Post-Rock Titles
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Topic: Post-Rock Titles
Posted By: Vompatti
Subject: Post-Rock Titles
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 09:16
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In this thread we will think of post-rock album and song titles. Post-metal, post-hardcore and other post-flavoured genres also allowed (please specify if appropriate). I go first with: No Matter How Drunk I Get I Can Still Feel My Teeth Hurt |
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Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 09:45
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When You're All Alone and the Stars Shine Brighest I Never Learned to Read but I Learned to Love Damp Holes Make Dark Souls Do They Reach High Enough to Live Forever Have You Ever Seen a Night Like This Before There's Bread Inside My Bones But There's Still a Crunch When They Break ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 09:49
This Sounds Less Like a Title and More Like a True Story (that works as a reply to your title and a title itself) ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Vompatti wrote:Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 09:51
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Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:00
I like these :O I'll try some. Let My Roots Grow So I May Never Leave You Collect The Ashes, Sweep The Dust I Stand Straight To Keep My Head In The Clouds War Today, Sleep Tomorrow Wishing To Be A Church Drowned In Light At Dusk I Walk Along The Streets To See That Nobody Is Pleased I Cry Out "Sing To Me People Of Earth" ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:05
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Can An Angle Be Taken Farther Than It Bent Before Turkey Basters Can Be Used to Artificially Inseminate Your Sister ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:06
Hahahaha- nice. This is making me laugh a lot. I like this game. ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:12
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Our Streets Vandalized, Our Spirits Revitalized I'm trying to think of an epic long one like Red Sparowes does.. Examples: Like the Howling Glory of the Darkest Winds, This Voice Was Thunderous and the Words Holy, Tangling Their Way Around Our Hearts and Clutching Our Innocent Awe And by Our Own Hand Did Every Last Bird Lie Silent in Their Puddles, the Air Barren of Song as the Clouds Drifted Away. For Killing Their Greatest Enemy, the Locusts Noisily Thanked Us and Turned Their Jaws Toward Our Crops, Swallowing Our Greed Whole ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:23
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A Hand That Washed Away All My Tresspasses Reached Into The Spirit That Was Dying and Separated My Soul From My Body To Allow An Internal Resolve to Form Until Withdrawl Ended
------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:29
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We Speak in Surveys But Our Words Mean Nothing You Can Click on an Article We Use Solid States to Propagate the Current System of Power Here Lies A Sea Anemone, Never to Be Eaten for Not All Death is Meaningful ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:30
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We Planted Beanstalks To Remember Our Youth, We Cut Them Down To Sever The Truth The Walls Grew Arms And Embraced Me, Sharing Its Cold Body Crows and Canaries Look The Same To Me Edit: I Like the Sea Anemone one :D!
------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:30
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Ropes Burn but They Melt Your Skin There's No Such Thing As a Broken Heart ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:31
 The Wall Grew one is pretty hilarious. I like when they are both hilarious but also potentially real. ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:35
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An Elk Spoke To Me And Brought Me To His Garden, His Roses Were Gray And Tulips Brown, I Spit To Give His Soil Water, But The Grass Just Wilted And The Elk Weakened Heh. I ran with it ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:35
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My Mother Mentioned You Weren't Doing Well So I Thought I Would Send You This Letter We Don't Sound Much Like the Beatles But We Use a Sitar When We Want This is a Popular Band That You're Going to Listen to or Else There's Safety in Numbers and I Can Count Past A Thousand There's a Rotten Apple and I Know You've Seen It Too You Can Teach an Old Dog New Tricks If You Give Him the Algernon's Flowers but of Course He Won't Live Long ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:36
------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:39
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The Commonness Of Sadness Is Underestimated My Closet Doors Don't Close No More I Climb Mountains With Broken Ankles Clinching A Stone I Whisper That He Will Soon Travel Our Fountain Is A Tombstone, Wash Away Our Sins ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:41
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Hahahah nice. Closet Doors. I keep thinking that your signature is one of your titles then I realize that's probably a real one. ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 10:47
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Haha yea - It is a Sleepmakeswaves song title that i liked ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 11:25
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One last one. Though i feel like this has had to be done before. I like it a lot k. I Wish You Away To See If I Would Miss You ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 11:34
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I Never Fondled Your Bear All The Sauces Of The World United In One Pan Giving Birth To The Sun In Tiny Spaces Comrade Rebecca's Soul Ornamentations
------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 11:38
God dang it David you're always awesome. ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 11:45
Heh why thanks Greg You guys are doing pretty good yourself though. I had a great time reading the first page Pickles Of Silver Foam Forming French Peanut Powered Totem Trees (obvious Belgian band methinks) ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 11:46
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Uncaged Birds Sing The Proudest, But Not The Longest ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 11:55
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No Bark For Old Sven ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 12:52
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Watching the Taxidermist I Found Myself Thinking of The Life I Lost ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 13:01
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Let Us Meet at the River at Dawn, Naked With Birds On Our Chests. ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music 
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 13:50
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Band: Afraid in the Living Room Album: This is the Night in Which We Do Nothing ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 13:52
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Something That Seems Deep and Poetic But is Ultimately Meaningless |
Posted By: bloodnarfer
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 13:55
