistake." ...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 14 2007 at 21:45
New Page! -------------   |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 14 2007 at 21:45
Crap. That didn't work nearly as well as it expected. ------------- |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 14 2007 at 21:46
Haha, when I tried to post that, I got this: Error: Message Not Posted Spamming is not permitted! You have exceeded the number of posts permitted in the time span. Please try again later. ------------- |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 15 2007 at 07:01
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is this one of the posts you meant? -> http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=33827&PID=2544841#2544841 - http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=33827&PID=2544841#2544841 ------------- What? |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 19:23
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TO DARQDEAN:
Nice!!! Woops, I wasn't going to ..........ooohhhhh, sh1t!!!! ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 19:24
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Save!!! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 20:22
Ok, NOW new page! ------------- |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 20:23
I give up. ------------- |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 20:27
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^ I guess you haven't worked out that a new page won't happen for another 5 posts yet (after this one) ------------- What? |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 20:55
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Or maybe I was aware of that and I was just spamming.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 20:55
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^ nah. ------------- What? |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 20:59
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I was just gonna say that! Stop stealing my posts! ------------- |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 21:00
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See, Mr. GD? You didn't kill this thread--it got hijacked!
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Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 21:08
New page!  ------------- Guigo ~~~~~~ |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 17 2007 at 21:09
That was uncalled for. ------------- |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: June 18 2007 at 00:37
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Isn't this just wonderful..........and if I say it in a kind of higher pitched pompous voice, I'm sounding [ and behaving] like 'Kryten', without the angular head.
My goodness, i'm getting reckless now.........You guys !!! [If you disagree, please tell me so - for reasons that should not have to be explained]. ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: June 18 2007 at 02:37
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Yeah, look I agree, it's getting sillier now. Let's just end it here. ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: June 18 2007 at 02:48
I disagree; it's not silly enough! Wait--
 Okay. We're good now. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 18 2007 at 03:44
Genius!  ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 18 2007 at 03:51
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I disagree, I think Greg Lake is a fine bass player and... oh, sorry,wrong thread
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 18 2007 at 04:36
ROFFLMFAO !!!
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Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: June 19 2007 at 00:47
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TO ATAVACHRON:
At the risk of...........I just had to say, like your work!!! ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: June 21 2007 at 03:30
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So, it was nice while it lasted . Now i'm pouting and puckering up with arsenic laden lips for the big embrace..................mmwwuuuuuhhhh ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 21 2007 at 04:04
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Can I be the last post here? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 21 2007 at 04:46
I see no reason why not ------------- What? |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 21 2007 at 05:03
Thanks!  ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 21 2007 at 05:30
Aw shucks  ------------- What? |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 21 2007 at 05:33
You know what? For being such a magnaminous chap, you can have the pleasure of posting the last post!  ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: June 27 2007 at 00:33
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Gee thanks...... Oh, I see , it wasn't meant to be me.....or was it?
[My moustacheo'd imprint has been left on a few recently to further prove my point, to such an extent that I'm very tempted just to give them a bump and seal it with a kiss ie. K.O.D. So folks , beware of the dreaded K.O.D. on your thread. It simply will not be necessary for me to post anything else, least of all an opinion]. ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: June 27 2007 at 00:40
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... So I said that's no subatomic subsance, THAT'S MY WIFE" yeah I find that one pretty... DAMMIT! ------------- 
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Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 27 2007 at 01:06
LOLZ! ------------- |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 27 2007 at 01:07
Do me a favor: Whenever you see a Dream Theater poll, immediately post your opinion on that thread. Regardless of whether you actually care (not that anybody actually does anyway....). ------------- |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 27 2007 at 01:08
I agree, he should get the last word. ------------- |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 27 2007 at 01:08
NEW PAGE!  
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Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: June 27 2007 at 01:16
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So... what are you guys talking about here? ------------- 
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Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: June 27 2007 at 01:19
what they are:
 -------------  <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR] |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: June 27 2007 at 22:45
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TO RILEYDOG22: Re DT.
