Message from IT Services
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Topic: Message from IT Services
Posted By: Certif1ed
Subject: Message from IT Services
Date Posted: November 25 2005 at 08:13
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As part of the on-going cost reduction exercise within the company, and in an effort to reduce expenditure and finally solve the problems without remote access, and the ability of IT Support Staff to support our computer network, the goal is to remove all laptop computer access by January 2006, and all desktop computer access by March 2006. Instead everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this: No sign-in problems No technical glitches keeping work from being done. No more wasted time reading and writing emails. No more time wasted looking for things to buy on e-Bay. No more worries about power cuts. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled FAQs from the STK Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk: A: Pick it up and shake it. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't shake it. If you have any further queries, please feel free to contact IT SUPPORT SERVICES.
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 02:34
  ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Pablo_P
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 10:53
mwahahahahaha the best thing I saw today "pick it up and shake it" ------------- Pablo P. |