Which sandwich is prog?
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Topic: Which sandwich is prog?
Posted By: gdub411
Subject: Which sandwich is prog?
Date Posted: November 22 2004 at 13:50
I mean you have the standards...
ham, roast beef, turkey, salami, bologna.
you also have peanut butter and jelly
then there is the tuna salad
then at the bottom of my list would be olive loaf or...ugh!!....head cheese
Well I would say head cheese would be the sandwich of rap while the olive loaf would be disco.
bologna I think fits in with your pop artists who are full of sh#t, while peanut butter and jelly would be your boy bands.
Personally I think the progressive sandwich is the tuna salad...you usually don't take well to it as a kid, but it grows on ya and eventually it's uniqueness to the other sandwiches stands out as a cut above the rest.
What do you think on this mind bending thread
I'm hungry
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: November 22 2004 at 14:02
I think you must be a bologna sandwich!
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 22 2004 at 14:08
Posted By: Garion81
Date Posted: November 22 2004 at 14:26
I don't like Tuna. A prog sandwich hmmm. Steak, Cheese and onions. The cholesteral special please!
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: November 22 2004 at 15:22
Ham & cheese..
on brown
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: November 22 2004 at 17:22
Elvis liked his sarnies VERY prog. It's what killed him in fact.
Is Elvis Prog?
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 22 2004 at 17:22
As long as the sandwich is strange, complicated, and a little difficult to eat at first, I think it can be made of almost anything. It doesn't hurt if the sandwich maker is on drugs, either.
Jethro Tull: roast pheasant on homemade whole-grain with goat cheese. Although later sandwiches may have significant additives.
ELP: surprisingly few ingredients, but a complex taste. You may need to remove some of the cheese first.
Pink Floyd: dude, just throw in whatever's leftover in the fridge- I'm sooo hungry right now!
Yes: turkey on wheat bread, and possibly some sprouts. Don't get too attached to any given ingredient, though...
King Crimson: even worse than Yes, you never can be sure what you'll get in it. It will be yummy, though, and require a lot of chewing.
Frank Zappa: Hummus on Pita with a smoky gouda and some television parts.
Anglagard: kinda like the above, but a little fresher.
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Posted By: Petra
Date Posted: November 22 2004 at 18:18
ELP - Brain Salad sarnie
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Posted By: Petra
Date Posted: November 22 2004 at 18:19
Gong - Flute Salad sarnie
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 23 2004 at 08:48
oh, now I get it...you Brits call them 'sarnies'
learn something new every day...
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Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: November 23 2004 at 12:03
Rush – triple decker, initially palatable but somewhat derivative, exceptionally satisfying middle layer, followed by an increasingly undigestible finale
Kansas – Interesting first impression, though slightly too wheaty, with a distinct tang of hayseeds. Matures gracefully before rapidly mutating in it’s finish to the unleavened bread of the blessed, which leaves it alienating the masses and appealing only to the fervent few.
Yes: take four hundred slices of bread, discard some, then bring them back, chew a little, discard again, import some French bread, get rid of that, bring the old bread back again but lose it and another slice, hire some bread that’s almost the same as the old bread, decide its not the same and give up. Separate all the bread and let them make their own sandwiches. Get bored, decide to try again from scratch. Change 80 percent of the bread, hit paydirt with new bread, but decide new bread is not being true to old bread’s original texture, seek out all the old bread, leave to moulder and voila – the ultimate Yes sandwich!
Of course, it’s a recipe that could be given extra spice by the addition of a lamb biriani and a vodka mid-sandwich.
Krautrock: By as many loaves of bread you feel necessary and scream at them for 12 years. Insist it's not really a sandwich but an anarcho-radicalist statement on the state of 20th century bread.
Pink Floyd: Take five slices of bread. Discard the one that thinks it’s a chicken. Turn up the heat, leave to simmer for 10 years before allowing it to explode.
Marillion: Use bread that pretends to be other bread. When chief slice of pretend bread leaves to form own brand of pretend sandwich, replace with other type of bread, preferably one that thinks it should be in a Pink Floyd sandwich. Keep pretending until someone mistakes pretend bread for real thing.
Led Zeppelin: Entice bread back to hotel room in Seattle. Insert fish in bread.
Genesis: Take a number of slices of bread and throw them away one by one until all that remains is a hideous child actor.
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Posted By: Petra
Date Posted: November 23 2004 at 12:10
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 23 2004 at 13:34
Funny stuff...especially the Krautrock...
wasn't amused about the Marillion bit though
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Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: November 23 2004 at 13:59
sorry about that, just picking random targets, I like 'em all (well, except for Marillion of course )
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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: November 26 2004 at 00:23
One called Three Hams:
Prosciutto di Parma, Sweet ham and smoked ham, with some mayonese and hidroponic lettuce, just a perfect blend of three different flavours.
Iván
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: November 26 2004 at 06:15
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: November 26 2004 at 06:17
arcer wrote:
Rush
– triple decker, initially palatable but somewhat derivative,
exceptionally satisfying middle layer, followed by an increasingly
undigestible finale
Kansas
– Interesting first impression, though slightly too wheaty, with a
distinct tang of hayseeds. Matures gracefully before rapidly mutating
in it’s finish to the unleavened bread of the blessed, which leaves it
alienating the masses and appealing only to the fervent few.
Yes:
take four hundred slices of bread, discard some, then bring them back,
chew a little, discard again, import some French bread, get rid of
that, bring the old bread back again but lose it and another slice,
hire some bread that’s almost the same as the old bread, decide its not
the same and give up. Separate all the bread and let them make their
own sandwiches. Get bored, decide to try again from scratch. Change 80
percent of the bread, hit paydirt with new bread, but decide new bread
is not being true to old bread’s original texture, seek out all the old
bread, leave to moulder and voila – the ultimate Yes sandwich!
Of course, it’s a recipe that could be given extra spice by the addition of a lamb biriani and a vodka mid-sandwich.
Krautrock:
By as many loaves of bread you feel necessary and scream at them for 12
years. Insist it's not really a sandwich but an anarcho-radicalist
statement on the state of 20th century bread.
Pink
Floyd: Take five slices of bread. Discard the one that thinks it’s a
chicken. Turn up the heat, leave to simmer for 10 years before allowing
it to explode.
Marillion:
Use bread that pretends to be other bread. When chief slice of pretend
bread leaves to form own brand of pretend sandwich, replace with other
type of bread, preferably one that thinks it should be in a Pink Floyd
sandwich. Keep pretending until someone mistakes pretend bread for real
thing.
Led Zeppelin: Entice bread back to hotel room in Seattle. Insert fish in bread.
Genesis: Take a number of slices of bread and throw them away one by one until all that remains is a hideous child actor. |
Excellent arcer!
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- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 26 2004 at 13:41
ivan_2068 wrote:
One called Three Hams:
Prosciutto di Parma, Sweet ham and smoked ham, with some mayonese and hidroponic lettuce, just a perfect blend of three different flavours.
Iván
| Always the joker, hey Ivy?
Can't you ever be serious, you big ham?
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Posted By: Quacky
Date Posted: November 28 2004 at 13:34
Nawwww. A good old fashioned Balogna sandwich with some nice cheese, hot mustard, onions lettuce, toasted. Now thats prog
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