I have overwhelming ethical considerations when using the K.O.D. signature as a weapon of intentional mass termination, but when considering the merits of your proposal, suffice it to say, not even I may be troubled by the execution thereof. [In other words, great idea mate]!! P.S. [and not K.O.D.] I'm sure we can think of a few others. ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: June 28 2007 at 00:33
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It could also be applied to those "Hackett or Howe" polls that shoot up every three days or so, and any thread refering to the top 100 albums (e.g. "Should Selling England be number one or should Close to the Edge have the spot?"). You could be as valuable for closing superfluous threads as the admin team!* *Note to the admins: Keep up the good work! ------------- |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: June 28 2007 at 01:42
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Yeah, and all the 'the best' of this or that or at this or that, the Genesis era polls and any involving that ol' geezer Phil and, of course, the 'A Passion Play' v. any other Tull album polls gives us a real start.
And just in case admins are sussing it out, we won't have to be as vulgar as to use the actual K.O.D. acronym[although it should be produced when appropriate], I can just post up one of my famous non- controversial, humourless, otiose or benign offerings and the jobs done. It'll just bore the sh*t out of them. Just have a look at poor old Progbaby's Favourite Fruupp album poll and Eerichtho's Favourite Prog keyboardists poll, I friggin' well dispatched them in no time at all.........and then there's Kurpij's Best Prog rock bass player poll and Natural Science's Corea/Fleck observations, I bored the crap out of everyone with them and they're still nailed to the floor. Just point me in the right direction and they're gone man!!!! ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 02 2007 at 19:47
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KO'D ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: laplace
Date Posted: July 02 2007 at 19:54
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the above "KO'D" makes me think of Kayo Dot, and that makes me think that I just thought of something we could argue about. =)
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Posted By: laplace
Date Posted: July 02 2007 at 19:57
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~or~ People know how to respond to bland me toos and obvious opinions - they usually just ignore them and carry on as if they had the first post, whereas if you weave a little more subtlety and wit into your posts, people are often left at a loss. Think of it this way: thanks to their admiration of your peculiar posting style, you can take the breath of so many people away, right out of their fingers! ------------- FREEDOM OF SPEECH GO TO HELL |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 03 2007 at 00:37
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It's otherwise known as paralysis.
Now, I should add that the K.O.D. theory is being tested as we speak on some mind-numbing poll comparing Family with Gentle Giant......as if.... Now, will I get the last word in [ or ,in this case, acronym ] ????? ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 03 2007 at 05:45
That's a no then
You should have checked to see if the thread hadn't already been hijacked. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: July 03 2007 at 10:21
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Your Mom's so fat she.... (sigh) -------------
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Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 03 2007 at 19:17
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Goddamit........I'm lost!! ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: July 03 2007 at 19:36
Aren't we all? 
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 03 2007 at 22:30
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that's absurd, their second album is by far their best and you obviously haven't... oh, wrong thread again, my appologies
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Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 04 2007 at 02:25
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Now, I've just returned to that F v. GG poll and posted one of the most bland and sincere sounding [I did say sounding ] contributions you could ever wish to see. It's certain to be curtains for that thread now.
It's one of those posts you scan quickly and say to yourself- 'I'll be stuffed, is this all they've got left to talk about- BORING', and of course, you move on. Yes, yes........a truly terminal embrace. Curtains for sure!!! ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 04 2007 at 02:43
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TO ATAVACHRON:
Foiled again, you person born out of wedlock [and I mean that in the nicest possible way]!!!! ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 04 2007 at 03:15
I'm definitely losing it........'The Whistler' responded to that post anyway, if you can call it a response . Can you believe it? 
