Rogues gallery (topic closed, bug)
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Topic: Rogues gallery (topic closed, bug)
Posted By: Jim Garten
Subject: Rogues gallery (topic closed, bug)
Date Posted: February 24 2004 at 05:21
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How's about a rogues gallery - members to upload piccies of themselves, warts 'n' all, so we can picture who we're disagreeing with.......... ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: February 26 2004 at 08:12
MY GOD MAN!!ARN'T OUR CONTRIBUTIONS PUNISHEMENT ENOUGH!!!(still i am curious..........in a manly way of course!!! )
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: February 26 2004 at 14:38
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Good. Now, can you picture a pimple on Brad Pitt's ar*e? Good. That's what I look like, only uglier.... (Sound of hump-backed, club-footed, halitosic, "Coke bottle" twin monocles-wearing, acne-riddled pathetic creature schlumping off to crawl back under his rock...) ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: February 27 2004 at 02:56
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You know Peter - this is uncanny......
That's exactly how I've always pictured you -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: February 27 2004 at 08:08
| THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO(as my hugely muscled arm reaches for the health drink while my pert full breasted 20 year old girlfreind massages my chiseled pecs and comments admirably on my enormous....................) |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: February 29 2004 at 09:03
| I don't think I want to know what you guys look like. But I would like to know how old you are... I think I'm the youngest person here (17 years old) |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: February 29 2004 at 09:25
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JOREN I: AM 36(hang on, i just have to get out of my wheelchair to get something ...and i beleive Alexander is 15 making him a hair younger than you) hope you dont mind talking to us old farts!!!(OOPS did i say farts, perhaps its "Flatulently Challenged"!!!)
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 01 2004 at 07:34
Nah, m'man - I got you beat..... I be 40!!! Now, where did I put that viagra?? Ah there it us, just behind my flared denim colostomy bag -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
dude wrote:Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 01 2004 at 13:08
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Yes, I just read Alexander is the youngest here. About you two: when you're talking about old music, the best people to talk to are people who are older than you. I mean, you've got (progressive) experience right? But I'm glad I don't need Viagra yet! and when I've posted a few more messages, I'll be a senior member too! |
Posted By: StarshipTrooper
Date Posted: March 01 2004 at 15:00
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Gulp..........44. Though I only look 43. ------------- 
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: March 01 2004 at 16:13
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Yo Trooper, I'm right behind ya. I'm a few folicles short of a dozen. New contest, who's the oldest Progarchives forum member? |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: March 01 2004 at 22:45
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(My age is in my bio.) ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
I'm actually 73 years old. (That's 511, in dog years!
) I saw Beethoven live!Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 02 2004 at 03:45
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You're really 73 years old? Well, no doubt about that, you win! Well, I looked in your bio and you're 43 years old... so that makes StarshipTrooper the oldest, I guess |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: March 02 2004 at 07:54
PETER: Big deal!! we all saw Beethoven live, it was a good family movie !!!
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: March 02 2004 at 12:17
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If RobJ wants tot chip in, I think he's got us all beat. If I'm not mistaken, he changed a few of my soiled diapee's in the day... He's the coolest codger I know. Luv ya, Bro. |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 03 2004 at 03:00
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Don't jest, Danbo
We're all getting to that special age where a friend to change daipers (or nappies as we call them this side of the pond), may soon be needed again..... UUUUUURRRGGHH......... Nurse, the screens - I've wet 'em again -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: March 06 2004 at 01:19
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In just a few more years, I plan to fake senility for a year or two before I really do lose it, so that I can paw the buxom young "nursie dears" and get away with it.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Tauhd Zaļa
Date Posted: March 12 2004 at 04:15
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A woman don't like to give her age but as we are here to speak about music I can tell you that I'm 45 years old People who look at me give me between 35 and 38 so I believe that kisses brothers and sons ------------- The State Of Grace Is Achieved |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: March 12 2004 at 21:36
How come I get a lump in my throat when I read Tauhd's posts?
