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Topic: prog for lonely guys who can`t get sex
Posted By: Guests
Subject: prog for lonely guys who can`t get sex
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 09:49
Stupid Poll just for fun 



Replies:
Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 09:52

Are you trying to tell us something



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Posted By: Trotsky
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 09:55

Maybe a better question is ... when you got into prog were you a lonely guy who couldn't get sex ...

It may not necessarily apply to me now ... but certainly fit all those years ago ...



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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 09:56
Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

Are you trying to tell us something

I`m into prog sure .. but I have  a  GF so I`m doing  ok  


Posted By: Prog-jester
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 10:25


Posted By: Korova
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 10:29
I can get sex whenever I want

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La Speranza del sentimento è schiavitù
La Speranza del corpo è malattia
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Posted By: NutterAlert
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 10:34
In recent years I have got into to progressive sex...i'm getting progressively less of it

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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 10:49
i had sex with listening to prog music

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Posted By: Suki
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 11:03

I don't see why you always relate Prog and sex. It's got nothing to do with sex.

Sure, there are lots of Linkin Park fans who're having sex and all, but also a lot of Prog fans. You'll find lots of Linkin Park fans to be jerks and patheric posers.

When it comes to girls I myself always find it useless to talk to them about Prog or try to make them listening a bit.. Just show them your Prog Metal and heavy\extreme sh*t you've got..

 



Posted By: Genesisprog
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 11:12

    I actually am lonesome and I don`t have a girlfriend.But I  would be happy if I get one.

    Sex       I havent had much luck. 

    You think that we all proggerheads are nerdy losers? I dont concider myself a nerdy loser.

    Who thinks that that`s their problem .

    For me these people are losers who listen American radio mainstream pop and rock.

    I pitty them ! 

   Anyway what I want to say that prog is not for lonely guys who cant have sex

   .Maby some of them are .But not all.

    Let`s keep on progrockin !!!      



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Posted By: NutterAlert
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 11:17
Originally posted by Genesisprog Genesisprog wrote:

    I actually am lonesome and I don`t have a girlfriend.But I  would be happy if I get one.

    Sex       I havent had much luck. 

    You think that we all proggerheads are nerdy losers? I dont concider myself a nerdy loser.

    Who thinks that that`s their problem .

    For me these people are losers who listen American radio mainstream pop and rock.

    I pitty them ! 

   Anyway what I want to say that prog is not for lonely guys who cant have sex

   .Maby some of them are .But not all.

    Let`s keep on progrockin !!!      

Nice sentiments..

Funny that you're avatar is a right hand



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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 11:18
Who needs sex when you've got prog?????? 


Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 11:22

Prog is not for people who cannot get sex,

it is for people who cannot have enough of it..........

but if you are to hunt for pussy, you'd better bring along a cassette of Sade and George Michael than The Penguin Cafe Orchestra or Art Zoyd, that's a fact!!!!!!!! 



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Posted By: RoyalJelly
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 11:24
Rappers always have to rap and boast about having sex, which is a surer
sign of not gettin' any...


Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 11:24
In my age I have too much progressive music and very few progressive sex... maybe I have to make a change.

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Posted By: Genesisprog
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 11:35

Nice sentiments..

Funny that you're avatar is a right hand ---Nutter Alert is


Who needs sex when you've got prog??????  --tardis  is 

 

I didnt mean that who has prog dont need sex.

What I meant was let`s listen good music and not make big deal what some wackos think.

Nutter Alert I dont even doubt that you write your stuff here with your penis what is covered

with another mans poo. 



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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 11:42

Wow there are so many guys not being able to get laid on this forum, I hope you guys are not contagious or else I thin'k I'll start listening to Britney or Aguilera and hang around their forums

and leaves you guys with your cross to bear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword


Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 12:23
No...I've been married for 21 years.

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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 15:43

I think the fact that there are a some women on this forums answers your question as NO.

And for any of the men that are in the "cant get a date to save my life" group, all they need is £50 and a red light district



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Posted By: horza
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 16:52
no - married 18 years

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Posted By: Chipiron
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 17:21
Is sex overrated?