Now, the last hieroglyphic is my attempt at the 'dead' emoticon.......in this case, I never had it to lose. ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: July 04 2007 at 03:19
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Hey...that hurts... I can't believe I'm being blasted by the dude who's talking to himself....can you? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: July 04 2007 at 03:21
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Nope. ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 04 2007 at 03:28
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And I thought it was just me........Yeah, now that does hurt. ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: July 04 2007 at 03:30
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Well, buck up! At least you didn't have to bump this thread before anyone else responded in it! ...Uh, you didn't have to do that, right? ------------- "There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: July 04 2007 at 10:54
| I love that movie! |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 04 2007 at 19:12
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TO THE WHISTLER:
Ummm........Yes  ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: July 05 2007 at 00:58
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Whoa did you see what that asian eater guy did today CRAZY S*** MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: July 05 2007 at 01:33
| No, was he bald? |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 05 2007 at 20:17
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Lipsync ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: July 05 2007 at 20:50
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No he ate like 67 hotdogs in like fifteen minuetes! CRAZY! -------------
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Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: July 05 2007 at 20:53
Wonder how many minutes it took him to chuck them all back up. ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 05 2007 at 22:00
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La Grande Bouffe. If he survived we may not want to hear about it.......... ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: July 05 2007 at 23:58
Yeah, so this thread is pretty much the best thing ever now.
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Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 00:05
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^ Holy crap that guy is gonna eat that kid! We better get Tony R's avatar horse to kill it! -------------
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Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 00:08
NO ITS HIS TIME JUST LET HIM GO
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 08:10
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mr_Creosote.PNG">  ------------- What? |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 11:44
Better bring a bucket... |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 08 2007 at 20:19
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....it's only wafer-thin......and the rest, as they say, is history.......as I suggest so is this thread ! ! ! ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: July 08 2007 at 22:21
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I can make a paper airplane out of titanium... no joke... -------------
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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 13:50
*bump* 
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 17:00
Watch where you are going! That was my  king knee! ------------- What? |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: July 12 2007 at 00:19
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My bad dawg -------------
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Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 12 2007 at 03:28
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ate his face when I told him not to and ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: July 16 2007 at 13:52
| Hello? Hello? Anybody here? |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 16 2007 at 16:03
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no, we're all over there. ------------- What? |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 16 2007 at 19:24
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Is there anybody out there.........
Yes, DARQ., in the live review of Roger Waters thread, that was one such post.....but I must be losing the KOD touch [soft and passionate as indeed it always is] as someone has added a post script, or is it a scripted post? Anyway, there are now post posts afterall! ! ! [Enough with all the 'afters' already, it aint PM yet, at least in my part of the world - but it may be post meridiem elsewhere - is it]? Who cares - KOD.......now! ! ! ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 16 2007 at 19:33
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Oh no, it's Post Midnight here. (00:33) ------------- What? |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: July 16 2007 at 20:29
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Yes, someone please kiss this thread. Oops, I mean kill. Or kill me. One or the other. (Kiss me? No, that would be highly dangerous)... Ahem. I speak nonsense. |
Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 16 2007 at 20:29
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Was that a post midnight post or a post post post midnight. Either way, it's not the last post........as with the going down of the sun, we will remember them. ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 00:33
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Pucker up! -------------
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Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 19 2007 at 21:42
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MMMMMMWWWWAAAAAAHH........
Wow, that wasn't bad........ ...and I'm a happily married man...........woops 'The Hare Who Lost His Spectacles' is a witty and clever theatrically influenced interlude which breaks the mood and lightens the demands the piece, in it's entirety, places on the listener, in it's all embracing challenge to the bounds of progressive music of the time which, if it were not for this fullsome work, was in danger of becoming artistically ho- hum. [ Now, that ought to do it. No one's going to want to go near this.....and can you blame them. You bloody beauty, the KOD lives and I can be saved from further embarrasment]! ! ! ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 20 2007 at 06:51
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Ha! I see what you did there, trying to derail this thread by actually discussing something related to music. You'll never catch us out wih your highfalutin ways and your clever clever words, there will always be some one somewhere on this forum who would be prepared to argue the diametric opposite of whatever statement you chose to make and thus defibulate the heart of this dying thread.
I for one, for example, could categorically state that Ian Anderson wouldn't recognise the rythmic purity of the iambic pentameter if it bit him on the nose, so constructed this meandering dolop of miasmaic nonsense purely for the benefit of self-gratification and the love of his own voice.
But of course, I wouldn't say any such thing because that would be an illicit provocation tantamount to deliberate taunting for the purpose of soliciting a counter-response incitement.
And anyway - hare had a spare pair - which renderes the whole piece both superfluous and redundant both metaphysically and logically.
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Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: July 20 2007 at 22:24
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ugggh
this thread WAS fun... -------------
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Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 22 2007 at 20:33
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Guilty of 'counter response incitements'........moi?
I'm only trying to let this thread terminally defribulate itself into oblivion, in peace. So something about Genesis selling out, Hackett v. Howe should do it, since the APP Tull and 'hare' thing did n't work. Hang on a sec.........a disclaimer! That'll do it , it always does . Why didn't I think of it before and put everyone out of their misery sooner. It's the epitome of redundant rubbish. Who responds to what's written on the back of their dry cleaning ticket, their undercover car park or ferry ticket . Absolutely no-one, so here goes.........] DISCLAIMER: The views expressed on this purile thread are those held by the respective authors and do not represent the views held by the management, owners or corporate sponsors of this entity whose support we now and forever steadfastly acknowledge, provided however, that consumers and participaters clearly acknowledge that the aforementioned parties are to be held in no way responsible or liable in any manner whatsoever for any loss, damage, injury or insult occasioned by the unsavoury, mischievous or otherwise vexatious contributions of the said authors contributing to this forum.] [ Yes.... a few 'saids', 'aforementioneds', 'whatsoevers' and the masterstroke, a proviso - this is absolutely mind numbing stuff, better than those Hackett v. Howe polls - R.I.P, K.O.D. , this time for sure]. ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: bluetailfly
Date Posted: July 22 2007 at 20:38
You know, I respect what you're doing here. It takes guts to say "hey, I'm don't get why my posts always end threads, and I refuse to let it turn me off to this website, what can I do to reverse this trend" (I think I've paraphrased it accurately). I for one will always attempt to make sure your threads don't become the final word on any post. Granted I may miss a few, but you can rest assured I'm there, ready to unburden you of that experience.  ------------- "The red polygon's only desire / is to get to the blue triangle." |
Posted By: 1800iareyay
Date Posted: July 22 2007 at 20:43
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I know how to end this thread. Genesis' downfall can be contributed to the ongoing failure of the war in Iraq. Gabriel, foreseeing the wanton destruction, quit the band in order to enjoy the last few decades with his family. He later recounted his vision to Steve Hackett. Also, Bush says that synthesizers give terrorists easy access to inferior copies of weapons.
I believe the prog-related forum should be removed because it will lead to more and more related discussions until we start typing about ANYTHING that pops into our heads.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 22 2007 at 20:46
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That's easy for you to say, but what about the poor little kittens?
Hadn't thought of that had you? ------------- What? |
Posted By: 1800iareyay
Date Posted: July 22 2007 at 20:50
| How dare you think I haven't though of the kittens. Every time someone makes a vs. poll, god kills a kitten. In some landfil in Wyoming there is a small mountain of kittens with a giant sign bearing the Dream Theater logo |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: July 23 2007 at 10:26
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Posted By: mrgd
Date Posted: July 23 2007 at 23:16
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The Theatre of Feline Dreams.
Acting upon that thought, I have just put this thread into a sugar bag with a brick, tied off the top with rope and thrown it into the Ross River. Why? I remind you of the thread title . I just want to end it all .......now...........MEEOOWW. ------------- Looking still the same after all these years... mrgd |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: July 24 2007 at 00:15
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I voted Bush -------------
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Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: July 24 2007 at 11:44
| It's just in: Gabriel-era Genesis gives you cancer, just like oxygen, aspartame and cattle. |