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Rewriting classics... #25: Wuthering Heights

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Topic: Rewriting classics... #25: Wuthering Heights
Posted By: suitkees
Subject: Rewriting classics... #25: Wuthering Heights
Date Posted: August 15 2021 at 02:08
Let's all wuther with Kate on the Heights of our creativity... ohohoho

Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush (and bettered by us!)
Original lyrics can be found https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/katebush/wutheringheights.html" rel="nofollow - here .


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum



Replies:
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 15 2021 at 02:08
Put on a smiley, make it yours


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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: August 15 2021 at 10:03
The trolls still fall in jeans

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Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 15 2021 at 14:44
You had a lemper by my jamboree


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 15 2021 at 15:38
Poo pot, so needy


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: August 15 2021 at 17:50
Cow could moo, b'lieve me

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Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 16 2021 at 03:12
Then why feed it if 't stresses you


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: August 16 2021 at 08:25
Made cow pie stew. And sty puddin' too.

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Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 16 2021 at 10:05
Baked beans with a slice


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 20 2021 at 08:38
They sold me a gross overdose of faith


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: August 20 2021 at 10:08
Sneeze my mind while smothering, buttering


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Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 20 2021 at 14:43
Catering lies


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 20 2021 at 17:42
Hey Chief, it's Flea, I'm a bee


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 21 2021 at 06:11
I have a bomb, it will explo-o-o-ode


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: August 21 2021 at 09:55
Get me sum-a-yer gin, Joe

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Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 21 2021 at 10:23
Bewitched, I'm free, get scathy


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Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 21 2021 at 12:02
I'm Proton. I'm so bold


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: August 21 2021 at 14:06
Set me arse-on-yer pin, Whoa!

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Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 21 2021 at 14:37
Ow, it gives sparks! It smells phony


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Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 21 2021 at 17:28
And my mother says 'Bon jour!'


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 22 2021 at 04:04
I whine a lot. It makes me hot



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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 22 2021 at 21:48
Moles boo a lot too


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 23 2021 at 04:04
I'm turning up, 'bove


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 23 2021 at 08:54
Cruel roast beef, my one meal


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 24 2021 at 02:09
It makes me gaster


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 24 2021 at 07:55
Oblong, I foam in the night


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 27 2021 at 10:14
I'm foaming right in his eyes, switch on the light



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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 27 2021 at 16:41
Harassing Tom to blundering, meandering


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 28 2021 at 00:54
Whispering thighs


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 28 2021 at 17:54
Adrift in tea like catfish


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 29 2021 at 06:32
Flies like stone. That's so bo-o-o-old



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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 29 2021 at 09:47
Let me inflate your wigwam


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 29 2021 at 11:38
Eat this, it's beef, it's fatty


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: August 29 2021 at 13:12
My bum's cold. My toe's bold

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Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 29 2021 at 18:03
Lock me in-a-your limbo


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 30 2021 at 09:37
No! I don't get it



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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: August 30 2021 at 11:06
Set my bagpipes to play

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Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 30 2021 at 17:25
Ooh! Bet you have it


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 31 2021 at 04:15
Let us play those synths today



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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: August 31 2021 at 09:53
Sue slow, mitts tree - Bath tree

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Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 31 2021 at 09:53
(Deleted)


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: August 31 2021 at 11:00
Feed Fish, this sea, I'm wettie

(to get back on track...)


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: Heart of the Matter
Date Posted: August 31 2021 at 18:06
Please slow down, I'm so toast


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: September 01 2021 at 02:36
Need to fly back to Heathrow...

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Thumbs Up Clap


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The razamataz is a pain in the bum


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: September 01 2021 at 09:22
(slight return) [bagpipe solo] (fade out)

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