Petrucci vs. God
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Topic: Petrucci vs. God
Posted By: The Miracle
Subject: Petrucci vs. God
Date Posted: December 18 2005 at 22:58
I felt like I had to do this... must be God's will ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ocellatedgod" rel="nofollow - last.fm |
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Posted By: R o V e R
Date Posted: December 18 2005 at 23:16
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God And above all, is GOD
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Posted By: Xymphony
Date Posted: December 18 2005 at 23:58
You mean "NOTHINGNESS" |
R o V e R wrote:Posted By: Fantômas
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 08:58
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I missed the "NEW PAGE!" option, as well as the "Jesus is da king, lol". So I voted on "I'm Tlossy", what is actually funny because I'm not Tlossy... Or am I? ------------- And above all, is punk 
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 10:09
Petrucci, because God sucks! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 10:18
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G.O.D.
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Posted By: AtLossForWords
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 12:06
I voted for John Petrucci and "I"m Tlossy", but i voted for John Petrucci first because it's more important for me to be a DT fanboy then be me. I wonder who will be voting for Gildenlow.  -------------  
"Mastodon sucks giant monkey balls." |
Posted By: Ed_The_Dead
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 12:23
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ed_the_dead/?chartstyle=asimpleblue5"> 
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Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 17:02
| HOT AND SEXY DANIEL GILDENLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: AtLossForWords
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 17:15
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Why would you vote for him? On second thought, I don't have enough time for that. -------------
"Mastodon sucks giant monkey balls." |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 18:30
I prefer Zappa to both  ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Mikerinos
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 19:29
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I thought Daniel Gildenlow and god were the same?
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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 23:21
Alright, closing time! 
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Posted By: sularetal
Date Posted: December 20 2005 at 09:56
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Yeah, me too. Now I' m confused ------------- 
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: December 20 2005 at 23:47
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I do enjoy God...and i can't let him be tied with him.
Tho i like zappa. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: December 21 2005 at 01:24
| God, he created Petrucci and his guitar. |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: December 21 2005 at 12:33
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...and it's not Petrucci. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: GoldenSpiral
Date Posted: December 21 2005 at 13:02
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^ Santa Claus? ------------- http://www.myspace.com/altaic" rel="nofollow - http://www.myspace.com/altaic ALTAIC "Oceans Down You'll Lie" coming soon |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: December 21 2005 at 13:08
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Not quite. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: AtLossForWords
Date Posted: December 21 2005 at 13:52
It's not Petrucci and it's not Santa Claus. Does that mean it's Jordan Rudess, he is getting pretty old now? -------------
"Mastodon sucks giant monkey balls." |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: December 21 2005 at 14:05
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Its that old tramp round the back of the shops! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Ed_The_Dead
Date Posted: December 21 2005 at 14:12
You damn communist!!!
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ed_the_dead/?chartstyle=asimpleblue5">
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: December 21 2005 at 15:01
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I think you're missing the point. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: sbrushfan
Date Posted: December 21 2005 at 16:15
------------- Some world views are spacious, and some are merely spaced... |
Posted By: Philrod
Date Posted: December 23 2005 at 00:57
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I prefer my bed to both! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Philrod/?chartstyle=Geldropdown-small"> 
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Posted By: sbrushfan
Date Posted: December 23 2005 at 12:44
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LOL!!!!! ------------- Some world views are spacious, and some are merely spaced... |
Posted By: thefalafelking
Date Posted: December 23 2005 at 13:44
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I haven't heard God's music yet, is it any good?
anyway, I choose Zappa above both! |
Posted By: AtLossForWords
Date Posted: December 23 2005 at 17:15
God's music is the same as Dream Theater's. -------------
"Mastodon sucks giant monkey balls." |
Posted By: Xymphony
Date Posted: December 24 2005 at 04:36
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Is god so uncreative?
