Rewriting classics... #5: In the Air Tonight
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Topic: Rewriting classics... #5: In the Air Tonight
Posted By: suitkees
Subject: Rewriting classics... #5: In the Air Tonight
Date Posted: March 20 2021 at 07:49
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Why did we neglect our rewriting duties for so long...? So, here in issue #5 an artist we propose upon insisting demand from JD - a classic by a man much mocked here on PA. Some even consider he is "the man who ruined prog". But admit... You all know In The Air Tonight by heart! But those lyrics definitely need some rewriting... A short reminder of the rules for those who want to join the effort: 1. One line per post (to stimulate the collaborative aspect). 2.
It has to sound a bit like the original (rhyme, sounding like... like
kids who mimic a song without knowing what they're actually singing). 3. It also has to fit the number of feet of the verses (more or less). 4. Same length as the original song. 5.
If in the original song there are some repetitions, it is up to the
person whose turn it is to go that way or not: to repeat or not to repeat, that's no question. In a good prog tradition, the lyrics don't necessarily have to make much sense... And don't hesitate to start a Rewriting classics #6, if you feel a certain urge... Let's go! ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
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Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 20 2021 at 07:50
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Why men need it: flying on their brooms in tights, up North ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 20 2021 at 07:57
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And I've been painting this old monument, for my sweet wife, (I'm bored) ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 20 2021 at 08:22
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Don't you feed it, those worms are there to fight, with snorts, with snorts ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 20 2021 at 08:29
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I can smell it, coming in the air - the fart. oh Lord -------------  A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 20 2021 at 08:32
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Heck, if you fold me they will be frowning ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 20 2021 at 13:18
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I could not send a ham ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 20 2021 at 15:31
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I've been out of phase, don't give a damn ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 21 2021 at 14:41
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But I don't mow if you to go to Siam ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow">  |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 21 2021 at 16:18
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Well I washed my hair and I thawed out a squid ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 21 2021 at 18:17
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I clawed out my own two eyes ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: AZF
Date Posted: March 22 2021 at 05:44
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 22 2021 at 05:58
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, my peanut butter pie ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 22 2021 at 08:46
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And I can feel your bum through your hair tonight (So bored) ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 22 2021 at 08:59
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My bowels are fainting for this movement through this strife (On Board) ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 22 2021 at 12:54
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I can peel it, won't you join the lemon fight (so sour) ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 22 2021 at 14:12
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Well I've been grating poor head cheese, boar call my wife, my sword (poor gourd) ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 22 2021 at 14:44
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It's still September, my member won't scurry ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 22 2021 at 15:11
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Now fools why will they get wet ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 22 2021 at 18:26
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It's the squirt kind, the lemon rind that she always "et" ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 22 2021 at 19:30
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Did you commit treason while your peeps are all sliced up ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 23 2021 at 03:54
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Oh they won't drool free ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 23 2021 at 05:45
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William Hurt did a show, with a stain down below ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 23 2021 at 11:10
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Is it a danger for him to pee? ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 23 2021 at 14:10
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Iman steal it from me as a bear tonight (Oh Gord) ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 23 2021 at 14:36
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Well my chin skating on his mama for all his hive (Joe snored!) ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 23 2021 at 15:07
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Mama needs it at the fair to fight (of course, of course) ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 23 2021 at 15:13
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So Sal's been baiting for his mentor and his wife (The whore) ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 23 2021 at 18:38
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Toucan steal it strumming pin your hair, glue tight, (No cord) ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 23 2021 at 19:29
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And I've been bangin' Palin in this moment and her wife (so sore) ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 05:34
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Why men kneel if they can stand upright (to score, explore, aboard) ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 06:58
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I've been selling all my orphans to Barney Fife, Jack Lord (Jack Lord) ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 10:34
  ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |