Movies gone bad!!!
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Topic: Movies gone bad!!!
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Subject: Movies gone bad!!!
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 19:31
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Everyone at one point has changed a movie name to make it sound like an adult film. For instance, I call 'Harry Potter' Hairy Pooter and the 40 year olf virgin refers to it as Hairy Twater. Anywho, I was wondering who could come up with the most creative adult movie title based on a normal movie. The more family oriented the movie, the better. I'll start with... Cliffbanger
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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 19:43
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LOL - this thread may not last long so i'll post while I can................... Shaving Ryan's Privates (not my own though- heard that on Bob and Tom)
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 19:58
Dick Tracy  or seriously : -Amy got fingered (Freddie got fingered) -Deep Throat (Deep Throat but focused on another thing) -Assault on Preteen 13 (Assault on Precinct 13)  -Easy Ridin' (Easy Rider, well I could have stay with the original title) -The Italian Blowjob (The italian job) -G-STRING (G-SALE) -The naked fun (The naked gun) Ok that's all I can think of right now. Maybe I'll be back with some others later. -------------  
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:02
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Assault on preteen 13...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH CRAP!!!
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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:03
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:03
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dooshbaggins wrote:Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:04
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Forrest Hump ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:10
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well, with your name Baggins Doosh Bigelow ------------- |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:12
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^lol ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:13
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Penetrator (we gonna be banned for this  )------------- 
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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:21
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^nah.
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:22
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Here it comes ( I thought about some others) : -Paris' pussy is burning (Paris is Burning) -sh*tty sh*tty bang bang (Chitty chitty bang bang) -The princess' ride (The princess bride) -Quest for Came-a-lot (Quest for Camelot) -Riding John Malkovich (being John Malkovich) -The Mommy (the mummy) -Stripping tiger, Hidden dragon (Crouching tiger Hidden dragon) -Corpse Ride (Corpse Bride) -The Chronicles of Narnia: The lion and the witch in the wardrobe (The Chronicles of Narnia: The lion, the witch and the wardrobe) -Grand-hung day (Groundhog day) OK that's it. I'm having to much fun! Thanks for this topic-------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:24
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How about The Poonies? ------------- |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:27
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hahaha "Riding John Malkovich" hahahah WOW ------------- |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:49
In this case, Mary Poopins -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 20:56
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My friend just came with a good one : -Road to Perversion (Road to Perdition) -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 21:46
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Lord of the Dongs
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Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 21:57
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Anytime Bern! Bill & Ted's Bedroom Adventure (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh) ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 22:10
The Whizzer of Ooze  ------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: video vertigo
Date Posted: March 09 2006 at 03:10
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Ben Her ------------- "The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse." - Zappa |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 09 2006 at 04:09
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why not "Ben Whore"? by the way, the German word "Hure" is a word for "prostitute". the German word "Hurensohn", means "son of a bitch", and since "Ben" is Arab for "son" the title "Ben Hur" always reminds me of that
------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 09 2006 at 13:54
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: March 09 2006 at 18:04
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Tit-anic
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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 09 2006 at 18:15
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this thread is still open?????? ------------- |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 09 2006 at 18:17
Such an interesting thread cannot be closed -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 09 2006 at 18:21
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Ya Drew, have some faith. ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 00:04
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Open Legs (Open Range) ------------- |
Posted By: video vertigo
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 01:41
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------------- "The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse." - Zappa |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 10:56
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here's a couple of titles that don't have to be changed
The Ring Child's Play 
Only one i can think of for now is The Sperminator! ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 12:15
^hahahaha, yes! I can't believe I forgot that one (sperminator) ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 14:55
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Edward Penis-hands ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 15:33
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sperminator 2 & 3 ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 15:48
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The Joy Lust Club ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 16:04
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Midnight Sexpress ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 16:44
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Joy Hump Club ------------- |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 17:09
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Doing Miss Daisy. (Driving Miss Daisy)
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Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 17:22
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cum (scum) ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 18:14
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Shawskank Redemption (has that been said?) Field of Wet Dreams (Field of Dreams) haha- those are my two favorite movies....... ------------- |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 18:17
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field of wet-dreams is one of your favorites? ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 18:34
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when saturday comes (english football film) ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 19:10
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Return to Neverland: starring Michael Jackson and the cast of the Mickey Mouse club. ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 19:17
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Friday Night Tights (Friday Night Lights) ------------- |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 19:18
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Child's Play....starring Micheal Jackson ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: Diarrhea
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 20:08
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How about.... BRUCE ALMIGHTY-BRUCE ALL NIGHTY
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Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 20:11
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Star Wars : the Condom Menace
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 20:12
I'll change it to Star Whores : The Condom Menace -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 20:17
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Im starting to think that this is the best thread on PA ------------- |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 20:19
One of the best games since I'm here. Never had that much fun on a thread (maybe apart from the Velvet room) -------------
RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: March 10 2006 at 20:28
I just thought of one for "Black Hawk Down", but I don't want to see this thread closed  .------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 11 2006 at 04:47
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"Aguirre - The Whores of God" ("Aguirre - The Wrath of God" by Werner Herzog)
------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 11 2006 at 15:48
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Our curiosity is peaked....just give us the gist of it. ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 11 2006 at 15:55
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The Boner (The Loner - le solitaire: i think its a russian film) ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 11 2006 at 15:58
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James Bond: Goldenshower (Goldeneye) ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: March 11 2006 at 17:55
It involves what Bill Clinton claimed was not actually sex. ------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 11 2006 at 18:04
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^LOL Who's eating Gilbert Grape ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Pafnutij
Date Posted: March 11 2006 at 21:33
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School of Cock The Last Erection Hero |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: March 12 2006 at 12:06
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I am tempted to close this thread,especially considering the last answer. -------------  |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 13 2006 at 11:28
yeah- that was pretty bad- we need to keep it PG-13 for example- "Jugshead" (nt to be confused with the comic book dude (Jarhead- great movie by the way) ------------- |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 13 2006 at 12:38
I started this for a little humor....not to offend. If it gets out of hand, please shut it down, but if we can keep it clean, enjoy. I know the rest of us posting here are. ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Rosescar
Date Posted: March 13 2006 at 14:46
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Bang It Like Beckham (Bend It Like Beckham) Mulholland Rape (Mulholland Drive) Thrives From The Back (The Empire Strikes Back) Primal In Rear (Primal Fear) The Gaytrix (The Matrix) ------------- http://www.soundclick.com/rosescar/ - My music! "THE AUDIENCE WERE generally drugged. (In Holland, always)." - Robert Fripp |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 13 2006 at 15:14
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Titanic(well that's what the women say about my ....)
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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 13 2006 at 16:23
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WOW the funniest thing I've seen or heard all day ------------- |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 13 2006 at 17:06
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This one you don't even have to change the name Pretty in Pink ------------- |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 13 2006 at 17:12
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Wow, GAYtrix..HAHAHAHAHA, I think that's the best so far. ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 13 2006 at 17:21
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^yeah- we have a winner Willho (Willow) ------------- |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 13 2006 at 17:51
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October Bi (October Sky)
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 08:14
I know you did DB. The people playing this game have to understand that the #1 forum guideline concerns vulgarity,and some answers in this game have almost crossed that line. Have fun everyone,just try to keep it a little cleaner. ------------- |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 08:15
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That is a good one. ------------- |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 12:11
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The Italian (blow) Job ! ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 12:12
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Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 12:20
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RIMBO (rambo) ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: jefmoret
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 12:33
| Rear Unpleasant Stranger (Clear and Present Danger) |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 12:43
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Fellowship of the Ring!!! ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 16:21
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NICE A Lady and 1000 Tramps ------------- |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 16:23
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Planet of the rapes
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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 16:35
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Gorillas in the Fist ------------- |
Posted By: Damen
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 16:58
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Fiddle Her on the Roof (Fiddler on the Roof) ------------- "It's amazing that we've been able to put up with each other for 35 years. Most marriages don't last that long these days." -Chris Squire |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 17:07
I can see that ------------- |
Posted By: stan the man
Date Posted: March 14 2006 at 23:29
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Star Whorz Brokebutt Mountain
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Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 12:50
Schindler's Fist!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That one gives Gaytrix a run for it! I guess you could also say Schindler's Lust ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:30
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Brown Eye (Red Eye) ------------- |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:34
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Indiana Jones and the Ass Crusade ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:36
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Jack Off (Jack) ------------- |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:37
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Pooter Pan (do I need to say what movie that's a rip off of?) ------------- |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:38
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Chitty Chitty Poon Tang (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) ------------- |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:40
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Beavis and Butthead Do Eachother ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:42
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The Penis (The Pianist- great friggin' movie by the way) ------------- |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:43
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Lawrence of Gayrape-ia I'll get my coat. Sorry Jody! -------------   
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Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:45
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A Shot in the Eye (A Shot in the Dark) ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:47
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^lol Pretty Woman on her Knees and the sequel; Pretty Woman on her Back (Pretty Woman) ------------- |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:49
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A Blast in the Ass - A Blast from the Past ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:50
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Hairless (Clueless) that's a stretch- haha ------------- |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:51
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Thelma and Louise do Dallas (Thelma and Louise) ------------- |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:52
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That Thing you Do in my Rear (That Thing You Do) ------------- |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:52
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^hahaha or Thelma licks Louise ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:54
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Star Vaginal Warts (Star Wars) ------------- |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:54
I like it! ------------- |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:54
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Fuzz Bumpers (Fuzz) ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: dooshbaggins
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:56
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Eating out....no changes necessary ------------- Pull My Finger! |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 15 2006 at 19:57
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Long title but I think it could work; "The Muppets DO Manhatten, and by DO I mean have sexual relations with every inhabitant in Manhatten" (The Muppets take Manhatten) ------------- |