HUMOR: Fantasy Effects Pedals
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Topic: HUMOR: Fantasy Effects Pedals
Posted By: The Owl
Subject: HUMOR: Fantasy Effects Pedals
Date Posted: February 03 2005 at 14:02
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Check these out: http://www.angelfire.com/yt3/redtele/redtelectronix.html - http://www.angelfire.com/yt3/redtele/ This baby is guranteed to remove ALL melodic content from your voice and insert random dramatic pauses:
For aspiring fusion shredders:
What other kinds of pedals, useful or otherwise do you envision? ------------- People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction! www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic |
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Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: February 04 2005 at 12:50
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what about: The Pretentiometer a must have pedal for every aspiring prog guitarist. Controls could include 1. medievalator - creates effect of playing several dodgy medieval instruments at once - mandola, lyre, hurdy gurdy - truly prog-tastic!!! 2. wankolator - instantly transforms a crude four-note solo into an epic 12 minute wig-out. Drive the fans wild (or to sleep) with your aeon-long extemporisations! and finally the ultimate 3. The Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun control - instant Floyd in a box! |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: February 07 2005 at 09:37
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An effects pedal for all Captain Beefheart fans. Second only to the Bongo Fury Delay.   ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: February 07 2005 at 16:03
Hahahaha, the elegant gypsy pedal is amazing! I love the little picture of DiMeola's head on it too. GREAT!  
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Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: February 07 2005 at 20:02
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Wooh! Hot Head is a great song! as is Doc At The Radar Station as an entire album ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: February 07 2005 at 20:11
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The Radioheadulator-tricks some people into thinking your mediocre rock with prog flares is fullblown prog rock,which results in your band getting added to a prog website and spurs endless debate on whether they are prog or not. Use with caution ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: February 08 2005 at 09:49
Amen to that. ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
aqualung28 wrote:Posted By: The Owl
Date Posted: February 08 2005 at 12:42
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! ------------- People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction! www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic |
Posted By: The Owl
Date Posted: February 08 2005 at 13:20
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And in commemoration of the INFAMOUS Mariah Carey Thread:
------------- People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction! www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: February 08 2005 at 20:00
Elton John? Didn't know he was a diva... ------------- 
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: February 09 2005 at 09:44
I particularly like the Random Over-Emote knob. Used heavily on most R 'n B records nowadays. ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: The Owl
Date Posted: February 09 2005 at 11:11
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Well, there are many who do regard Elton John as the worlds first MALE Diva, moreso because of his outrageous demands and offstage behavior, not much different from his female counterparts. ------------- People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction! www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: February 09 2005 at 22:02
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Styxifier: Essentially the same thing as the Radioheadulator, minus the forum argument and makes you a lot more mediocre ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: February 10 2005 at 05:55
Harsh but fair. ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Syndromet
Date Posted: November 05 2005 at 17:32
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I would like a pedal that could change the time sinature you play. Maybe in wha-wha style pedal. -------------  It is said to be the first Test-pressing of the corean release??
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