Flies and Wine
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Topic: Flies and Wine
Posted By: Pafnutij
Subject: Flies and Wine
Date Posted: November 15 2005 at 05:49
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The representatives of all nations of the world dine at a restaraunt. They are all brought a glass of wine, but each glass has a fly in it. The Englishman takes out the fly and drinks the wine. The Mexican drinks the wine together with the fly. The Chinese eats the fly and leaves the wine. The Irishman asks for new wine. The Scotman asks for a new glass. The Welshman asks for a new fly. The Russian asks for vodka. The Norwegian uses his fly as a bait and goes fishing. The Jew takes the fly and sells it to the Chinese. The Swede doesnt give a f**k. The Japanese makes a robot replica of the fly. Michael Jackson sexually assaults the fly. George W. Bush doesn't notice the fly. The American sues the restaraunt. The Afgan stuffs the fly with dynamite and offers the glass to the American. The Frenchman accuses the fly of allegedly drinking his wine.
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Posted By: Lorak
Date Posted: November 15 2005 at 18:11
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I would change the last one to: The Frenchman surrenders to the fly Bill Clinton gives the fly a cigar and tells it where to put it John Kerry panics, trys to kill the fly, breaks the glass, cuts his hand, and then puts in for a Purple Heart Dick Cheney wonders if the fly is buried will turn into Oil one day. The Italian takes a nap hoping the fly will go away PETA builds a protective barrier around the glass and fly thereby preventing anyone from harming the defenseless fly. Al Queda blows up the restaurant because people are freely enjoying their wine while not bothering anyone. ------------- Two heads are better than one, but if you want something done right, do it yourself. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, but better safe than sorry. Look before you leap, but he who hesitates is lost |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 15 2005 at 23:56
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The Australian asks for a beer instead The Canadian saves the fly from drowning, then invites him over to his place for beer and back bacon |