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Posted By: Tauhd Zaļa
Date Posted: March 13 2004 at 04:38
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What do you mean Boris ? ------------- The State Of Grace Is Achieved |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: March 13 2004 at 05:28
Oddly enough Danbo, i know that you mean, its all those hearts and kisses...it makes me want to run home and give my mum a big hug
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Posted By: Tauhd Zaļa
Date Posted: March 13 2004 at 10:56
 ------------- The State Of Grace Is Achieved |
Posted By: Alexander
Date Posted: March 13 2004 at 17:07
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Sexy in a funny way! ------------- On A Dilemmia Between What I Need & What I Just Want 
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: March 13 2004 at 22:43
Glorp!  ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: March 15 2004 at 06:38
| AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH WHO IS THAT??!!........HAVING....HEART...ATTTACK.....MUST...REACH.. .PHONE....CALL.....AMBULENCE.. |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 15 2004 at 07:56
I guess it's my mom  (never seen her before)
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 15 2004 at 08:10
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If I were as young as some of the more testosterone filled members (OOO-EEER missus), I would no doubts say something along the lines of
"Hubba (and indeed) Hubba" Being far more sensible, discrete & diplomatic, however, I would suggest this picture does you no justice; I can tell you are a true Gallic beauty; bravo for being the first to post a photo on the forum (I may have started this thread, but haven't yet posted a photo.....) -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Tauhd Zaļa
Date Posted: March 15 2004 at 10:56
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Thks for the compliment but it is NOT my photo. Like Peter, some centuries of consanguinity and more probably my french DNA gave me a look more particular... - red/green purulent skin - one single big ear on the top of my skull (natural fan usefull when it is too hot) -the only likeness with the photo is my long brown hair but it is located under my arms Don't phantasm ! Pls recheck your blood testosteron level ------------- The State Of Grace Is Achieved |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: March 15 2004 at 23:42
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Good one, Tauhd! Let's all find funny (but tasteful please) photos to post! Could be good for a laugh.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Doh!Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 16 2004 at 11:35
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OK Guys - I started this thread, I guess I'll have to be the one to bite the bullet & stick my ugly mug on the site first - this is on the strict condition that I'm not the only one to do so.....
OK?? OK...... Here goes..... 
My only excuse is that this photo was taken at a club at about 4:30 in the morning......... I was very.....er....tired!
Oh Christ, I've done it now!!! -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: March 16 2004 at 13:06
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Oh Crikey, I'll have to crave that on a pumpkin for Halloween. It'll scare all the neighborhood children to pieces. Max, take it off, take it off!!! Oh the horror........ Yes Jim, you do have hair. Here's mine
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: March 16 2004 at 19:10
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How old is that photo? anyway dont worry Jim i have terribly GHASTLY late night photos of myself that would send you ALL running up the nearest tree!!
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: March 16 2004 at 20:31
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How do you add a Photo? Someone HELP, HELP, HELP.
Crikey!!! |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 17 2004 at 03:01
The photo was taken a couple of months back, so I can't even say that I've improved with age....... -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Tauhd Zaļa
Date Posted: March 17 2004 at 03:48
1 : The photo must be "on line" and have an URL (it doesn't work with the photos only registered in your hard disk) 2 : You have to right-click on the "on-line" photo and to "properties". A window opens. 3 : Copy the whole URL ( http://http://chater-chater - http://chater-chater - http://chater-chater -blah-blah.jpg for example) 4 : In the window "Post Reply", you have to right-click on the "Add-image" icōn (the tree with green grass and blue sky). A window "insert image" opens. 5 : Paste the URL in "image URL" It's done
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Posted By: Tauhd Zaļa
Date Posted: March 17 2004 at 03:53
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Hummm...... The smile is inane => maybe alcool or cannabinol But the eyes are not red => alcool ------------- The State Of Grace Is Achieved |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 17 2004 at 04:34
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When clubbing, I don't drink alcohol at all......
By the way, was that inane, or insane? -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Tauhd Zaļa
Date Posted: March 17 2004 at 04:46
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Maybe the two, forget it ------------- The State Of Grace Is Achieved |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 17 2004 at 07:43
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No fair, guys (& gals)
My photo's still the only one here & my ugly mug feels so lonely without any other ugly mugs to compare to -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: March 19 2004 at 08:58
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Yeah I'm a bit younger'(17 years old) then all of you (pappa's Made a picture on my birthday.. got led zeppelin 1 2 3 and 4, from the dad of my girlfriend.. yay! -------------  
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: March 19 2004 at 10:29
Cool dad..... In twenty years, when you catch up, you'll need to trim the nose hair before taking a picture like that. |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 19 2004 at 10:59
On vinyl, too!!! Your girlfriend's dad's one cool guy 
OK - that's 2 of us........ where are the rest of ya? -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 19 2004 at 13:08
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Ok, here it comes! This is me, dressed up like a modern Apollo, God of the Sun (for a project for school) On this picture I'm a little stoned (and I seem to like that And now I want to see more of YOU! (especially from Tauhd |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 19 2004 at 13:11
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SHOW US! |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: March 19 2004 at 13:56
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Hey, Joren looks just like Steve Wilson (Porcupine Tree). You need some round John Lennon glasses and you'd be dead on. |
Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: March 20 2004 at 09:09
hmm its just an crappy camera.. did you think that I've got a room that's JUST black.. He gave me relics too (pink floyd).. and got the cure - 17 seconds from a friend -------------
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Posted By: Alexander
Date Posted: March 20 2004 at 16:32
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Joren, you resemble a bit of Tim Hodgkinson from Henry Cow.
As a photo of myself...I'll post it later! ------------- On A Dilemmia Between What I Need & What I Just Want
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 22 2004 at 03:44
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Joren - couple of things....
1 - Nice Hat
2 - A little stoned?? 
Danbo - Joren looks nothing like Steve Wilson - he's smiling!! Radioactive Toy 1 - Black room...... nothing wrong with that, all the better to contemplate the absolute bleakness of existence 2 - The cure for what??? -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: March 23 2004 at 07:40
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I think you're right. I don't look like Steve Wilson. And on the second picture I'm, let's say, a little very stoned, ok?
I don't think I look like Tim Hodgkinson either. I checked out some pictures of him and that guy looks like John Lennon. |
Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: March 23 2004 at 08:33
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the cure for filling in the bits of my huge hole in my music collection -------------
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 26 2004 at 03:03
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I think there may be those out there who are having problems in finding ways to put their piccies there; either that or the Forum is full of incredibly shy people.
Max - is there any way in which this can be made easier?? -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: March 26 2004 at 10:31
I've got quite a few Cure discs in my collection. Robert Smith is/was weird, but made some incredible soundscapes with guitar and keyboards. ALMOST borderline prog, at times. I would never include them in this setting, but.......17 Seconds and Pornography were very progressive for pop. |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: March 27 2004 at 08:43
| Actually i think JIM is right,while i am not sure i would want to subject everyone to my countenance even if i wanted to i would not have a clue how to do so.I have no access to a scanner and i would not know how to use one even if i did!!!(assuming thats the way to do it!!) |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: April 06 2004 at 07:35
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You could also use a digital camera... So, where are you? All of the PLASTIC PEOPLE out there! (o baby, now you're such a drag) show me your pictures! |
Posted By: maani
Date Posted: April 14 2004 at 23:18
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Well, let's see...I'm 45, but don't look at day over 44... Can't seem to get a pic on the site so... Most people tell me I look like Ira Gershwin, so if you can find a photo of him (prior to old age...), you might as well be looking at me. Peace. |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: May 26 2004 at 15:17
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Finally, This is a photo of my Wife and I on Bass Lake in the California Sierra Mountains. Beer in hand..... What a life!!! |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: May 27 2004 at 10:39
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freind danbo!!:is that the SIERRA NEVADA IN CALIFORNIA!! HOW I ENVY YOU MOUNT WHITNEY PERHAPS!? |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: May 27 2004 at 10:48
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It's actually right outside of the Yosemite National Park. My old house sat in the hills and I had an incredible view of the range. Sorry to have had to move but the gas prices were killing me. Over $500 a month and would be much more now if I hadn't have moved closer to work. I got this photo off a friends web site. Until we can use cut and paste here, I can't post too much. |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: May 27 2004 at 13:40
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Nice pic! a lady a bottle o' beer a lake what else would you want? O, yes, of course: MUSIC! |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: May 27 2004 at 17:24
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Had the music, too!!!! Only thing missing was PRIVACY......
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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: May 28 2004 at 14:05
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I have to say that you've got a nice boat too! (take this serious.. I'm dutch )btw. danbo.. you too! look for paatos.. you'll love it.. I know your taste a bit by now.. -------------
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: May 28 2004 at 14:16
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Too bad the boat doesn't belong to me. Our friends own it, nice people. My house does have a pool, though.... http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001"> I checked out the Paatos site and it's on my wish list. Great band.... |
Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: May 28 2004 at 14:21
aww well.. have fun in your pool then! (you could buy a boat for your pool And great thing that you like paatos.. -------------
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Posted By: ummagumma08
Date Posted: May 31 2004 at 17:24
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COME VISIT DENMARK, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL IN THE SUMMER |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: June 01 2004 at 05:46
A local knobbly knees competition, perhaps (you Danbo, not your lovely wife!)?? -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: June 01 2004 at 05:48
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Ah yes ummagumma08, long hair , beard , slightly glazed expression - a true progger, if ever I saw one.
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: June 01 2004 at 11:06
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UMMAGUMMA08...YOU DA MAN!!!
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: June 01 2004 at 11:09
WIV' DA ORANGE TAN or is that just the light in the photo.....?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: June 01 2004 at 11:48
| Nice to see the old NIKE shirts are back in style, I'll have to dig mine out, though it'll be a bit tight. Too many Chips, eh Dude? |
Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: June 01 2004 at 12:03
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its adidas really -------------
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: June 01 2004 at 12:51
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That's right!!!! I was in St. Catherines Ontario back in 1979 and bought two, one blue, one red. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. There's probably a couple of pics floating about similar to Umma's. 'Course I never had long hair or facial hair. Just a Polish-American Stud. Quite different then a Aussie Dud, we all know and love (to spank around). |
Posted By: ummagumma08
Date Posted: June 01 2004 at 13:48
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Yes, my orange tan is because of my regular visits to the sun-bed! It must be the light! |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: June 03 2004 at 03:12
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So what are you blaming the slightly glazed expression on then...... -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Belljar
Date Posted: June 09 2004 at 08:10
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Yikes, I look something like evil. But since I'm now a member here, I thought I'd show off my face. You can probably tell I'm related to Ummagumma08. Well, except I'm not orange! Line: (trying to look like Kat Bjelland, I think |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: June 12 2004 at 16:45
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ok, I cannot beat that, Belljar! The evilness! The beauty! But I admit I am a little evil too (although I'm not stoned, like on the other picture of me in this thread And I'm a little decorated (it was at someone's birthday... what a party! Hey! My glasses are crooked! |
Posted By: Belljar
Date Posted: June 12 2004 at 18:08
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Haha Joren, I LOVE that photo. At first I actually thought it was little golden curls You do look like you have some vicious hidden plan to take over the world or something |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: June 13 2004 at 05:38
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Take over the world, eh? Well, I was not planning to, but the world would look a lot more happy if everybody had 'golden curls'
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Posted By: Belljar
Date Posted: June 13 2004 at 07:14
| Well, if you change your mind about taking over the world, you should demand that everybody had 'golden curls' when you got in charge... It would especially look good on those strong soldiers hehe |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: June 13 2004 at 08:40
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We could also equip them with pink rifles |
Posted By: Belljar
Date Posted: June 13 2004 at 09:07
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Yes, and make them wear little pink ribbons in their hair! I'm sure that's how most of them dress up at home anyway |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: June 13 2004 at 09:30
Indeed! |
Posted By: Belljar
Date Posted: June 13 2004 at 09:51
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And we'll give them a few dollies they can play with aswell! They can throw some killer tea-parties with them! Oh they'll be so cute! (Man, I'm master of changing the topics on here) :S |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: June 13 2004 at 17:53
Are you also good at steeling chocolate? Because my best (girl)friends are very good at that! Women and chocolate... |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: June 13 2004 at 19:24
| Did you two know about the PRIVATE MESSENGER system at the top of the page? |
Posted By: Belljar
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 04:17
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Yes! We're really sorry danbo.... please forgive us! From now on we will PM our pointless conversations and leave you guys compleeeetely out of it! Ok? Ok.
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Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 09:56
Damn! Just when it started to get interesting! Please carry on!
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 11:38
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Hey, Danny Boy! We're not getting mad, are we? But you're right! Belljar and I are now sending eachother PM's about the influence of CABBAGE on female UNDERWARE!!!
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 11:43
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Not getting mad, I thought you two could use some privacy.... I was starting to sweat. Kind of the "Get a room" comment my wife and I get all the time.
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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 11:47
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Danbo you naughty boy! -------------
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 12:26
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 12:44
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Weren't you the same person who once told me that the song "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet was fun to
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to?Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 12:57
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Oh dear.. reminds me of that I went on vacation with my girlfriend + family. They were a room above us.. Oh dear.. her daddy was mourning -------------
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 13:18
MRPGLFLRPPP
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Posted By: Belljar
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 14:15
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Oh no no no, stop this before it gets too foul!!!
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 14:47
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Foul or fowl? Whatever's the pleasure.....
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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 14:52
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there will be a time that you'll feel quite at home next to all these sweating old progholes -------------
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Posted By: Belljar
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 15:00
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I'm waiting for that day to come!
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: June 14 2004 at 15:18
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Can you define Innuendo? |
Posted By: Belljar
Date Posted: June 15 2004 at 12:26
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Nope.... Not at all! But I can sing annoying party-songs so fake you wouldn't believe your ears. And I could do a little modern dance to it as well, if you like. I'm terrible at both. It's true! I once knocked over an entire row of happy people doing the 'Time Warp' at a Rocky Horror show, cos I was moving my leg the wrong way, kicked the lady (or very good transvestite) next to me and fell, and they all followed me. But Frank 'n' Further blew me a kiss later on, so it was all worth it in the end. I made the best Magenta. And I rrrreally did enjoy the sight of boys in drag |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: June 15 2004 at 13:38
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Boys in drag? Ah, a racing fan, eh? Stock cars or Grand Prix? |