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If I Had A Shovel, I Could Dig A Channel Let Down Your Rope And We'll Ride This Tire Swing To The Heavens The Leaves Are Sleeping And So Am I If My Title is a Sentence, Chances Are I Am a Post-Rock Song (Including Punctuation) ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ramza1316" rel="nofollow - www.last.fm/user/ramza1316 https://open.spotify.com/user/1211221845" rel="nofollow - https://open.spotify.com/user/1211221845 |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 13:58
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I Waved Waves For Hours In The Freezing Cold Hoping To Grow Fingers On My Fingers ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 14:36
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Stretch Your Fat Toes to the Sky ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 14:37
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With Love, We Vanish Into the Floor of the Heavenly Burger King. ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 14:40
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Our Eyes Blinded by the Sun's Reflection on Neptune's Bald Head. ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 14:48
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Ghosts Command I Turn Back, Turn Back ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: LearsFool
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 15:43
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For Olivia Tremor, I Bring Vengeance Upon The Dark Sun! -------------  
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 15:45
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 15:46
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Posted By: LearsFool
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 15:51
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This Smells Like Chinese Food, Opined The Fastidious Clerk At The Consignment Shoppe -------------
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 17:27
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Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 17:34
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 17:49
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Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: February 26 2015 at 18:11
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The Twinkle In Her Eye Told Me She Lost Her Mind ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: February 27 2015 at 09:20
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 02 2015 at 07:46
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 02 2015 at 13:02
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I'm On The Lamb But I Ain't No Sheep My People Were Fair And Had Sky In Their Hair... But Now They're Content To Wear Stars On Their Brows Welcome Back My Friends To The Show That Never Ends Oh, wait... These titles are also taken... |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 05 2015 at 06:40
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 05 2015 at 08:51
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^ Some Find Incontinence Highly Erotic |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 07:13
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 07:21
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You're Still Cool and Alive and Can Do All Kinds of Stuff on the Dance Floor |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 11:07
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 11:09
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 12:04
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Date Posted: March 10 2015 at 06:55
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Date Posted: March 10 2015 at 06:58
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: March 11 2015 at 09:42
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: March 11 2015 at 09:59
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 11 2015 at 15:15
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Date Posted: March 11 2015 at 15:24
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 12 2015 at 07:43
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 16 2015 at 05:08
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That Bobble Head Did Not Take the Wheel |
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Date Posted: March 16 2015 at 07:31
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: March 17 2015 at 08:46
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Date Posted: March 17 2015 at 15:05
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Date Posted: March 17 2015 at 18:03
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 18 2015 at 07:32
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 18 2015 at 07:35
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 19 2015 at 06:54
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 19 2015 at 16:08
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 19 2015 at 16:27
| The World May Be Empty of Meaning But It Is a Blank Canvas on Which to Paint Meanings of Your Own |
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Date Posted: March 19 2015 at 18:02
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Humans Create Lies Like Bees Create Honey And They Are Just As Sweet |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 20 2015 at 06:39
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: March 20 2015 at 07:48
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 23 2015 at 06:54
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Date Posted: March 24 2015 at 06:49
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Date Posted: March 31 2015 at 06:41
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: March 31 2015 at 14:09
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 06:27
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Date Posted: April 13 2015 at 08:11
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Date Posted: April 13 2015 at 11:02
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Date Posted: April 13 2015 at 14:31
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Date Posted: April 13 2015 at 16:11
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Date Posted: April 13 2015 at 16:40
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Date Posted: April 13 2015 at 21:51
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Date Posted: April 13 2015 at 21:52
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Date Posted: April 14 2015 at 06:59
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Date Posted: July 14 2015 at 17:18
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Date Posted: July 14 2015 at 21:00
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Date Posted: February 19 2016 at 11:39
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Date Posted: February 19 2016 at 12:47
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Date Posted: February 19 2016 at 13:20
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Date Posted: February 22 2016 at 08:02
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Date Posted: February 22 2016 at 08:32
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: February 23 2016 at 07:04
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Date Posted: February 24 2016 at 00:44
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Date Posted: February 24 2016 at 11:58
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Date Posted: February 27 2016 at 06:30
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Date Posted: February 27 2016 at 14:50
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Date Posted: March 01 2016 at 07:42
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Date Posted: March 07 2016 at 22:25
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When Space Is Space And Time Is Time, Space Will Be Time And Time Will Be Space ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |