A new game
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Topic: A new game
Posted By: BaldFriede
Subject: A new game
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 14:50
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I want to start a new game. In this game there is one question to be answered: "Why did the chicken cross the road"? The fun thing is: You answer the question in the style of a famous person. Here three examples: Albert Einstein: "That the chicken crossed the road is relative; you might as well say the road crossed the chicken". Sigmund Freud: "It was the Thanatos drive in the chicken that made it cross the road". Arnold Schwarzenegger: "The chicken will be back". -------------  BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
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Posted By: Shadowyzard
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 14:54
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Ah, I know an answer to this. It was in The Dark Tower novel series (the 4th book - Wizard and Glass). I don't think it is "the" answer though. Here's my answer: Jim Carrey: Because she couldn't cross the ocean. |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 15:02
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez : "The chicken feared for it's life under the cruel oversight of a murderous chicken cooker cartel known as The KentuckyFryerKlan and we must provide it a path to asylum." ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Shadowyzard
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 15:04
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My another answer as my wizard identity: Random Riellor - Because its egg has a way to go before being able to cross it. |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 15:32
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Trump: "Who said the chicken crossed the road? That's fake news! No one crossed the road. I would have known - I know everything. I don't, so no one did. I'll build a wall so chickens won't cross roads. It's a real problem. We should stop the chicken!" ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 15:50
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Road Runner - "Meep Meep" ------------- 
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 16:00
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e.e. cummings: chicken (the of i) #& when for we the 2( (( aflame the known )up you & the chicken ?& road --the ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 16:33
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Plato: "Are you sure it was a real chicken and not the shadow of a chicken or even the shadow of a sculpture of a chicken?" ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 17:23
| Mike Tyson - Every chicken can cross the road ... until they get punched in the mouth. |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 17:40
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Abraham Lincoln: "four score and seven years ago another chicken crossed the road" -------------  A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 17:57
| Elizabeth Warren - As for the chickens crossing the road, I have a plan for that. |
Posted By: Shadowyzard
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:02
| Barack Obama - We are a free country, right sir? Every chicken citizen of ours can freely cross the road. |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:06
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Richard Nixon: "how should I know? I am not a chicken" ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:16
| Phillip K Dick - The chicken crossed the road by accident, but once there he seemed to be in an alternate reality from which he could look back and see that his previous life was no more than someone else's dream. |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:16
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Any inspirational speaker to an audience of chickens: "May the road rise up to cross you." ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow">  |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:18
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Marty Robbins: "Out through the back door of Rose's I ran, Out where the chickens were tied. I picked a good one, It looked like it could run! Up on it's back and away I did ride!" ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:20
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Willie Nelson: "On the Road, a Hen" ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:27
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Franz Kafka: "as the chicken had crossed the road it found itself transformed at the roadside into a gigantic insect" ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:32
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Justin Trudeau : "We welcome the chicken with open arms and want it to know it may live on which ever side of the street it identifies with." ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:35
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Colonel Sanders : "Who the hell left the door open...one of the chickens is making a break for it!" ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:39
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE: But soft, what bird on yonder asphalt trots? (Yes I stole this from the internet) ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:40
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Karl Marx: "the chickens of this world have nothing to lose but their chains. they have a world to win. chickens of all countries, unite"! ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:42
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Obi Wan Kenobi : "Chicken...use the crosswalk" ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:47
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Annette von Droste-Hülsthoff: "Das Huhn auf der Straße O schaurig über die Straße zu gehn, Wenn es wimmelt vom Heiderauche, Sich wie Phantome die Dünste drehn Und die Ranke häkelt am Strauche. The Chicken on the Road How dreadful it is to go across the street When it is teeming with will o' the wisps And mists are whirling like phantoms As brambles are hooking on bushes"
------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:53
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Lewis Caroll: "Twas brillig, and the slithy chickens did waddle and cuckle 'cross the lane" ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 18:58
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Schrödinger: "Because you asked" ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 19:00
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Matsuo Bashō (famous haiku author): "An old silent place. A chicken crosses the road. Splash! Silence again" ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 19:01
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Robert Frost: "Whose house is this I think I know. Her coop is across the road though; She will not see me crossing here To watch her brood fill up with dough." ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 19:13
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Ernest Hemingway: "Why did they make birds so delicate and fine as this chicken when the road can be so cruel"? ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 19:20
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JD wrote:Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 19:23
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Edgar Allan Poe: "Madman! Madman! I tell you that it will now cross the street"! ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 19:29
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Pontius Pilate: "Ecce pullum" ("Behold the chicken") ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 19:33
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James Whitcomb Riley (1849–1916) “when I see a bird that walks like a chicken and pecks like a chicken and clucks like a chicken, I call that bird a chicken.” -------------
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Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 22 2021 at 19:42
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Gertrude Stein: "a chicken is a chicken is a chicken" ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: April 23 2021 at 02:48
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Martian: "Ka ka, ka ka ka ka ka, ka! Ka ka ka, ka ka ka ka ka - ka ka ka ka - ka. Ka ka! ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: April 23 2021 at 03:18
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Nietzsche: "What? Is chicken just one of God's mistakes? Or is God just one of chicken's? ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: April 23 2021 at 04:08
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Richard Wagner: "Harre, harre Hühnchen, Heut' kommt der Tod. Kreuzest du die Straße - weh"! "Wait, wait chicken Death comes today. Crossest Thou the street - woe"!
------------- BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: April 23 2021 at 10:24
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Rickie Lee Jones: "I say this was no game of chicken" ------------- 
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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: April 23 2021 at 10:41
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Every chicken crosses a road, uncertain, until another chicken crosses back. Chickens who wish to cross will find another road. At the crossing of the road, every chicken becomes a pedestrian. - Plato ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: April 23 2021 at 12:37
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Stephen King : He limped across the pen, his mangled beak showing the efforts of his survival. Inside his head, a buzzing, flashes of red fur, the dead eyes of 'the fox'. He leapt at the delusions each time, crashing down upon the hard surface twisting a wing, discarding feathers and flesh. He could see the curb just over the horizon. "Freedom...freedom" were the last thoughts as the taxi's tire squeezed it's tiny brain out through its eyes and beak. ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: April 24 2021 at 15:04
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progaardvark back in 2013: chickens, chickens i am the son of the sofa chickens, chickens i am the father of the rocking chair chickens, chickens we are all brothers in flatulence chickens, chickens I belch loudly into the air ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: April 25 2021 at 07:20
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Elliot Page In order to take a journey of personal discovery and experience a life that is comfortable even though it is, by some misplaced individuals opinions, being lived on the wrong side of the street. ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: April 25 2021 at 10:11
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Why is it always about roads and chickens? Why do you never hear about Slim Pickens? - Nobody Ever
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Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: April 25 2021 at 10:22
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Greta Thunberg: "That chicken was looking for freedom on unpolluted fields. We should abandon the roads and give all that space to the free chicken." ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: April 25 2021 at 10:38
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Donald Trump Mmmmm...chicken. Also...I totally won that election !
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