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: December 24 2005 at 10:14
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------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Xymphony
Date Posted: December 24 2005 at 10:19
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Posted By: AtLossForWords
Date Posted: December 24 2005 at 13:57
You know, The Spirit Carries On. -------------
"Mastodon sucks giant monkey balls." |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: December 25 2005 at 07:07
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I'm guessing that the 4 members who voted for the thread to be closed down weren't admins... now, if Maani had been around... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: sbrushfan
Date Posted: December 25 2005 at 13:27
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Maani either would have had a hearty laugh, or been WAAAAAAY offended. Me; I'm laughing my ass off. Petrucci it is! ------------- Some world views are spacious, and some are merely spaced... |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: December 25 2005 at 14:54
Well Maani always seemed a bit liberal...but I'm not sure if liberal enough.... ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: coffeeintheface
Date Posted: July 10 2006 at 23:12
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how bout Petrucci versus Chuck Norris?
------------- OBQM: www.soundcloud.com/onebigquestionmark (solo project) nQuixote: www.soundcloud.com/n-quixote (ambient + various musical ideas) |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: July 11 2006 at 02:15
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GOD IS PROG   ------------- 
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Posted By: Mikerinos
Date Posted: July 11 2006 at 02:28
Classic Flossy. -------------
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Posted By: Wolf Spider
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 16:34
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Petrucci! But if god played guitar I`d have a real dillema here Anyway how many Petrucci vs. someone polls you guys gonna create? ------------- http://www.lastfm.pl/user/tomash33 - Last.fm |
Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 17:42
This poll is old as the world... thanks for reviving it
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ocellatedgod" rel="nofollow - last.fm |
Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 17:51
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Like any intelligent person, I perfer Zappa to both. -------------  
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 17:54
Option 18 for me! 
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 18:13
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Petrucci obviously.
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Posted By: Meddler
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 20:18
you will pay for bumping this thread.  ------------- [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i165/amorfous/astro-1.jpg"> |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 22:10
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hmmm... let's break this down.... God - music, art, ummm... mankind... the universe Petrucci - inspiration to pimply faced w**ker wannabe's everywhere... the bane of the Symphonic Team who have been waging a silent war against him in the name of decently and good taste... an agent of the Devil himself... capable of laying waste to whatever album he touches.. leaving little behind but a wasteland of our beloved prog rock.. my vote.. hmmm... should be obvious I guess hahah ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: July 14 2006 at 11:06
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God created Petrucci and his guitar for the hot and sexy Gildenlow.
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Posted By: Paul K.
Date Posted: July 14 2006 at 11:46
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This thread isn't justified. Petrucci sucks.
Lemmy Kilmister gets my vote. He is a man. ------------- Weasels ripped my flesh |
Posted By: Chicapah
Date Posted: July 14 2006 at 11:58
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I think you're going to hell because God can forgive a lot of stuff but questioning his "tapping" skills is way over the line for him. ------------- "Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value" - Mark Twain |
Posted By: imoeng
Date Posted: July 15 2006 at 08:11
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lol which God? ------------- http://img360.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spmiw7.jpg"> 
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Posted By: Minimalist777
Date Posted: July 15 2006 at 15:34
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*Sigh, God plays the Bassoon, and as we all know its rather silly to compare people who play to two different instruments. ------------- WWOSD? What Would OliverStoned Do? |
Posted By: Philéas
Date Posted: July 17 2006 at 15:42
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"I am closing this thread" XD |
Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: July 24 2006 at 10:29
 And, BTW, I belong to a different religion - that is, Ritchie Blackmore is God!
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Posted By: Arrrghus
Date Posted: July 24 2006 at 10:50
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Zappa is my hero, and we all know my heroes can kick anyone's ass (even Petrucci's). Plus, Zappa had his own religion. In your face, God! ------------- 
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Posted By: Mandrakeroot
Date Posted: July 24 2006 at 16:18
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IMPOSSIBLE TO CHOOSE!!!
GOD IS PETRUCCI!!!
PETRUCCI IS GOD!!! ------------- 
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Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: July 24 2006 at 16:20
Oh no, Andrea, not you too.... Where are Ivan and Micky when one needs them?  |
Posted By: WaywardSon
Date Posted: July 24 2006 at 16:26
| I voted for God (Blackmore) |
Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: July 24 2006 at 17:07
I may not be Ivan or Micky, but I'm with you Raffaella. I'm not a big God person, but Petrucci doens't fit any notions of deity I've ever had. Why do the DT fans make so much of this band? You love them ... got it. I love Genesis, but I'm not running polls every hour, and printing up "Gabriel for President" bumper stickers (even if they are the best band ever, ha! )
Besides, I question the existence of Petrucci anyway.
------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 24 2006 at 17:19
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Petrucci can make his guitar go *squeak....squeak*. How can anything beat that? ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 24 2006 at 17:25
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You will go to hell for this!
But so am I...so it's all good
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Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 00:50
Ah, what would PA be without Greg, my fellow Blackmore worshipper? And H.T. (love to know your full name, though...), thanks for the support... Although it would be nice to run polls with "X for President" (insert own favourite's name), or even have bumper stickers with the same idea... |
Posted By: Kord
Date Posted: August 07 2006 at 03:43
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ohhhh very nice this poll......it's hard to choose ------------- [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/Genesis_Group.jpg" border"> |
Posted By: Arrrghus
Date Posted: December 19 2006 at 21:58
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Zappa, baby. He pwns all. -------------
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Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: December 19 2006 at 22:03
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Neither exist!
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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: December 19 2006 at 22:09
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If Petrucci was God...I would be an Atheist.
Iván ------------- 
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Posted By: Time-Machinist
Date Posted: December 19 2006 at 22:11
  Wisely said. I'm serious  But i can't prevent myself from saying these unwise words:
There are too much crab in aquarium
And also too much crap in Octavarium
Ok, i'm not normal nowadays
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Posted By: Chus
Date Posted: December 19 2006 at 23:08
*sigh* I voted Petrucci.. he's SOOO UNDERRATED  ------------- Jesus Gabriel |
Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: December 19 2006 at 23:45
Honestly, If Petrucci was God, I'd probably not be an atheist! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ocellatedgod" rel="nofollow - last.fm |
Posted By: progadicto
Date Posted: December 20 2006 at 07:08
 ZAPPA IS GOD! So this poll has no sense... ------------- ... E N E L B U N K E R... |
Posted By: king_pin
Date Posted: December 20 2006 at 16:50
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petrucci ofcourse, he can play much better guitar than god:p
------------- nou... mag ik het niet nog een keertje overdoen? |
Posted By: Revan
Date Posted: December 20 2006 at 17:15
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both suck! I’m an atheistic DT hater! ------------- 
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Posted By: Revan
Date Posted: December 20 2006 at 17:16
Zappa is soooo god -------------
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Posted By: magnus
Date Posted: December 21 2006 at 18:33
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you left out the obvious choice.... Petrucci is god. need proof? see psycho exercises 4 on youtube, he says so himself! "Hello, I am your god"
------------- The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie 
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Posted By: Tenken
Date Posted: December 23 2006 at 16:14
hahaha So you hate petrucci?? why?  anyway, I voted God!! hahaha it's easier  -------------  ¡¡El Rocanrol no morirá jamás!!
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Posted By: ResidentAlien
Date Posted: December 23 2006 at 16:17
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Yeah... Atheist Dream Theater hater right here... ...but this poll sucks. |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: December 23 2006 at 16:18
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I prefer Petrucciani, whose also an extreme example of how nothing is impossible. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: December 25 2006 at 14:52
| ^ good call. |
Posted By: andu
Date Posted: December 25 2006 at 15:05
definitely.  i wish this was a poll option. ------------- "PA's own GI Joe!" 
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Posted By: moivre
Date Posted: December 25 2006 at 15:08
| God created Zappa, who created Petrucci. |
Posted By: kazansky
Date Posted: December 26 2006 at 07:56
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i think some us were already given a ticket to hell right now... ------------- The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us. |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: September 30 2007 at 00:46
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EVERY1 NOS DAT PETRUCI IS LIEK TOTALY GOD LOL SO THIS POL MAKES NO SENS!!!11!!1!1!111
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 30 2007 at 10:54
DATS RITE I AGREE TOTES WOOPS CAPS LOCK LAWLAWL |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: September 30 2007 at 11:00
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hahhaha.. one of the greatest polls ever to grace the hallowed pages of PA's
------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: sircosick
Date Posted: September 30 2007 at 11:18
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Petrucci! I don't like his style at all, but who knows if God plays guitar? Going ahead, who knows if God exist? Petrucci does exist, we are all sure about that xD
------------- The best you can is good enough... |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 30 2007 at 11:20
YEW SEW RITE KAUZ ITS ABOWT DT LAWL WOOPS CAPS LOCK LAWL |
Posted By: fungusucantkill
Date Posted: September 30 2007 at 12:18
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"You're and @$$hole you're an @$$hole YES YES. you're an @$$hole you're an @$$hole THAT'S RIGHT!" -------------  
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 30 2007 at 13:05
| I think that fungus CAN kill |
Posted By: Roskisdyykkari
Date Posted: October 01 2007 at 07:56
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It's just too difficult to decide, because I prefer Zappa to both, and I'm
also an atheistic Dt hater. But on the other hand, I also think this
poll IS silly. And now that I think about it, isn't Zappa God? Ok, now I'm confused...
------------- And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in the tidal destruction the moral melee. |
Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: October 01 2007 at 15:29
At least someone acknowledges the truth ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ocellatedgod" rel="nofollow - last.fm |
Posted By: asimplemistake
Date Posted: October 01 2007 at 18:36
| I already forgot what I voted for...I think it had to do with this being the worst thread ever. |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: October 01 2007 at 18:39
LOLS!!! IF PETRUCCI AND JESUS WERE TO FIGHT, PETRUCCI WOULD PWN, AND BECOME JESUS!!!!!! ------------- 
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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: October 01 2007 at 18:50
those were the good old days, remember that Tony had to put the kabosh on all DT related threads and polls. The symphonic horsemen were always in the saddle and on patrol those days hahah------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: December 29 2007 at 21:49
The best Poll ever! why? Because you get to pick Petrucci over god!
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Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: December 29 2007 at 22:26
I agree. How is this not pinned? -------------  <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR] |
Posted By: ClassicRocker
Date Posted: December 30 2007 at 14:38
O YA GUYS BUT WUT ABOUT CHUK NORUSS? HE WULD ROUNDHOUSE KIK TEM ALL IN THIEYRE FACES. (And then we will laugh... great success!  )------------- 
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Posted By: King Crimson776
Date Posted: January 03 2008 at 00:01
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^^ Then Roine Stolt would kill all of them with his guitar tone and become God, and innocence and undying love would reign... would reign.
The End. |
Posted By: Passionist
Date Posted: January 03 2008 at 08:31
| The question is, can God shred so fast that even he can't keep up with it? I know there's nothing Petrucci can't do, so he must be above God, besides, God's had a lot more time to practise his shredding skills, yet Petrucci owned him in just a few decades! |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 03 2008 at 11:44
hahhahah.. oh come now.... if *he who hath no name* ever really reached his level of guitar virtuosity, you know what would happen....  to come back in the next life as the replacement guitarist for....  ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 07:55
Possibly one of the strangest posts ive seen yet. And do you really think god would play a Telecaster if given the choice? I reckon he would play a Jackson soloist SL1 customised with dunlop 6000 frets, and of course 27 frets, but then he would need to get the neck pickup removed. Ah well, sometimes even god has got to compromise  ------------- 
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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 12 2008 at 08:47
hahahha.. best compliment I've got in the last day or so.. I do try no no no.... not God in the Wiggles.... but the other guy... A fitting punishment for darling to think he could approach God's virtuosity.oh yeah.... And not even a true Fender at that... a Squire Telecaster hahahha ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: January 18 2008 at 22:54
I guess be apart of the Progarhives forum adds a bit more craziness to us all. Imagine if Petrucci signed up for Progarchives -------------
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