Write a "killer" caption for this picture
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Topic: Write a "killer" caption for this picture
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Subject: Write a "killer" caption for this picture
Date Posted: November 01 2004 at 20:30
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New game. I stole this from MAXIM. Write a witty caption for this pic and win a free weekend at MAX's pad, complete with Ian's "the Church" collection and twenty minutes of "Rave Fitness" with Jim Garten. Second Place winners get a evening with Dude at Austrailia's premier prog palace, "the Dingo Spore." Third Place get's Dick Heath's "History of Nude Women in Trance Music." Finally, fourth place gets the lucky winner the complete "Guide to Canadian Misnomers" by Peter Rideout. Last place finnishers get a weekend at Gdub's "Roger Ramjet Palace" in downtown Chi-town (Chicago, ya nerd). You will be shackled wrist to ankle and play center stage in a rousing game of Butt-Darts.
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 01 2004 at 20:31
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My Caption:
"Wow, ThreeFates made it completely disappear!" |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 01 2004 at 22:58
Whoever gets last place will be one lucky soul |
danbo wrote:
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 00:50
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"Concerned man readies first aid kit as friend attempts dangerous Marty Feldman impression." ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi"> 
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 00:58
| Hahaha, You just won fourth place James. In the immortal words of Frank Zappa, "Bend over and spread 'em, here comes my bullet...." ha! |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 01:58
Then I doubt he'd be able to talk about it for awhile anyway..it usually takes awhile for them to get their speech back  ------------- THIS IS ELP 
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Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 03:03
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It was clear that Tom was having great difficulties in sustaining the world's longest fart, but Pete was now regretting that he'd volunteered to adjudicate, and wished that Andy would stop burying his nose in his hair... |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 05:37
Alan Holdsworth discovers that Chad Wackerman lives up to his name... ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 06:17
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"Man!!,...you mean he got his WHOLE HEAD IN THERE!!!? |
Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 08:19
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On board the bus to the Prog fest, with his son Meddle, Kevin (Jupiter Moonbeam to his friends) was alarmed to read the date as 2004 on the newspaper. The last thing he could remember was watching Hawkwind, in the Hammersmith Odeon, and waking up in a police cell, with his pants on his head. In 1973. ------------- Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy! |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 10:43
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Alan : Look there´s a thread about Mariah Carey here at Prog Archives !!!! Chad : Yeah and WHAT is an Velvetclown ????? ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 11:43
This is an excellent thread  ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 16:24
| Damn Clown, you may be the winner.... |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 18:27
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I think Dick Heath should adjudicate the winner here. Max, warm up the Progarchive jet and prepare your palace for a weekend with the fuzzyclown. |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 18:31
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When i said "toss me off" at the next bus stop I didnt mean..... ------------- 
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Posted By: Garion81
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 18:52
Nobody told me I'd be sitting in between Reed lover and Gdub!!!!!!!
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 07:07
Nurse: - "NO CHAD - I SAID PRICK ALAN'S BOIL!!" ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: jiggajake
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 14:09
| guy next to the googly eyed guy: Yea, i wasnt joking when i said it was big |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 14:45
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Googly Eyed Guy? |
Someone needs to attend prog-school. 
Posted By: jiggajake
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 14:46
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???Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 15:36
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^ Get Greg Waters on the phone i think i've found Gdub's brain! -------------
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 15:52
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That's it...I'm reporting abuse
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Posted By: Glass-Prison
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 20:13
| DUDE.... that's F*cking Vodka!!!! |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 20:36
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Where's Dick? He's gotta have more insight to the man than any of us w**kers. C'mon Heath old man, give it a go. |
Posted By: Prog_Bassist
Date Posted: November 11 2004 at 23:31
"Oh my God!!!! I'm Allan Holdsworth!" ------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuxaD8NzaY" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuxaD8NzaY |
Posted By: Eddy
Date Posted: November 15 2004 at 22:55
| hehe what a silly thread. |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: November 16 2004 at 01:30
 ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: November 16 2004 at 04:45
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Is this a new one? Okay, man eats first chinese takaway ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: November 16 2004 at 09:31
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------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Vibrationbaby
Date Posted: November 21 2004 at 08:29
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: November 21 2004 at 09:41
 Good one Vibe
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |