What political ideology are you?
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Topic: What political ideology are you?
Posted By: condor
Subject: What political ideology are you?
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 08:07
Communist, because capitalism can never be humanised.
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Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 11:44
In the States I think we only have three options: 1) Democrat 2) Republican 3) Voiceless
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Posted By: Disparate Times
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 13:51
^ it's that type of thinking that makes us all voiceless
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Posted By: Failcore
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 14:08
Why are centrist and liberal the same thing???
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 14:09
Anarchism and communism are my personal preferences, but objectively I believe fascism would be the best for the world as a whole.
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 17:41
No one ideology is best by itself. It's the balance of two or three that would be best. Life is about harmony, not monopoly. I'm Canadian, so a bit Socialist, a bit Libertarian and a bit Anarchist.
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 19:28
You have nationalist in there twice
centrist and liberal are very different things and shouldn't be grouped together
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 19:31
Nationalist and, also, Nationalist.
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Posted By: Imperial Zeppelin
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 19:31
Terrorist
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 19:34
ClemofNazareth wrote:
In the States I think we only have three options: 1) Democrat 2) Republican 3) Voiceless |
I'm having this made into a bumper sticker. It's priceless.
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Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 20:28
Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 21:46
Two people actually voted fascist. I was looking for the 'indifferent' box to tick.
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: August 27 2015 at 22:20
dr wu23 wrote:
Two people actually voted fascist. I was looking for the 'indifferent' box to tick. |
I voted fascist because I didn't know which nationalist option to pick
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Posted By: twalsh
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 01:16
Anti-authoritarian left-of-centre, but not radical enough for an anarchist.
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Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 09:45
Triceratopsoil wrote:
dr wu23 wrote:
Two people actually voted fascist. I was looking for the 'indifferent' box to tick. |
I voted fascist because I didn't know which nationalist option to pick
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Yeah,,,,I'm no expert on politics but Condor's poll is odd. He has 2 nationalist spots but no conservative just neo -con and then he combined centrist with liberal which should have been separated.
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 11:13
Pastafarianist
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Posted By: emigre80
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 12:54
Socialist, but there are days when anarchist would apply. Particularly when I don't want to go to work.
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 13:04
dr wu23 wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
dr wu23 wrote:
Two people actually voted fascist. I was looking for the 'indifferent' box to tick. |
I voted fascist because I didn't know which nationalist option to pick
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Yeah,,,,I'm no expert on politics but Condor's poll is odd. He has 2 nationalist spots but no conservative just neo -con and then he combined centrist with liberal which should have been separated. |
He has center-right there, but no far-right or alt-right. He's also missing neo-liberal, which is a different thing than neo-con (and the two aren't mutually exclusive). Oh, and monarchist
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Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 13:08
None of the above <3
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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 13:29
Centrist/Liberal is probably my best bet, I guess. Slowly evolving towards social democrat.
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Posted By: Ozark Soundscape
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 13:34
Socialist is the closest to me but I don't really fit into any of these very well. I believe in progressive taxation and socialized medicine and things like that.I do believe in having a free market but I think non-progressive
capitalism as a primary economic system promotes the idea that the right
to live is tied to working, where I think the right to live is inherent
in your existence, regardless of your work ethic. I believe in democracy, though I think, ideally, most laws would be based on humanitarian principles.
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 14:20
I was of the Divine Right party, but have transferred over to the Peace Party.
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 14:24
Where is Progressive? My politics are like my music...
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 14:51
Posted By: Imperial Zeppelin
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 14:52
Slartibartfast wrote:
Where is Progressive? My politics are like my music...
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There's no progression in politics.
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Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: August 28 2015 at 20:32
Slartibartfast wrote:
Where is Progressive? My politics are like my music...
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I was Green Party until I moved to Oklahoma and there was no Green Party, so I registered as Democrat. I would have picked Green, but it doesn't represent an ideology per se really. I picked Socialist. Go Bernie!!!
Just for fun
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Posted By: condor
Date Posted: August 29 2015 at 06:28
In Britain, liberal means neither left-wing or right-wing i.e. centrist.
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: August 29 2015 at 15:07
No it doesn't. The conservative party in Britain is center. The lib-dems are left. Don't believe everything you read on wikipedia.
Also note that the Overton window is shifting right again in Europe (see for instance Hungary, Romania, Czech Republic, Greece)
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Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: August 29 2015 at 15:48
I am conservatively liberal. I vote common sense; unfortunately, that is getting more and more difficult to find in the political arena.
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Posted By: David64T
Date Posted: August 30 2015 at 08:03
Green-ish, given the "package deal" that most political ideologies are by necessity. I'm not sure I go all the way with all the policies of the current Aussie Green political party but it seems to be the best of a bad lot these days, since the demise of the Australian Democrats (which I would have placed as centrist-liberal).
This poll reminds me how much I love that the "Liberal" political party here in Australia with it's conservative position on the ideological spectrum (the more so under the current leadership) so predictably surprises visitors from overseas, especially visitors from the USA where to be a "liberal" apparently means something quite different.
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Posted By: Disparate Times
Date Posted: August 30 2015 at 10:01
Someone explained to me that ideologies could be easily broken down into the size of central government, the further left you go the bigger government is with things like welfare and socialized medicine, and the further right the less government eliminating those things plus more like IRS and CDC. I will go in order of extreme left to extreme right.
Totalitarianism, communism, socialism, liberalism, moderate(middle), conservatism, libertarianism, and anarchism.
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Posted By: Disparate Times
Date Posted: August 30 2015 at 10:07
Wait a minute the porno thread gets moved to general discussion but politics is just for fun
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 30 2015 at 11:11
If you like fun in your politics I give to you The Stephanie Miller Show (it's like a MENSA meeting with fart jokes) - http://www.freespeech.org/collection/stephanie-miller-show" rel="nofollow - http://www.freespeech.org/collection/stephanie-miller-show
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: August 30 2015 at 16:08
The first option comes nearest. I was raised in a liberal family and that has influenced me to this day - to a certain extent. For the remainder, I turned rather conservative and just a bit left of the centre. From a cultural point of view, I am a nationalist and I am convinced that there is a strong underlying demonic influence behind all those discussions concerning Dutch cultural and folkloristic issues.
And I am rabiately anti-EU. I do believe that if the Netherlands, or any other EU country, don't get themselves out of this Evil Union, they will atone for it sooner or later.
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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: August 30 2015 at 16:13
Disparate Times wrote:
Wait a minute the porno thread gets moved to general discussion but politics is just for fun |
sexual porn..musical porn... different sides of the same coin. Much of undersexed men wishing they had talents and attributes that others have
politics? no place on a porn website
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: August 31 2015 at 02:48
Ozark Soundscape wrote:
Socialist is the closest to me but I don't really fit into any of these very well. I believe in progressive taxation and socialized medicine and things like that.I do believe in having a free market but I think non-progressive
capitalism as a primary economic system promotes the idea that the right
to live is tied to working, where I think the right to live is inherent
in your existence, regardless of your work ethic. I believe in democracy, though I think, ideally, most laws would be based on humanitarian principles.
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i thought you were a marxist
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: August 31 2015 at 03:42
condor wrote:
In Britain, liberal means neither left-wing or right-wing i.e. centrist. |
Triceratopsoil wrote:
No it doesn't. The conservative party in Britain is center. The lib-dems are left. Don't believe everything you read on wikipedia.
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You're both right but condor is more righter. In the UK liberal does mean centrist.
It's all relative so comparisons between countries is not an exact science, what is seen as as centre in one country would be regarded as more left-wing in some countries and more right-wing in some others. The USA for example is more right-wing than the UK so everything in the UK seems to be shifted to the left by comparison.
Since most countries the western world are classified as a Liberal Democracies it could be argued that all the major parities in those countries are essentially liberal.
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: August 31 2015 at 08:19
My ideology is a workshop in the bottom of a cruise ship where we produce sacks of umlauts. Politically I'm in tune with the likes of Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. Whatever it is that people call them, I suppose I could be called the same. I also like chocolate cake and grazing in the yard for dog poop.
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Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: September 06 2015 at 20:35
Dean wrote:
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condor wrote:
In Britain, liberal means neither left-wing or right-wing i.e. centrist. |
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Triceratopsoil wrote:
</span>No it doesn't. The conservative party in Britain is center. The lib-dems are left. Don't believe everything you read on wikipedia.
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You're both right but condor is more righter. In the UK liberal does mean centrist. <span style="line-height: 1.4;"> </span> <span style="line-height: 1.4;">It's all relative so comparisons between countries is not an exact science, what is seen as as centre in one country would be regarded as more left-wing in some countries and more right-wing in some others. The USA for example is more right-wing than the UK so everything in the UK seems to be shifted to the left by comparison.</span>
Since most countries the western world are classified as a Liberal Democracies it could be argued that all the major parities in those countries are essentially liberal.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 01:52
HackettFan wrote:
So, what's your political ideology, Dean? |
On the http://www.politicalcompass.org/test" rel="nofollow - Political Compass Test I'm slightly left and south of the Dalai Lama and Gandhi (Economic Left/Right: -5.25 ; Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.15), which puts me squarely in Green territory, though I don't follow any political party or its ideology.
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 02:01
progaardvark wrote:
I also like chocolate cake and grazing in the yard for dog poop. |
How do you tell the two apart?
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 02:03
Nationalist is listed twice and 'Anarchist' looks like 'Antichrist'.
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 09:36
Instead of answering the poll I'll post my result too.
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 09:39
I am very much a fan of the younger and slimmer Marlon Brando.
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 09:57
None.
I have in the past swung from being what you might call in the US, a libertarian to almost a complete Marxist. Both the left and right have apsects of ideology I loathe. I hate the rights apparent dismissiveness of anyone who isn't at least a millionaire and their often open racism, and I'm troubled by the lefts tunnel vision worship of political correctness at what ever cost to anything, including the emotional development of children, just so they can stand by what is actually a heavily nuanced and caveated principle.
I tend to think "f**k em all" at the end of the day to be honest..
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 10:37
I went and did the compass thing too
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 10:41
i'm about 3 squares from the left and 2.5 from the bottom k
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 11:20
Vompatti wrote:
i'm about 3 squares from the left and 2.5 from the bottom k
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Would you believe me if i told you I'm not surprised we ended up with similar results q.m.
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 11:42
lame
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Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 12:26
Hmmm...I had considered myself more centrist. Well, it's off to the commune, I suppose!
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Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 14:05
Dean wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
So, what's your political ideology, Dean? |
On the http://www.politicalcompass.org/test" rel="nofollow - Political Compass Test I'm slightly left and south of the Dalai Lama and Gandhi (Economic Left/Right: -5.25 ; Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.15), which puts me squarely in Green territory, though I don't follow any political party or its ideology.
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 14:29
Political compass is not very good. Look at how out of whack
https://www.politicalcompass.org/euchart" rel="nofollow - this is, for
instance. It should also be 3-4 scales, 2 is not enough and doesn't
account for nationalism vs globalism or degrees of political freedom.
gripes aside, here's my result
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 14:41
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
i'm about 3 squares from the left and 2.5 from the bottom k
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Would you believe me if i told you I'm not surprised we ended up with similar results q.m.
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i would k
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 14:52
This one is slightly better, though a couple of the questions are pretty idiotic ("Tighter regulation would have prevented the collapse of the lending industry" and "Unions were indispensible for the establishment of the middle class" are both factual statements, not political positions)
http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
They add a few more degrees of analysis. Here's my results: Left: 0.17, Authoritarian: 1.6 (0 is center) Foreign Policy: -1.89 Culture: 5.38
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Posted By: infocat
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 15:06
I hate tests!
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 19:08
Guldbamsen wrote:
I am very much a fan of the younger and slimmer Marlon Brando. |
How embarrassing for you.
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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 20:16
hmmm.. sounds about right...
You are a left moderate social libertarian.
Left: 7.34, Libertarian: 2.57
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 20:39
My word, what a bunch of lefty libertarians we are.
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Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 20:41
Mozzburgerist.
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Posted By: infocat
Date Posted: September 07 2015 at 21:02
Dean wrote:
My word, what a bunch of lefty libertarians we are. | I am actually rather interested to know where Svetonio shows up. Somewhere near Stalin, I assume...
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: September 08 2015 at 08:11
Atavachron wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
I also like chocolate cake and grazing in the yard for dog poop. |
How do you tell the two apart?
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One tastes better than the other. Chocolate cake doesn't last very long in the yard either.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 08 2015 at 08:25
progaardvark wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
I also like chocolate cake and grazing in the yard for dog poop. |
How do you tell the two apart?
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One tastes better than the other. Chocolate cake doesn't last very long in the yard either. |
I'd consider consulting at least two of the other four senses before relying on taste... then a dog that can fool sight and smell could probably be a finalist on America's Got Talent.
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: September 08 2015 at 11:38
Dean wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
I also like chocolate cake and grazing in the yard for dog poop. |
How do you tell the two apart?
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One tastes better than the other. Chocolate cake doesn't last very long in the yard either. |
I'd consider consulting at least two of the other four senses before relying on taste... then a dog that can fool sight and smell could probably be a finalist on America's Got Talent. |
That's an astute observation. I'm from the old school where we just put things in our mouths and hope for the best. Sometimes I listen for chocolate cake, but that doesn't seem to work as well it used to, especially since most things I eat from the yard don't taste like chocolate cake.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 08 2015 at 12:00
progaardvark wrote:
Dean wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
I also like chocolate cake and grazing in the yard for dog poop. |
How do you tell the two apart?
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One tastes better than the other. Chocolate cake doesn't last very long in the yard either. |
I'd consider consulting at least two of the other four senses before relying on taste... then a dog that can fool sight and smell could probably be a finalist on America's Got Talent. |
That's an astute observation. I'm from the old school where we just put things in our mouths and hope for the best. Sometimes I listen for chocolate cake, but that doesn't seem to work as well it used to, especially since most things I eat from the yard don't taste like chocolate cake. |
Perhaps you should put some thought into making chocolate cake that doesn't sound like dog poop.
However, there is an easier solution that will solve your problem, and that is white dog poop.(Okay, you may have to avoid white chocolate cake, but that's no hardship, white chocolate is pretty disgusting at best). You don't see white dog poop any more but 30 to 40 years ago it was quite common. So if you can remember seeing white dog poop on the sidewalk then that's a good indication that you are old. When I was at school in the 60s it was commonly accepted that white dog poop was produced by poodles, but poodles still exist yet white dog poop is a thing of the past. The colour of poop is determined by what ever has been eaten by the pooch and white dog poop is an indication of a high calcium diet, derived from eating bones. Now this isn't entirely fool proof (because there are some pretty resourceful fools out there), the poop as it exits the rear of the dawg is not white, it's standard dog poop colour and thus could st6ill be confused with chocolate cake, the whiteness is a result of the poop aging in the sun and rain as the soluble components of the poop leach out leaving the calcium of the undigested bone behind. So you have to wait a few days before not eating it.
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: September 09 2015 at 07:35
Dean wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Dean wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
I also like chocolate cake and grazing in the yard for dog poop. |
How do you tell the two apart?
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One tastes better than the other. Chocolate cake doesn't last very long in the yard either. |
I'd consider consulting at least two of the other four senses before relying on taste... then a dog that can fool sight and smell could probably be a finalist on America's Got Talent. |
That's an astute observation. I'm from the old school where we just put things in our mouths and hope for the best. Sometimes I listen for chocolate cake, but that doesn't seem to work as well it used to, especially since most things I eat from the yard don't taste like chocolate cake. |
Perhaps you should put some thought into making chocolate cake that doesn't sound like dog poop.
However, there is an easier solution that will solve your problem, and that is white dog poop.(Okay, you may have to avoid white chocolate cake, but that's no hardship, white chocolate is pretty disgusting at best). You don't see white dog poop any more but 30 to 40 years ago it was quite common. So if you can remember seeing white dog poop on the sidewalk then that's a good indication that you are old. When I was at school in the 60s it was commonly accepted that white dog poop was produced by poodles, but poodles still exist yet white dog poop is a thing of the past. The colour of poop is determined by what ever has been eaten by the pooch and white dog poop is an indication of a high calcium diet, derived from eating bones. Now this isn't entirely fool proof (because there are some pretty resourceful fools out there), the poop as it exits the rear of the dawg is not white, it's standard dog poop colour and thus could st6ill be confused with chocolate cake, the whiteness is a result of the poop aging in the sun and rain as the soluble components of the poop leach out leaving the calcium of the undigested bone behind. So you have to wait a few days before not eating it.
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Thank you. That's a particularly interesting solution. I just need to reschedule my yard grazing and make sure my chocolate cake doesn't eat bones. I'm familiar with white dog poop and remember a yard full of it back in the 1970s when I was smaller than I am now. I wouldn't necessarily say it's a thing of the past, though it is considerably rare these days. I see evidence in my own poop in the yard after I've had a meal of bones a few days before. One thing white dog poop was notorious for was that it was regularly mistaken for graffiti, something my father always punished us for when we left scrapings off our shoes all over the side of the house. We eventually learned and just left it on our shoes when we came into the house. Dad thought we were just gassy, Mom never noticed.
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Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: September 09 2015 at 22:02
Posted By: Disparate Times
Date Posted: September 10 2015 at 16:57
progaardvark wrote:
Dean wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Dean wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
I also like chocolate cake and grazing in the yard for dog poop. |
How do you tell the two apart?
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One tastes better than the other. Chocolate cake doesn't last very long in the yard either. |
I'd consider consulting at least two of the other four senses before relying on taste... then a dog that can fool sight and smell could probably be a finalist on America's Got Talent. |
That's an astute observation. I'm from the old school where we just put things in our mouths and hope for the best. Sometimes I listen for chocolate cake, but that doesn't seem to work as well it used to, especially since most things I eat from the yard don't taste like chocolate cake. |
Perhaps you should put some thought into making chocolate cake that doesn't sound like dog poop.
However, there is an easier solution that will solve your problem, and that is white dog poop.(Okay, you may have to avoid white chocolate cake, but that's no hardship, white chocolate is pretty disgusting at best). <span style="line-height: 1.4;">You don't see white dog poop any more but 30 to 40 years ago it was quite common. So if you can remember seeing white dog poop on the sidewalk then that's a good indication that you are old. When I was at school in the 60s it was commonly accepted that white dog poop was produced by poodles, but poodles still exist yet white dog poop is a thing of the past. The colour of poop is determined by what ever has been eaten by the pooch and white dog poop is an indication of a high calcium diet, derived from eating bones. Now this isn't entirely fool proof (because there are some pretty resourceful fools out there), the poop as it exits the rear of the dawg is not white, it's standard dog poop colour and thus could st6ill be confused with chocolate cake, the whiteness is a result of the poop aging in the sun and rain as the soluble components of the poop leach out leaving the calcium of the undigested bone behind. So you have to wait a few days before not eating it.</span>
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Thank you. That's a particularly interesting solution. I just need to reschedule my yard grazing and make sure my chocolate cake doesn't eat bones. I'm familiar with white dog poop and remember a yard full of it back in the 1970s when I was smaller than I am now. I wouldn't necessarily say it's a thing of the past, though it is considerably rare these days. I see evidence in my own poop in the yard after I've had a meal of bones a few days before. One thing white dog poop was notorious for was that it was regularly mistaken for graffiti, something my father always punished us for when we left scrapings off our shoes all over the side of the house. We eventually learned and just left it on our shoes when we came into the house. Dad thought we were just gassy, Mom never noticed. | Overwhelmingly left wing crowd here, I would have never guessed
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Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: September 10 2015 at 17:35
^ Yes, we are.
Myself: Economic Left/Right: -7.25 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67
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Posted By: octopus-4
Date Posted: January 16 2016 at 11:08
How have I missed this poll?
------------- I stand with Roger Waters, I stand with Joan Baez, I stand with Victor Jara, I stand with Woody Guthrie. Music is revolution
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Posted By: Michael678
Date Posted: January 16 2016 at 13:22
octopus-4 wrote:
How have I missed this poll? |
I'm asking that myself. Anyway, here's my results:
Economic Left/Right: -2.0 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.64
not as left-wing as the others on here...oh god...
still voted for "Centrist/Liberal" regardless
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Posted By: Michael678
Date Posted: January 16 2016 at 13:32
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Political compass is not very good. Look at how out of whack
https://www.politicalcompass.org/euchart" rel="nofollow - this is, for
instance. It should also be 3-4 scales, 2 is not enough and doesn't
account for nationalism vs globalism or degrees of political freedom.
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looks a lot more like NOW than 2012, especially with what's going on.
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: January 16 2016 at 20:47
Anarcho-capitalist libertarian that dabbles in pure anarchy
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 16 2016 at 21:16
Potentium
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: January 17 2016 at 00:15
Triceratopsoil wrote:
This one is slightly better, though a couple of the questions are pretty idiotic ("Tighter regulation would have prevented the collapse of the lending industry" and "Unions were indispensible for the establishment of the middle class" are both factual statements, not political positions)
http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
They add a few more degrees of analysis. Here's my results: Left: 0.17, Authoritarian: 1.6 (0 is center) Foreign Policy: -1.89 Culture: 5.38
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