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Posted By: BitchBrew
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 17:31
No. You dont have to be a loser to like prog rock. Not that I get laid verry often, but still, you dont have to be a loser to lika it.


Posted By: AtLossForWords
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 17:40

I myself have some trouble getting laid despite the fact that I am a young atractive bass virtuoso.  The majority of friends that i know that like prog don't get much sex either. I voted yes, but you don't have to be lame to like prog. 

On the professional side of things, I don't think Kevin Moore would agree with me.



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Posted By: wooty
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 17:47

HEY!!      , so what if I'm 40 and single  , at least I'm not overweight and I don't have a goatee. (Oooohh, it was so long ago... )



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Posted By: Tony Fisher
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 18:21

Divorced, single, celibate (by choice) and happy for the first time in years. Sex means relationships (to me) and relationships with women usually result in lots of stress leading to (eventually) one less house (I had 4 at one time, now I'm down to 1). Independence = freedom.

A good roll in the sack or a good prog album? No contest - get the vinyl out! (My ex threw loads of my rare prog recordings out one day in a frenzy of cleaning/tidying, which was the catalyst to divorce her - honest!) 

Oh and I'm a tad overweight (1/2 stone or so) and I do have a goatee. And it doesn't stop me pulling if I want - I just no longer want to.



Posted By: Rust
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 18:34

Originally posted by Korova Korova wrote:

I can get sex whenever I want

Your in denial, acceptance is the first step.



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Posted By: sbrushfan
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 18:55

Originally posted by NutterAlert NutterAlert wrote:

In recent years I have got into to progressive sex...i'm getting progressively less of it

 

 



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Posted By: Zargus
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 19:36

Sex is overrated!

Prog is underrated.



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Posted By: sbrushfan
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 19:49
Originally posted by Zargus Zargus wrote:

Sex is overrated!

Prog is underrated.

 

 

HOORAY!  Someone's speakin' the truth! (Q: What's 12 inches and white? A: NOTHING!!!)



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Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 19:56
well I have a girlfriend and im a proger too but im not so sure about that sex part


yes! 100 posts


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Posted By: akiko
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 20:07

That explains the cover of the Love Beach album!  Some lonely guys who couldn't get any showing off their chests, hoping...



Posted By: Legoman
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 20:08
Definately doing pretty damn good in that department.  


Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 20:08
Does sex with wife count? The wildest sex I have is with my lady at our home with children sleeping just next doors. The excitement is unique!

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Posted By: kirklott
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 20:23

Originally posted by Chipiron Chipiron wrote:

Is sex overrated?

Other poll topics:

Is Heather Findlay Overrated in Bed?

How Did You Get Into Annie Haslam?

Is Kate Bush the Best F**k Ever?

Who Are You Listening to (Moaning) Right Now?

Advice for Newbie?

Best Ever Live Show?

 

 



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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 20:52
Originally posted by Chipiron Chipiron wrote:

Is sex overrated?

Yes.


Posted By: billyshears'67
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 21:31
I have promiscuous sex and I don't have to try hard at it. Most of the time I'm engaged in the conversation so much that that's probably why the girls like me. I listen to them and have thoughtful responses and they sure like that moreso than some horny drunk guy who tries too hard at trying to have sex.  Sure, I like drinking and having sex, but I'm sensitive and understanding towards others and I like to have a lot of fun during sex and communicate with my partner. I'm in a constant state of awe over the female species. I actually had the privelage of having sex while listening to "The Snow Goose", once - purely by happenstance, of course.

Peace & take care


Posted By: Borealis
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 21:43

Man, so many loosers outta here... actually, there's no link between not having sex and listening to prog. Theres one between spending all your time on a computer and not having sex. You can have a decent life and like decent music. Girl even loves musicians.

Maybe it's different for me as I live in Québec... Would never want to live in ontario for that...



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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 21:45
prog for angry guys who can't get a gun license - any takers?


Posted By: batoruco
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 22:20

No

It's not prog, it's the net, forums and polls are for people who are not having sex at the mo. And of course, those who actually LIVE at the forums, won't have any sex at all! Some prog masterpieces are great as ambient music for a sex session!



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Posted By: ulver982
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 22:40
Nah, I got Palmela Handerson, she's always there when I need her!

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Posted By: Harry Hood
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 22:44

Actually, I started reallly getting into prog when I was single and lonely.

But now I have a boyfriend.

Hes not that interested in prog but he's into stuff like Talking Heads which is cool.



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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 16 2005 at 22:45

Theres not really a connection between Prog and sex but it seems we have a topic anyway so WTF



Posted By: Lindsay Lohan
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 03:33

Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:

prog for angry guys who can't get a gun license - any takers?

Thats about the funniest thing i have read on this forum...



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Posted By: dima_olkov
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 03:45
I'm actually getting married in eight days, so that's not my pollBig smileBig smileBig smile

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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 03:45
Originally posted by Borealis Borealis wrote:

Man, so many loosers outta here... actually, there's no link between not having sex and listening to prog. Theres one between spending all your time on a computer and not having sex. You can have a decent life and like decent music. Girl even loves musicians.

Maybe it's different for me as I live in Québec... Would never want to live in ontario for that...

Right on brother!!!

As for the difference between Quebec and Ontario, it is not so bad anymore, lotsa Quebec women living in Ontario nowadays

 

 

 

Somebody wrote:

Nah, I got Palmela Handerson, she's always there when I need her!

In French, we call her the Fist Widow. >>>> La Veuve Poignet



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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword


Posted By: Starette
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 05:20
Depends what girls ya meet- dontcha think? Sex-wise I'm a little deprived at the moment but that's okay, I'm not a virgin and I guess that's what matters! (Not that virgins are loosers at all but this is in relation to the topic)

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Posted By: magog
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 05:32
I don't believe so...even if prog is not the best music for that kind of activities, last night I had wonderful sex on Locanda delle fate's music...Ok I must say" le lucciole .." are appropriate enough!


Posted By: magog
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 05:34
Originally posted by dima_olkov dima_olkov wrote:

I'm actually getting married in eight days, so that's not my pollBig smileBig smileBig smile


Real congratulations, Dima-Olkov!!!


Posted By: magog
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 05:40
Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

Does sex with wife count? The wildest sex I have is with my lady at our home with children sleeping just next doors. The excitement is unique!





Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 08:01
Originally posted by magog magog wrote:

Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

Does sex with wife count? The wildest sex I have is with my lady at our home with children sleeping just next doors. The excitement is unique!



Yes sex with your wife is good ! ....    I  mean  it  counts !


Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 08:08

Originally posted by magog magog wrote:

Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

Does sex with wife count? The wildest sex I have is with my lady at our home with children sleeping just next doors. The excitement is unique!



you like to live dangerously , uh?



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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword


Posted By: Chipiron
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 08:13

Originally posted by s1ipp3ry s1ipp3ry wrote:

Originally posted by magog magog wrote:

Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

Does sex with wife count? The wildest sex I have is with my lady at our home with children sleeping just next doors. The excitement is unique!



Yes sex with your wife is good ! ....    I  mean  it  counts !

Dangerous answer...

 

Here's another topic:

Is Sex for lonely guys who can`t get prog?



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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 08:18
Originally posted by Chipiron Chipiron wrote:

Originally posted by s1ipp3ry s1ipp3ry wrote:

Originally posted by magog magog wrote:

Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

Does sex with wife count? The wildest sex I have is with my lady at our home with children sleeping just next doors. The excitement is unique!



Yes sex with your wife is good ! ....    I  mean  it  counts !

Dangerous answer...

 

Here's another topic:

Is Sex for lonely guys who can`t get prog?

They got real problems then, if you go to your local record shop and you cannot find yes or Genesis!!!!

 where do these guys live? Eskimo land?



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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword


Posted By: eduardossc
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 10:22

 I hadn´t had sex when I started listening to prog. ...Now that you mention that, listening to prog carefuly requires of intimacy. listening to it makes you forget about most thigs around. So, it may be an effective substitute for sex.

 Still, I don´t think being a proghead makes you (or me or anyone) a nerd. however, I think a nerd attitude is bashing and disliking anything away from prog. A hardcore proghead has issues.



Posted By: Under
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 10:25

I have lots of sex, but I am running out of sheep.

If I would not be listening it would probably be worse.

 



Posted By: The Hemulen
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 11:05
I manage to get a fair amount of both prog and sex, though not quite as much I'd like.


Posted By: Phil
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 11:08
Originally posted by Under Under wrote:

I have lots of sex, but I am running out of sheep.



Do you mean "sleep" or do you really mean "sheep"?


Posted By: sm sm
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 11:31

Great humourous posts. Proggers can take a joke, that is why I voted "yes".

Sex is the easiest thing a man can get from a woman because money is the easiest thing a woman can get from a man.

By the way, when certain women claim "no means no", it works both ways.

A man should expect to go out with a woman for the sole purpose of getting into her pants, and a woman should not expect to go out with a man for the sole purpose of getting into his wallet



Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 11:44
Originally posted by sm sm sm sm wrote:

Sex is the easiest thing a man can get from a woman because money is the easiest thing a woman can get from a man.

A man should expect to go out with a woman for the sole purpose of getting into her pants, and a woman should not expect to go out with a man for the sole purpose of getting into his wallet

Awfully sexist comments but not far from thr truth.

However there are exceptions to this rule, even though I jokingly treat my girlfriend as if she was not an exception to it!



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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword


Posted By: Dan Yaron
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 12:14
Originally posted by Zargus Zargus wrote:

Sex is overrated!

Prog is underrated.

Well said, however, there is nothing bad about sharing some fluids.



Posted By: sm sm
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 15:32
sm sm wrote:

Sex is the easiest thing a man can get from a woman because money is the easiest thing a woman can get from a man.

A man should expect to go out with a woman for the sole purpose of getting into her pants, and a woman should not expect to go out with a man for the sole purpose of getting into his wallet

Awfully sexist comments but not far from thr truth.

No intention to be sexist, which I don't know what that means anymore, it was at least sexually fair.

If I wanted it to be sexist, I would only attach it to one gender



Posted By: Under
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 15:51

^ Great you are quoting yourself.
A bit schizoprhenic? Or just a desire for attention.

I would never go out with a woman to get into her pants.
Once she has taken the pants off, I put them on???
That makes no sense.....



Posted By: Chipiron
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 15:57

One good thing abou prog is that I can get prog while I'm at work, however... well, that's another story

... and I spend a lot of time at work...



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Posted By: Borealis
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 18:54

Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

As for the difference between Quebec and Ontario, it is not so bad anymore, lotsa Quebec women living in Ontario nowadays

 

Originally posted by batoruco batoruco wrote:

It's not prog, it's the net, forums and polls are for people who are not having sex at the mo. And of course, those who actually LIVE at the forums, won't have any sex at all!

Well, I think that sum up pretty much everything. I guess there's is as many nerds into punk or hip hop forums (if not more), it just happen to be a prog forum here. By the way, I can't believe 27 people so far (that mean about 1 out of 3 person) really think that prog is for lonely guys who can't get sex. Do you guys made any significant efforts to get a girlfriend, really? (I mean a real one, not one you knew in a chatroom )

I guess a good mix of both is the key for a good life.



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Posted By: MoodsWings
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 19:08
Originally posted by Borealis Borealis wrote:

Man, so many loosers outta here... actually, there's no link between not having sex and listening to prog. Theres one between spending all your time on a computer and not having sex. You can have a decent life and like decent music. Girl even loves musicians.

Maybe it's different for me as I live in Québec... Would never want to live in ontario for that...




As for guys not getting any, maybe it's your personality and not the music you listen to.


Posted By: R.Darkmoon
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 20:00
Originally posted by Borealis Borealis wrote:

Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

As for the difference between Quebec and Ontario, it is not so bad anymore, lotsa Quebec women living in Ontario nowadays

 

Originally posted by batoruco batoruco wrote:

It's not prog, it's the net, forums and polls are for people who are not having sex at the mo. And of course, those who actually LIVE at the forums, won't have any sex at all!

Well, I think that sum up pretty much everything. I guess there's is as many nerds into punk or hip hop forums (if not more), it just happen to be a prog forum here. By the way, I can't believe 27 people so far (that mean about 1 out of 3 person) really think that prog is for lonely guys who can't get sex. Do you guys made any significant efforts to get a girlfriend, really? (I mean a real one, not one you knew in a chatroom )

I guess a good mix of both is the key for a good life.



And it's better when prog partly helps you to get a GF!!!


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Posted By: S.H.Kingston
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 20:20

It's not prog, it's the net, forums and polls are for people who are not having sex at the mo. And of course, those who actually LIVE at the forums, won't have any sex at all! Some prog masterpieces are great as ambient music for a sex session!

amen. Its hard to get laid if you're on the internet all day. It's the people who are consumed with their particular hobby that aren't gonna get any. You gotta get out there and meet people which is hard if you are on the net discussing the greatest Barry Manilow single of all time or the continuity errors of Kevin Smith movies all day long.

That said; sex ain't everything (unless you ain't getting it of course); and chances are you'll meet some young lady or gentleman who is totally into the horizontal mambo whilst jamming Hot Rats by Zappa; which is a phenomenal album to make the humps to...



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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: November 17 2005 at 20:24
No, But ELP is! 

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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 04:09

wanna try close to the edge some time



Posted By: Chris S
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 04:27
Originally posted by s1ipp3ry s1ipp3ry wrote:

wanna try close to the edge some time

Yeah but what would you do after the first three minutes????



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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 05:05
Originally posted by Chris Stacey Chris Stacey wrote:

Originally posted by s1ipp3ry s1ipp3ry wrote:

wanna try close to the edge some time

Yeah but what would you do after the first three minutes????

  Just warming up


Posted By: Mr. Floyd
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 05:11

Huf, for sex ... nothing like great gig int eh Sky ... that is the wildest thing I've ever done.

Sex goes a lot with prog. Listening to differetn prog while having sex makes you have different sex every time. I had a girlfrind who ended liking prog cause every time we had sex, it was listening to different kinds of prog.

Try doing it while listening to CAN, or Pink Floyd (DSotM specially), Ash Ra Temple too.

or even musci in general. Sex goes with music in general terms. Try having sex listening to THE DOORS !!!



Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 05:14
Originally posted by Mr. Floyd Mr. Floyd wrote:

or even musci in general. Sex goes with music in general terms. Try having sex listening to THE DOORS !!!

Father , I want to Kill you

Mother, I want to faaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh you!!!!

That ought to get nasty when jumping bones with a young lady



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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword


Posted By: jackinthegreen
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 05:29
A bit late in the discussion:
I'm married and got two kids, but I see the point.

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Posted By: oliverstoned
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 05:59
Originally posted by Prog-jester Prog-jester wrote:

Yeah!You-re absolutely right!(as for my ocassion)
Those who are listening to Linkin Park have 8 girls a week.I have none...oooh,I'm still a VIRGIN!
well,if I had been disappointed with this situation(kinda "Prog means the absence of private life"),I'd give up Prog...but I'm still here...I'm happy!


Always the same dilemna: either you follow the stupid herd, either you're in your good trip alone.


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 07:20
As I said this topic is just for a bit of fun


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 09:00


Posted By: Ipacial Section
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 09:32

Prog is for lonely guys who can get sex!!

Guys who are lonely but get sex stop themselves feeling lonely with Prog.

Guys who are lonely & don't get sex are too busy looking for sex to have time for Prog.

Guys who arn't lonely & get sex have no need for Prog.

Guys who arn't lonely but don't have sex have no desire for Prog.

Then there are guys who are lonely but get sex, yet don't like Prog. These guys are weirdo's.



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Posted By: the icon of sin
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 09:42

Originally posted by ulver982 ulver982 wrote:

Nah, I got Palmela Handerson, she's always there when I need her!

Bringing back the classics!

As for me, i'm a virgin at 17 (unlike many friends) but really don't care at the moment. And i'm also straight as far as i know...Weird.



Posted By: Ipacial Section
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 09:50

A virgin at 17

OMG there's no hope for you whatsoever!! You will be a virgin for the rest of your life!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!



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Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 09:50
Originally posted by the icon of sin the icon of sin wrote:

Originally posted by ulver982 ulver982 wrote:

Nah, I got Palmela Handerson, she's always there when I need her!

Bringing back the classics!

As for me, i'm a virgin at 17 (unlike many friends) but really don't care at the moment. And i'm also straight as far as i know...Weird.

Ouch, virgin at 17 and also an icon of sin. Tell us how you do this?

 



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Posted By: oliverstoned
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 09:54
"Flesh is sad, alas! and i've read all the books"

French poet


Posted By: TheLamb
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 11:35

Well I dont know about you guys but where I come from, people who listen to prog (especially old prog) are hippies with funny ideas about life and funny looking hair :) not many nerds...

Oh, and speaking of hair - My ex girlfriend had purple hair and she was HOT! seriously into prog too... even more than me! (infact she introduced me to Genesis and its only cos of her that i like prog in the first place...) she was abit insane though and dumped me for someone else ...*sigh*

I dont know why so many people in this thread have mentioned that prog is for nerds and virgins and stuff... thats just odd...



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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 11:44

I don't care much for this poll. I had sex while listening some good albums, so I guess I don't think so. The "can't get sex" thing is more comic book / japanese animation driven. Of course, if you are very religious, but also artistically demanding, maybe this thing of listening to progressive rock and not having any sex will work perfectly. I'll think about that with my beloved Mercedes, listening to some Meredith monk and having goood beautiful sweet and caring SEX.

In fact, I'm gonna do that right now...



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Posted By: sm sm
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 12:29
Originally posted by Under Under wrote:

^ Great you are quoting yourself.
A bit schizoprhenic? Or just a desire for attention.

I would never go out with a woman to get into her pants.
Once she has taken the pants off, I put them on???
That makes no sense.....

It was because I am unfamilar with doing postings.

Hopefully you do not treat your co-workers in the same way. If so, you must be an unpleasant person to work with, where instead of giving them the positive benefit of the doubt, you slander them with negative connotations.

As far as my original quote. The first part of original quote (I don't know how to put another quote in without erasing the previous wording) was intended to poke fun at certain men who think they are better than others because they get sex all the time. The latter was point out certain women who condemn men who go out with women only for sex, yet only go out with a man based on what he would spend on her.

No intention sexism of attacking a specific gender, especially since I tried to be sexually fair.

The person who made such accussations of sexism was not meaning to be hurtful, nor were they done in a negative manner.

I have seen similar bigotry allegations made in these forums. People should take care in making them, especially in these politically correct times when people have been fired or expelled because of such allegations. 

To many times, such bigotry allegations are done in an ignorant and hurtful manner, no different than those who call women dumb broads, or call blacks the n-word.

As well, they are done like they used to accuse others of being communists in the McCarthy era, or as dope smoking hippies in the Archie Bunker era.

That is, to shut people up because they don't their opinions, or dirty politics.

Hopefully this prog rock forum can be used for people who can be sensitive, without having to be politically correct



Posted By: Space Dimentia
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 12:42
This is just abit of fun. But Iv said no becuase I have a girlfriend and Im quite happy for the moment.

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Posted By: viperjr98
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 12:47

I'd have to say yes

I'm married, and I get a whole lot more music than I get sex.

Perhaps if I stopped listening to music so much and started listening to my wife more...

NAH!!! 

 



Posted By: Wilcey
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 12:52

ha ha ha ha ha!!! This thread is a riot!

 

Prog is for all!!!

However, being a girl, with 20 yrs of going to gigs behind me, I do agree, there are a disproportionate ammount of hairy arsed guys who niether get enough sex (with another person) or daylight into prog!



Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: November 19 2005 at 13:43
Originally posted by viperjr98 viperjr98 wrote:

Perhaps if I stopped listening to music so much and started listening to my wife more...

NAH!!! 

 

Who knows where this listening to your wife might lead to.................

Divorce?



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Posted By: shyman
Date Posted: November 19 2005 at 13:50
I think that in some cases this might be true, but putting this as a general rule would be a bit exagerated. It doesn't have a direct connection between one thing and another


Posted By: Borealis
Date Posted: November 20 2005 at 22:46
What about listening to classical music music and not having sex? or listening to jazz?

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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: November 21 2005 at 04:22
Originally posted by prog-chick prog-chick wrote:

ha ha ha ha ha!!! This thread is a riot!

 

Prog is for all!!!

However, being a girl, with 20 yrs of going to gigs behind me, I do agree, there are a disproportionate ammount of hairy arsed guys who niether get enough sex (with another person) or daylight into prog!

 

 

Stop this thread right away!!!!!!!!

 

This is a male only thread, we are supposed to discuss how sad males can be , but not in front of the enemi!!

Having woman in this thread is like having a sex-starved nerdy proghead into the female dressroom of the cheerleaders during shower times!!!~

We are not allowed in so why should they be allowed here???



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prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword


Posted By: Publius
Date Posted: November 21 2005 at 04:44

Well, for me, its a yes now. Split with my girlfriend yesterday.

Took me ages to get her into prog! Gonna take a looooooooong long time to get another one into it.

But I can try...



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Posted By: Prog-jester
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 11:12


Posted By: troy
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 11:26

Originally posted by NutterAlert NutterAlert wrote:

In recent years I have got into to progressive sex...i'm getting progressively less of it
  

That's funny- i like that.Big smile

 

 



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Posted By: A'swepe
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 18:43

Originally posted by NutterAlert NutterAlert wrote:

In recent years I have got into to progressive sex...i'm getting progressively less of it

 

Funniest think I've heard all day!! Thanks.



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Posted By: lunaticviolist
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 19:31
Originally posted by A'swepe A'swepe wrote:

Originally posted by NutterAlert NutterAlert wrote:

In recent years I have got into to progressive sex...i'm getting progressively less of it

 

Funniest think I've heard all day!! Thanks.


Me too!


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Posted By: lunaticviolist
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 19:32
Who needs sex when you can get orgasms from prog?

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Posted By: Harold Dupont
Date Posted: December 19 2005 at 19:39
Originally posted by NutterAlert NutterAlert wrote:

Originally posted by Genesisprog Genesisprog wrote:

    I actually am lonesome and I don`t have a girlfriend.But I  would be happy if I get one.

    Sex       I havent had much luck. 

    You think that we all proggerheads are nerdy losers? I dont concider myself a nerdy loser.

    Who thinks that that`s their problem .

    For me these people are losers who listen American radio mainstream pop and rock.

    I pitty them ! 

   Anyway what I want to say that prog is not for lonely guys who cant have sex

   .Maby some of them are .But not all.

    Let`s keep on progrockin !!!      

Nice sentiments..

Funny that you're avatar is a right hand

Very funny, very   But I think that that poll is kind of true..  It's not that you can associate prog to losers, but to know prog, you have to search a little bit and those who have time to do this, well, they usually are single.  To pass time like this on computer, you probably don't have a nude girl waiting on your bed...  And every single guy misses sex everytime, so...



Posted By: one hand clap
Date Posted: January 11 2007 at 00:40
I read somewhere that in Australia (at least I think it was Australia anyways) Pink Floyd's The Dark Side Of The Moon (a prog album) was at one point voted "Best album to have sex to".

Nuff said.



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